00:00She's fine, but Prince Ikeem don't want no barking scallywag.
00:03He wants a lady that will elevate his intellect as well as his dick.
00:06It is tradition.
00:07So he takes a four-month vacation to America, Queens to be exact, and gets robbed immediately.
00:12But since he's rich, he literally has no problem finding an apartment in New York City
00:16even though he's not an American citizen, came with no references, and wants everyone
00:20to think he's broke.
00:21He ain't lying.
00:21But don't worry.
00:22Your secret is safe with me, your highness.
00:24Anyway, he's whooping per nub in all the wrong places, then passes up this gorgeous
00:28chocolate sister to get with a bitch named Lisa.
00:31And on brand, she goes out with this Jericho-having, cowardly-lying type of nigga, Daryl.
00:35And Daryl better not ever do a crime, because all the cops got to do is-
00:38Follow the drip.
00:39Follow the drip.
00:39Now, Lisa's father has a huge highway part in his hair and doesn't want his daughter
00:43getting with no African goat herder.
00:45And likewise, Simi has a problem living the life of a broke nigga.
00:48He telegrams the king for five blue strip stacks.
00:51The king, Darth Vader, is like, nah.
00:53It'll be cheaper to spread flowers all over the place and bring him home.
00:56Hey, who gonna clean up all these flowers?
00:57Anyway, poor little Lisa has two millionaires wanting to marry her.
01:00Life is so unfair, but ends up marrying Akeem.
01:03Because let's face it, she's not passing up her brother who got his own money.
01:06And when I say he got his own money-
01:08Money, I mean the boy has got his own money!
01:11The end and follow for more.
