00:00folks get ready for a new sexual term you maybe haven't heard of it's called
00:10gooning okay this is where someone spends literally hours watching porn and pleasuring
00:18themselves but not so much that they end up climaxing but so it's kind of like edging
00:25but multiplied okay yeah i've seen a couple videos on it uh one woman is expressing concern over her
00:33boyfriend's extensive gooning enjoyment it seems rather than be intimate with her her dude would
00:41rather spend hours spanking it to porn without finishing he even offers her to join in the fun
00:49doing me a bit but but won't actually go through with intercourse well i don't recommend this um
00:59because like we've always talked about if you goon all day uh you will not want to do it but even if
01:06you don't finish no i mean no because you're training your brain to only be attracted to
01:12the screen that you're looking at that's what yeah we talked about that and like not real life
01:16you you have a a disconnect uh the bigger problem is this is when she brings up her concerns she's
01:23accused of being sex negative and kink shaming well he's he's waiting a week to bust it that's crazy
01:29like he's working on it for eight hours a day like how many times it's a job stop it's like a part-time
01:37job he just hangs out at night yeah what are you doing in there bud of course oh god again more hours
01:45to go and more days medicine man i'll let you know in a couple hours that to me doesn't seem
01:51like a good way to spend your time no when you've got a lady who wants to do it with you but you'd
01:57like that then it's like an obsession like it's more than just a kink well that's why i wonder like
02:03okay so why are why goon why are they gooning are they gooning as some kind like they think it's
02:11going to increase their uh someone says it's just taken off online over the past couple of months
02:17you can look up goon caves or goon sesh on all the social media i've seen some gooning videos and i
02:23was always like what is it what are what are they gooning what are what are we so that's where they're
02:28getting it from they're seeing it on tiktok or wherever yeah yeah and they're trying it out
02:32why do they goon i don't know why you gooning why are bugooning i'm also not just gonna start
02:40gooning because i saw it on like a video i guess yeah i don't know if i looked up benefits of gooning
02:47if we'll find out for sure they're gonna have one arm way stronger benefits of gooning
02:55way to get rid of your stress i just gooned for 48 hours straight should i keep going yes
03:02how is that even possible 48 hours well it's not it's wow it's not but you know even uh even uh
03:10you do that for one hour straight it'll mess you up that's way too long right uh this woman said i'm a
03:19female apparently i've been gooning for years i never knew the term but i definitely go hours and hours
03:25and hold off before i orgasm i've gone for like eight hours eight hours wow but like non-stop you
03:33just got like something on it the whole time like it's vibrating away and then you take it off
03:38because you're about to and then you go again and like you've got nothing else to do in life
03:43eight hours is a long time i have nothing else to do in life right really you know especially
03:49during times no sports are going on i still would never a lot six hours to doing something like
04:01this there's just no way there's other stuff to do yeah there's other things well i could never come
04:07in here if i was gooning all if i was yesterday gooning yeah and then i had to come in here and
04:14sit and talk i'd explode at something mentally physically yeah whatever you want yeah yes no
04:22it doesn't seem like a good time an hour seems more reasonable but not sure hours like a full work
04:28day but still like i could see spending an hour with somebody but like an hour of just me yeah an
04:36hour of yourself man i'm we gotta get this going here this guy says listen you guys if you experience
04:43this you'll know why people are doing it if you goon right okay yeah it's like finishing for an hour
04:53straight oh stop it it's just well it's like i'm sure it's an incredible finish that's the payoff of
04:59it that's why you do it yeah i don't want to finish for an hour straight well i don't think that's
05:04excessive he's did he mean it feels like oh god that's impossible to i don't know if i finish for
05:12an hour straight my hair might lose its curl
05:14your hair is perfectly straight straight now because i goon yeah i told you not to call 9-1-1
05:23i told you not to call the authorities i goon too much
05:26straight on my hair i'm still gooning
05:29i'm in mid-goon
05:32don't stop
05:35um okay so oh god i guess man you know this show what uh i will say that
05:44every once in a while when you're doing it you do decide like i i don't i don't wanna
05:49you hold off you hold off you can hold off right yeah but like you can hold off you don't
05:57have to hold off for eight straight hours like then you're not a gooner exactly i mean i guess
06:02it's the iron man what is the the the time the proper create you become a gooner
06:09i don't even know whatever we're talking about what what qualifies you as a gooner exactly
06:15you can go rename it well like at least for instance i could run around the block but that
06:22doesn't make me a marathon runner right exactly right so if you do this and i definitely i definitely
06:31have like held off on some stuff from time to time edging as we knew it make it uh a bit more
06:38fun at the end but when do you cross the goon so when do you go from edging to goon
06:46right because there's the same thing no because the goon is like an excessive amount of time i feel
06:53like edging might be like a marathon and then gooning might be the iron man or one of those
07:00like what are the ones that they run like six marathons straight or something like that this
07:06woman says i'm a girl gooner and no it's not an everyday thing i'd say maybe once a month or so
07:12on a sunday i just stay in bed and watch porn all day sometimes i hold it back for hours depends on
07:19my mood but it's normally at least a few hours my record is eight to nine hours but four is probably
07:26exhausted yeah gooners are like extreme masturbating monks yeah they are they have to be they just like
07:34isolate themselves in a room i don't speak anymore not while i'm gooning it tells you how to do it
07:40here set the right environment yeah comfortable space free of interruptions okay start slowly
07:45caress squeeze tease geez move to your genitals squeeze the base where am i squeezing before that
07:52and you're just like teasing teasing teasing and teasing i'm just squeezing around i guess like i'm
07:58rubbing my own essentially rubbing my own thighs i don't know just squeezing tees i don't like it
08:03where am i squeezing where am i teasing squeeze and tease just forward that to him so we can
08:10yeah i'll send this on to you in an email joke jeez uh use lube generously for seamless stroking and
08:18re-stimulation after pausing god yeah you don't even understand the goon the goons like lube cost
08:24oh my god my lube numbers are through the roof like if you're serious about gooning you better have
08:29some money it's like golf you're gonna need it you're gonna need it tease all your pleasure spots
08:35oh anus your nipples your anal area wow ladies i don't have all this i don't have all day
08:42you're too lazy for this you are i don't have all day your taint whatever you need use your
08:49fingertips your toys they really make love to themselves they really do i mean ride the edge
08:56and resist as long as possible then start up again a few seconds later prolong this cycle
09:02consider partner gooning have someone kiss caress and manually tease you or do it together
09:09i'll be honest too i don't think you could i don't think i'd want to be signed up
09:15to goon someone else for eight hours oh lazy baby are you kidding there's no way you'd do that
09:24you could not get with a goon goon lady you said it and i can't no i mean i can't like are you serious
09:33how much bad my back hurts right now can we get out of bed can we move around a bit god stretch it out
09:42oh my god how'd you hurt your back chuck i got together with a gooner no dude i found this goon lady
09:51it's terrible it's terrible 18 hours 18 hours 18 hours sounds exhausting i was basically asleep
10:03with a vibrator on her that's it they got some cool terms though they say ride the edge right put that
10:13on a shirt dave there you go if you never knew what gooning was before now you do and apparently a lot
10:22a lot of people are into it yeah goon squad really taking off
10:24goon squad
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