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  • 4/23/2025
It's kind of a Catch Me If You Can scenario

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00:00After Taylor Swift revealed her biggest fear, which are threats of violence, including from stalkers,
00:06in a wide-ranging piece titled, 30 Things I Learned Before Turning 30, that she wrote for Elle magazine,
00:11a man who broke into her home in 2018 was arrested for trying to get inside again.
00:16Wow, this guy won't give up.
00:17This is her stalker, TMZ.
00:19I love you so much, man.
00:21Big fan.
00:22TMZ.
00:23Because the play's going to play, play, play, play, play.
00:27Yeah, all right, I love it, man.
00:29It gets in your head.
00:30It's like what you call an earworm.
00:35Kind of endearing this guy.
00:36I love that guy.
00:37I love that guy.
00:39And he's going to stick around because I got a couple of stories about him.
00:42Thanks.
00:43So TMZ and Page Six reported that police arrested a Florida man, Roger Alvarado,
00:50for the second time in less than a year after he was caught breaking into one of Taylor's New York City properties earlier on March 7th.
00:57So what in the hell are you paying to live in a secure building if this guy apparently can waltz on in any time he wants?
01:06Steve, maybe she should consider hiring him as her security guy.
01:09Why not?
01:10Because, you know, it's like the whitehead.
01:12Everything's clear on the north perimeter.
01:14I'm going to go back five clicks and check in again.
01:20Yeah, hire.
01:21Sometimes it's like catch me if you can.
01:24You know, the guy was so good at what he did and a criminal that he decided to make him a specialist and an advisor.
01:30It's like when they hire computer hackers to work for the kids.
01:33Hey, we can't beat you, so why don't you work for us?
01:37Hey, who let this door open?
01:41You want some lunatic to wandering?
01:43So he allegedly tried to gain entry via the second floor patio door of the Popstar's home shortly after 2 a.m.
01:52He climbed onto her roof and kicked in a door, which triggered her alarm system and alerted her security team.
01:58We have a great arrangement.
02:00The pay's not too bad and she lets me pleasure myself in her dish towels.
02:04She lets you do that?
02:05Yeah, it's part of the job.
02:07Yeah, it's cheap labor.
02:09I mean, you just pay for the laundry service.
02:11Yes.
02:11Cops discovered some chilling details.
02:13Officers found a ladder leading to a broken window.
02:16Inside, they found the man sleeping in the singer's bed.
02:19Someone's been sleeping in my bed.
02:21And they also determined that he'd used her shower as well.
02:24Oh, good word.
02:25Yeah, yeah.
02:26So in December of last year.
02:28This is the best loop I've ever used.
02:29He reached a deal.
02:32This was on Taylor's bum.
02:33And he's crazy enough to do that.
02:35He could be crazy enough to kill her.
02:36Yeah.
02:36And so, like, I almost feel like the only way to combat this.
02:41There's two things you could do.
02:42You could go there and lock this guy away for the rest of his life.
02:44And that way you wouldn't have to worry.
02:45Or get a lion.
02:46Or, no, I was thinking, no, you bring him into your life.
02:49And then, and then you, no, you out-crazy him.
02:53Oh, God.
02:53And then he goes, oh, my God, I don't want to be a part of this.
02:55Or he goes, this is the woman I'm waiting for.
02:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:59Maybe with somebody this high profile.
03:00If they sit down face-to-face and she goes, I don't like you.
03:04I know.
03:05Right?
03:05I got the message.
03:07Right, exactly.
03:08Gotcha.
03:08Got to say that for the public, but I'm reading you loud and clear.
03:12Wink, wink.
03:13Yeah.
03:13You don't love me.
03:15Uh-huh.
03:16You don't love me.

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