00:00I know somebody who has to get those sheets, too.
00:02Really?
00:03Yeah.
00:03Rubber sheets?
00:04Yeah.
00:05It's like a sex mat.
00:07Wow.
00:10There was a list that I saw the other day,
00:12and we get a gazillion lists sent to us,
00:14and a lot of them are garbage,
00:15but from time to time you get some good ones.
00:17This is from E-bombsworld.
00:19Yes.
00:19I haven't heard that name in a while.
00:21The title is 15 Unethical Life Hacks
00:25That You Would Never Think Of.
00:27Unethical.
00:28Okay.
00:28I like where this is going.
00:30All right.
00:31This is a good one.
00:31You can use this any time.
00:33When receiving a call from someone that you don't want to talk to
00:36but must talk to,
00:38tell them at the very beginning of the call
00:40that your phone is about to die.
00:42Oh, I love it.
00:42And then you just hang up whenever you want to.
00:44Oh, you guys, I do it all the time.
00:48Yeah.
00:49I don't even say in the beginning that my phone is going to die.
00:53Just the other day, I hope she's not listening,
00:54just the other day, she was just talking and talking and talking.
00:59And I felt it was like not a good,
01:00there was no good way to insert and say,
01:03hey, listen, I'm at the gas station.
01:04I need to pump gas really quick.
01:07I'll call you back.
01:08So instead, I just hung up.
01:09I pumped the gas.
01:11I got in the car.
01:12Obviously, I had two missed calls and a text message, what happened.
01:15And then I called her back.
01:16And I was like, oh, sorry, I don't know what happened.
01:17Okay.
01:18I saw my friend do this to his friend one time.
01:22And I thought it was so funny.
01:23So I tried it with my buddy, Jeff.
01:25And you start this salacious story.
01:27And then you just hang up in the middle of it.
01:30You know?
01:31So with Jeff, I was like, oh, dude.
01:33So it was at the store today.
01:34And this chick, she was wearing this skirt.
01:36It was so short.
01:37Click.
01:38And you just left it at that.
01:39And then he called back, right?
01:40And I'm like, oh, where did I lose you?
01:43He goes, oh, she was wearing a short skirt.
01:45Oh.
01:46So then she bends, click.
01:47And then he called back like four times.
01:50He just went.
01:50It was so funny.
01:52You're just doing that to entertain yourself.
01:53Yes.
01:54Yeah.
01:54It was for me and for me only.
01:55But you guys can use that on your own.
01:57It's hilarious.
01:58Who had initiated the call?
02:00The first time?
02:01Yeah.
02:01Probably me.
02:02Okay.
02:03Because if I lose a call and the other person initiated it,
02:06I assume that it is their responsibility to return the call.
02:09As do I.
02:10Right.
02:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10So I wouldn't call you back.
02:12He kept calling me back.
02:13That's great, though.
02:13Because I know him and he's a horndog.
02:15And he wanted to hear the story.
02:17I would not call back.
02:19Yeah.
02:20The person who initiates the call, if the call breaks off,
02:23they have to call you back.
02:24Yeah.
02:24He wasn't the guy with the rubber sheets story you told me the other day.
02:27No.
02:27Okay.
02:28No.
02:28I was a different guy.
02:32Stating a new girl came over and brought rubber sheets
02:35and said, you're going to need these.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Because of her.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:40Wait, the girl brought the sheets?
02:42Yeah.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Said, you're going to need these.
02:44That's the story that you remember on the air the other day.
02:46And I was about to crack the mic.
02:49And I come on out of the song.
02:51And I go, Casey, don't ever say something like that to me
02:54right before I turn the microphone on.
02:55That was it?
02:55That was what he was telling me.
02:57You travel that way.
02:58But it's good to know.
02:59It's good to, you know, you come prepared.
03:01It's outstanding.
03:01You don't go camping without a shovel.
03:03That's hilarious.
03:04Good for him.
03:05All right.
03:05I know somebody who has to get those sheets, too.
03:08Really?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Rubber sheets?
03:10Yeah.
03:11It's like a sex mat.
03:13Wow.
03:13Wow.
03:15You?
03:15Okay.
03:16I know.
03:16Why?
03:17Why?
03:17It's just that we.
03:18Why would your mom share something?
03:20Not cool.
03:21Not cool, too.
03:22Listen, we bring up her dad all the time.
03:24It's fair game.
03:25No.
03:26Yeah.
03:26Yeah.
03:27She has to buy a sex mat.
03:29Wow.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Okay.
03:30Well, yeah.
03:31Some of those videos might be real.
03:33You wear a lobster bib at the restaurants, right?
03:36I mean.
03:36Here you go.
03:36Here's the product.
03:37Soaker sheet, waterproof, throw sex pet piddle pad.
03:41Wow.
03:41It's from Liquid Nymph.
03:42Is that the name of the site?
03:44Liquid Nymph.
03:45Lightweight, travel-friendly, absorbent pad for oils, sweat, squirts.
03:53Wow.
03:54I don't know what Amrita is, and I'm not going to say the last word.
03:56It says right there, Jerry Romano says, I love this bag.
03:59Dude, my mom is going to kill you.
04:02I would never do that to you, Kathy.
04:04You did it to me the other week.
04:06Yeah, but you did it to my wife first.
04:08That was totally revenge.
04:12Wow.
04:14Amrita is a type of yoga.
04:15Okay, that's clean.
04:16All right, that was enough like this.
04:18Woo!
04:19It's a type of yoga where you pee on someone.
04:21Yeah, seriously?
04:21Soaker sheet, waterproof, throw sex, pet piddle pad.
04:26Pet piddle pad.
04:27Lightweight, travel-friendly, absorbent pad for oil, sweat, squirt, Armita, and then this other thing that I know Bill doesn't like us to say on here.
04:34Can't say that.
04:35Can't say it.
04:36Can't say it.
04:36This could be another conversation, but the reason is because there was a procedure done.
04:40Oh.
04:41So she wasn't always like that.
04:43It just happens now.
04:44Okay, so after some procedures, you can become a little more moist.
04:49A little more moist.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Okay.
04:51Like way moist.
04:52Super sylker.
04:52Like you need to buy a sex mat.
04:55Wow.
04:56But for many, that is, okay.
05:00Well, was the procedure done specifically for that?
05:03Yep.
05:03Yep.
05:03Not to make her do that, but for more sensitivity.
05:07I need you to open the valve a little more.
05:09I wasn't sure because there was a...
05:10I spoke to an OBGYN who had said they had a procedure, and he jokingly called it, he said,
05:15we put the juice back in the burger.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17And, yeah, that they can...
05:18There is a procedure to do that.
05:20Yep.
05:21Wow.
05:21Okay.
05:22But she doesn't like it.
05:23She hates it.
05:23Like she...
05:24And it supposedly wears off after a while, so she is like desperately waiting for this
05:29to wear off.
05:29How long ago did she get this done?
05:31I'm not exactly sure.
05:33I don't know.
05:34Well, okay.
05:34Right now, I'm sad that Jerry Romano Piddle Pad is...
