00:00got a great deal for you chuck on the tampa craigslist oh i'm always surfing it
00:12free lube wow can't be free i ordered some lube from amazon and they accidentally shipped me five
00:21boxes of ky lube so there's four boxes unopened need gone packaging still intact come get it
00:28it's free here's the number to call it's already gone well it's still up yeah but what's what's
00:38this person want i think that they would just throw it away yeah i mean like i guess it's a lot
00:43for how much four boxes of it four four unopened boxes they shipped him five boxes by mistake
00:50i mean you got boxes and how many is in a box gotta be a lot i'm guessing a lot yeah he needed
00:57one which is impressive someone said go for the lube stay for the pit well yeah rub the lube
01:04there's something come on there's there's something more to this here who just gives away free lube
01:10yeah because if you accidentally got free lube right yeah okay boxes what do you what do you would
01:16you all do with it i know what i would do well besides you can't use all five boxes no can you
01:23i don't think so but i never have to worry about it ever again you just keep it i would just keep
01:27it i would keep it yeah and then people see all like accidentally see your five boxes if you came
01:33over to my house and you saw five boxes of lube would you be like chuck's weird no no i would be
01:40it would just be like be concerning to me and be like wow this guy's more wild than i thought yeah
01:45you know i need a little bit of lube and amazon screwed up i would just hold on you would hold
01:51on to it there's just no way i hoard everything i'm holding on to it have you met him i'm holding
01:57on to it he keeps everything wouldn't you throw it most people would throw it away you're not
02:01selling it on craigslist i would secretly bring it to the dumpster at night probably yeah because
02:06you don't want people neighbors to see it or whatever like under cover of night
02:09like i try making my way through as much of it as i could and then oh yeah i'd donate it i think
02:15maybe no you wouldn't you can't walk where are you donating that to who needs gifts lots of people
02:21there's lots of tell me where you would donate that at i would wrap it up at and just put it
02:28underneath any like uh company style christmas tree that i find just in case there's some kind
02:34of gift giving well he'd bring a bottle in for each of us for starters yeah true you get lube and you
02:39that's true dave would just and then you just put it out here at the radio station and then it
02:43would be gone in a second gone it's true you just put it if you put a box of lube out on a table
02:48out there oh it'd be gone before the morning show ended yeah it would it would i mean the needy
02:55need lube too that's true you're right homeless lube yeah they're the lubeless so if okay how about
03:02if a guy came up to your car at the corner and he's got the sign like looking for cash and you
03:06handed him instead a bottle of lube that's weird would that be that's how i would pay for everything
03:12after that i think then they think you want to have sex he's getting in the car with you
03:16what are you talking about you're gonna give some dude on the side of the road some lube yes
03:20okay let's have sex yeah he knows what it's for he knows what it's for get in the car
03:25get in the car he would just be like come over to my shade umbrella yeah like you're my sugar daddy
03:31now yeah you got a nice choice dave it's a bold choice okay that makes sense i love dave pulling
03:38over on eight mile yeah you are in luxor hey i know times are tough but this should take the edge
03:48i never thought of i just thought for their own use they could enjoy it right no no you're sending
03:52a message i would be propositioning them with the lube now i i will say this if i had five boxes of lube
04:00at my house um i think if someone was to discover it and you are uh trying to foster any kind of
04:08romance with them yeah i mean they think they are thinking terrible they're number one they're thinking
04:14that's so much lube i must need well yeah yeah for my own yeah watch out who like the ladies you're
04:22handing this out too because then they're gonna be offended yeah oh yeah come on especially certain
04:27age ladies you'd be like well then yeah oh you're well i'm not there yet yeah i know no i know
04:34you're dry no i don't want to send that message i'm not going to send your dry message but then to
04:41me i also don't want to send the i need all this for the stuff that i'm going to make you do to me
04:46right exactly oh what is he into because that's what you needed you'd need it back there if you
04:52were five boxes five boxes like that's a lot of stuff like you could fill a bathtub wrestling in it
04:59or stuff or who's wrestling in it i know what do they call like a jelly wrestling what is it like
05:05oh they oiled up like if you were into that i mean i don't mind it but i mean i'd be into it
05:11not myself though i would watch it porn videos of people covered in lube wrestling each other oh
05:17yeah for blue wrestling of course you can donate it to a porn company oh i guess yeah yeah someone
05:22said toys for twats oh my god oh my god that's a charity to get behind oh senior center would they
05:33accept it no no a senior center god there's a lot of sex happening there so many other concerns
05:39probably very dry sex yes very dry just saying i never thought about the dryness of those old
05:46people banging right yeah they run out of juices it's like sandpaper down there probably yeah it is
05:51yeah that's not i think you could give them lube i don't know they'd say thank you
05:56you're in such bad shape there's a lot of heart attacks after day visits
06:01lube just killed about 20 people yep yep there's a lot of sexually active seniors
06:07yeah oh of course right so we all know they need to be moist as well again bold to go to a senior
06:13center and with four cases i've got my dog not knowing anyone there i'm just like here i go i'm a
06:18perv hi i'm here to drop off lube to senior ladies it seems like i'm into senior sex yeah i guess
06:27i'm not thinking i'm just thinking of the kindness i'm not thinking of the perviness of it
06:31yeah that's to think of all of it that's the problem i guess you do i need lisa around to be like
06:35and this is why i think in the same way we are also uh just adding perviness to what might have
06:44happened here with this guy where he's like dude i've got they dropped five boxes off i've got to
06:49unload four get get these out of my house get a big black trash bag put it in there and you put it
06:55out to the curb that's i mean that's the only thing is sorry wasteful yes but otherwise not keeping
07:03that i feel like he's got like those are big bottles too yeah like oh yeah they come in like
07:09pack of eight so yeah you're getting a lot of lube all depends yeah did you know they make real we are
07:18dealing with a real whore here lube suppositories oh why wouldn't they stick it up there so it melts
07:25in there it melts wow yeah so is that like to if you have a dry problem you could slip that up there
07:34and then your partner would never know yeah it seems like it i feel like they would know
07:38sneaky little lubrication like i think ego would be like wow yeah oh my god i think it's a real
07:46difference you know it's a real difference when all things all systems are go it's a real difference
07:52dissolves in minutes uh that for sure there is uh what that's a vaginal oh okay vaginal
08:00moisturizer okay it says right here easy to use vagina moisturizer that's not where they're using it but
08:04that's that's what it says multiple uses probably i don't know if it'd be safe supplements the body's
08:10natural lubrication and feels like your own natural vaginal moisture yeah it's quite a depositor they
08:17give you they want you to get it up in there i guess right i guess oh i've never you have to like
08:23kind of like blow on the end no you do not fire it i'm sure you do not i believe that works as a
08:31tiny catapult yeah look a blow gun discreet i think it is so you can pretend you are moist
08:39yeah i think that's well sure i mean it's just listen guys are pretending to be hard and some
08:45ladies are pretending to be moist it's fine you shake hands at the end of the day one review says
08:49very moist i bet yeah raise your confidence brings my youth back they know what they're doing yep
08:57oh that's good lots of choices for dry ladies that sucks too like that one woman there is the face of
09:04dry ladies yeah i know but you take the gig right whatever it's a paying gig you're gonna be a real
09:12dry lady on the internet yep something you gotta do
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