00:01There is a crap job available in San Francisco that's a complete waste, but it pays up to $185,000 a year for those who are interested.
00:12The city where Tony Bennett left his heart has an enormous feces problem.
00:17There's a lot of poop there.
00:18That has gotten so bad.
00:20A lot of people are taking poops on the street.
00:22Officials decided to create a poop patrol to clean up the streets.
00:26To clean up the poop and the turds that are on the street that I love so dearly.
00:31I took a poop in San Francisco.
00:34Sing along if you know.
00:35The five-member team.
00:36I couldn't control it.
00:38Walk up and down San Francisco.
00:39Started with the shart and then I left my heart.
00:42There it is.
00:43In San Francisco.
00:45I left my shart.
00:46I took a shart.
00:48Then left my heart in San Francisco.
00:51Poop.
00:51They are now cleaning up human feces and we're assuming other feces as well.
00:59And vomit.
01:00Animal feces and vomit.
01:01And piss.
01:02Yeah.
01:02Can't forget piss.
01:06Piss, vomit, poop.
01:08It's all there on the streets of San Fran.
01:11Where they got trolley cars and rice-a-roni.
01:13Thank you, Tony Bennett.
01:16For, you know, poop.
01:18Yeah.
01:18We'll call it some rice-a-roni.
01:22I miss that city.
01:24Chinatown.
01:25Chinatown.
01:26Poop-covered streets.
01:27Piss everywhere.
01:28Vagrants wandering around.
01:30It's wonderful.
01:31It's like Night of the Living Dead with hills.
01:34The wharf is just covered in poop.
01:35Absolutely.
01:36Yeah.
01:36It's just beautiful.
01:37In case you've ever wondered whether Marilyn Manson was truly as evil as he makes himself
01:42out to be, there may be proof now.
01:44She said, they can't find something illegal about what I say or do in my music.
01:49They just disagree with it morally because of their belief systems.
01:52It's nonsense.
01:53I'm in the satanic church myself.
01:56And I'm about cleaning the poop off the streets of San Francisco.
01:58That's right.
01:59Look at that.
01:59Get off the guy's back.
02:00You're not such a bad guy.
02:01I'm a good guy.
02:02Yeah.
02:02So, he said, so they have to...
02:04Just because I believe in the power of the Lord Satan doesn't mean you should think I'm
02:09evil.
02:10I mean, after all, you're cleaning up poop.
02:12Remember what the Joker said to Batman?
02:14Both sides are different coins or something like that.
02:17I didn't stay really that long.
02:21I left once I ran out of snow caps.
02:30He bought the Jumbo Box, too.
02:34I go to him a lot.
02:35I love those things.
02:35This is so weird.
02:40Just thinking about that.
02:42What would lead Tony Bennett to come?
02:45I'm in the church of Satan, too.
02:46Marilyn man.
02:49And poop and snow caps and Batman and the Joker.
02:54Makes sense.
02:55He's currently on tour with Rob Zombie with the trek wrapping up.
02:59Also a Nazi.
03:00This one.
03:00Jesus.
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