00:01A man who purchased Gwyneth Paltrow's viral
00:03This Smells Like My Vagina Candle from Goop
00:07says it exploded, and he's filing a class action lawsuit.
00:13Candles do sometimes explode.
00:16You've had stories about that, right?
00:18Have you ever had one explode, Kathy?
00:19Or at least I had one like pop and melt immediately.
00:24Oh, okay.
00:24So, no, I've seen, no, I don't burn candles in my house,
00:28but I've seen it burn all the way to the bottom,
00:31and like there's just a little bit, it's just liquid at that point,
00:34and then it shatters the glass.
00:35Okay.
00:36Well, this splattered vagina all over the walls.
00:39Oh, my God, it was beautiful.
00:40This vagina falling, falling, crashing.
00:43Vagina crawling to the ground.
00:45Well, they had a report on the scene.
00:47It's one of the worst vagina catastrophes I've ever seen.
00:49I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I can't compose myself.
00:51This vagina everywhere, people trapped into huge labia.
00:53It's disgusting and a mess.
00:55It looks like deli meat stewed across the field here at Vegas, New Jersey.
00:59Hair all over the place.
01:00Hairy and men.
01:01Oh, there we go.
01:04I'm not my effects.
01:05There we go, sir.
01:07I can't even.
01:08My effects are so distraught.
01:10You've been pulled into a time continuum.
01:12I can't.
01:13I don't know what's.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:17Wouldn't it be great if field reporters did have a battery of effects?
01:21We should encourage that.
01:22This is a sad time here out on the street.
01:24So, according to legal documents obtained by the site.
01:27And the vagina's not quite to the boring mast.
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32It exploded.
01:33It's burning.
01:33It's crashing.
01:34Falling to the ground.
01:34Falling.
01:35People jumping out.
01:37They're actually climbing down pubic hair to get down to the ground.
01:41How big is this?
01:43This is the largest one in the world at that time.
01:45Yeah.
01:45And the majestic vagina coming over the New York skyline.
01:48Oh, my God.
01:53It's bursting into flames.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:55It's bursting into flames.
01:56Huge vagina on fire.
01:57Of a nakedness.
01:58It's usually falling, crawling, crashing to the ground.
02:00People jumping out, hanging off the pubic hair.
02:02Somebody is jumping.
02:03Oh, fortunately, a piece of the labia is falling down.
02:06It's serving as a mat.
02:06It's people jumping down.
02:07They're falling onto the mat.
02:08There's one large rope hanging out of it, actually, yeah.
02:14Thankfully, a matted pubic hair is serving as a rope ladder for those trying to escape
02:18the fire.
02:23Oh, my God.
02:24All right.
02:25So, Colby Watson says that he purchased the 10.5 ounce vagina candle online in January.
02:33He claims he lit the candle for the first.
02:34Is it possible that he lit the wrong side?
02:37That he lit the butt side?
02:38I don't know.
02:38But then the first time, yeah, turn it around.
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41It's a little joke, right?
02:42Yeah, well, the methane is back there.
02:44He claims he lit the candle for the first time the next month.
02:48And his sister is nothing.
02:49And he's making the new year.
02:52I don't know.
02:52It's a little joke.
02:52It's a little joke.
02:53It's a little joke.
02:53He doesn't tell you.
02:54It's a little joke.
02:54It's a little joke.
02:54But then the other thing...
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