Peep Show: Cheapskates

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the things you or your parents do that is extremely cheap and hear about a guy who was gifted used underwear from a camp lost and found.

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00:00Here's a question for you

00:08Because this guy is so cheap

00:10He does something in his hotel room

00:12That made me want to vomit

00:13Okay

00:15When he travels

00:16And he has to travel a lot, I guess

00:18For work

00:19He won't eat out

00:21He brings his own supplies

00:24So he can make

00:26Hotel bathroom pizza

00:29Like the hair dryer or something

00:32He does it on the bathroom counter

00:35A hotel bathroom counter

00:38Which is just feces and semen

00:41Yes it is

00:43Oh my spit

00:45And hair

00:46Let's not forget my arms

00:49So much

00:50Home and hotel pizza

00:52Three parts flour

00:54Yeast, honey, salt

00:58Add seasonings to cover up the taste of bathroom

01:02One part water

01:03Make sure to check the pH

01:05He's making the dough right on the bathroom counter

01:08Like nothing, not even a piece of parchment paper

01:10Right next to his toilet

01:11Roll baby roll

01:12Oh he rolls it with the ice bucket

01:14Ten dollars heat gun browns cheese fast

01:17I mean

01:19So crispy

01:22Gooey gooey cheesy happy yay

01:25Success

01:27That's gross

01:29So wait that he can cook the dough and melts the cheese at the same time?

01:33That's what he's saying

01:34With the blow dryer?

01:35No that was a heat gun

01:36He can

01:37They're much

01:38Damn

01:39Blow dryers can do everything

01:41Yeah no

01:41Pizza?

01:44Can I tell you that his pizza

01:45There's no way that tastes good

01:47No

01:47There's no way

01:48Disgusting

01:49He made it on a hotel bathroom counter

01:52I feel like he doesn't really even do any of this

01:55No

01:55He's just a gross guy

01:57And made a good video

01:58But still

02:00I mean that's disgusting

02:01There's cheap

02:02And then there's insane

02:03But what's the cheapest thing you'll admit you do

02:07Or your parents did?

02:08We'll start with Wes here

02:09Who's joining us

02:101-855-954-6969

02:13Hi Wes

02:13Hello

02:15How are you?

02:16Morning guys

02:17Pretty good

02:17You admitted something your parents did

02:20They worked at a youth camp

02:23For multiple summers

02:24They're

02:25My mom was the nurse

02:27And father would be the maintenance guy

02:29And they came home for

02:31When they came home

02:33They bought stuff with them from camp

02:36And they even gave out

02:39Christmas presents

02:40From the camp lost and found

02:43Oh

02:44Oh no

02:44Like a shoe or something?

02:47A sock?

02:47Yeah

02:47I got a package with

02:49Three tighty whities

02:51That were neither tighty nor whitey

02:53Oh

02:53Used

02:54Used

02:54Used camp underwear?

02:56Used boys camp underwear

02:58That was your present?

02:59That was his present from his parents

03:01And they weren't

03:02They were soiled as well

03:03Are you okay?

03:04No

03:04He's not okay

03:05He's not okay

03:07Oh no

03:08Yeah

03:08You didn't pick up any of those

03:09So what's been handed down to you?

03:12What do you do now?

03:13Yeah

03:13What do you do like your parents?

03:14You do the polite smile

03:17And then you throw it in the garbage can

03:18On the way out of the driveway

03:19You don't do this stuff yourself though

03:21Like you didn't pick up any of those things

03:23From your parents

03:24Oh absolutely not

03:26I know

03:27Go out of my way

03:28To make sure I get

03:31Just the right thing

03:32For the person

03:32Yeah

03:33Thanks for calling in Wes

03:34You got your sweet

03:35Used camp undies on today

03:37Can I tell you

03:39That if you found my underwear

03:40At a campground

03:42I have left them behind

03:45For a reason

03:45I've done something

03:46Could you imagine knowing

03:47That they were gifted

03:48To another child

03:49When you disposed of them

03:52Because you soiled them

03:54Or something

03:55Unless that child

03:56Is in what I would consider

03:57To be a fifth world country

03:59Fifth

04:00Like a fifth world

04:01I don't even know

04:02How far behind

04:03Like it's basically

04:04Like you guys are cavemen

04:06Can't even do that

04:07Like you're a cave

04:08You can't send your

04:10Discarded soiled undies

04:12Poor fifth world

04:13I'm just saying

04:15I mean like there's

04:15The only thing

04:17What kind of sickle

04:17Puts them in the lost and found

04:19They're garbage

04:20Think about that

04:21It's a camp

04:22They thought they were just

04:23Brown tie dyed underwear

04:24Who claims

04:25Undies

04:26I don't know

04:27I don't know

04:29It's all

04:30Not right

04:30Can I tell you

04:31So like

04:32Even the place

04:33That I go practice baseball at

04:34There's just a box

04:36That's just full

04:38Of like stuff

04:39That people have left behind

04:40And it's like

04:41Half that stuff

04:41It's like

04:42No

04:42Like just

04:43No

04:44It's garbage

04:44Right

04:45You would never make this

04:47What

04:47My father was so cheap

04:49He would count out

04:50Four squares of toilet paper

04:51To give to us

04:52When we went to the bathroom

04:53Dad

04:55Mud butt

04:56Yeah

04:57I would

04:58My dad would know

04:59He'd do it a couple times

05:01Be like

05:02Oh boy

05:02Yeah

05:02Here's five

05:04Well that's how you get

05:04To destroy underwear

05:05You get an extra

05:06An extra one for Charlie

05:07He needs it

05:09I tried to do it

05:12We couldn't

05:12Because of Charlie

05:13You know

05:16His diet

05:18Leaves

05:19Something to be desired

05:22All he eats

05:24Is kingdong

05:24Yeah

05:28That would never

05:28Got constant diarrhea

05:29That would never cut it

05:30No

05:31For a lot of people

05:31Dan's with us next

05:33Hi Dan

05:34Hey

05:35Cheapest thing you

05:36Or someone you know does

05:37So

05:39Growing up

05:40My brother and I

05:41Used to

05:41Basically

05:42Have to clean the baseboards

05:44So my dad

05:45Would have

05:45Used these rags

05:46And he said

05:47That they were

05:47Reusable diapers

05:48That he had as a child

05:49That his dad would

05:50Repurpose

05:51Instead of having to

05:52Buy new rags

05:53So ever since then

05:54I've tried to use

05:57And repurpose

05:58As many rags

05:59As I possibly can

06:00But I don't use

06:00Reusable diapers

06:01Like he did

06:02But I've still

06:02Never been

06:03I've never been

06:04Able to find

06:04Like a really good

06:05Rag like he used

06:06So

06:06Kind of says

06:07Something about

06:07The way people

06:09Made things back then

06:09I guess

06:09That poop really

06:10Broke down the

06:11Finers

06:11Can I tell you

06:12Like so my dad

06:13Same type of thing

06:14And I guess

06:15I never even

06:16Thought about this

06:16But

06:17We had like

06:18Rags

06:19That were

06:21My dad's

06:23Old

06:23White

06:24Undershirts

06:25Cut up

06:26Yeah us too

06:27Yeah

06:27That guy just

06:28Unlocked that

06:29Memory

06:29Yeah

06:29My dad's

06:31Old

06:31White

06:32Undershirts

06:32Underwear

06:33I almost

06:34Not

06:34You

06:34Are you

06:35Cleaning with the

06:36Brighties

06:37Can I

06:37Listen

06:38Lisa

06:38Is that how you keep

06:39Your window

06:40So sorry

06:40Lisa

06:41I believe

06:41Some wore

06:42My dad's

06:43Underwear

06:44You had to

06:44Clean with your

06:45Dad's

06:45Underwear

06:45I never cleaned

06:46Anything in my

06:47Life

06:47Windows always had

06:48A tint to him

06:49Didn't they

06:49I think

06:49I'm telling you

06:51I am not sure

06:53I remember for

06:54Sure that there

06:55Was white

06:56I'd see him like

06:57Cutting up his

06:57White t-shirts

06:58Do I know

06:59Whether or not

07:00He did it with

07:01Underwear

07:01I'm not

07:01Like there's a

07:02Part of me

07:03There's a part of

07:05Me that feels

07:05Like I

07:06Might have

07:08Seen it

07:09But I can't

07:10Tell if it's

07:10Just make

07:11Believe

07:11I don't know

07:13I'd have to

07:14Ask him

07:15I'd have to

07:15Ask him

07:15He would

07:16Admit to it

07:16Because he

07:16Doesn't care

07:17About that

07:17Kind of

07:18Stuff

07:18He'd be like

07:18Of course

07:19I use my

07:19Underwear

07:19Boy

07:20Got that

07:22Car perfectly

07:23Clean

07:23Oh my god

07:25You pull up

07:26And your dad's

07:26Cleaning his

07:27Car with

07:27Underwear

07:28He wouldn't

07:28Care

07:29Whatever

07:30Dad

07:31Are you

07:31Kidding

07:32Oh that

07:32Like that

07:32Honestly

07:33That unlocked

07:34A real

07:35Like a

07:35Shuddery

07:37Type of

07:38Memory

07:38For me

07:39Yeah

07:39You

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