00:00okay you know honestly even if it was an accident i would have a real hard time forgiving chuck
00:13if he shot me in the ass well sure yeah because what was i doing like why did i have a gun pointed
00:22at your ass i mean you've almost shot many people with a paintball gun yeah true i actually have
00:29shot people with a paintball gun but i mean but accidentally accidentally firing it off into
00:33the ground as a mistake well i just i was trigger happy i mean so i wouldn't want you to have a
00:39weapon at all no you're right i guess if one of us is going to accidentally shoot the other one in the
00:43ass it'd probably be me yeah and i would never let it go because i don't let things go we still work
00:49together like could you get past it enough yeah yeah because i would have known like deep down
00:54inside i would have been like well what did we expect why did we why did we let dave hold that
00:59gun right even for a second why did we let dave hold that on purpose it would be a different
01:03situation but if it's an accident then that's different but i can't see how does the show go
01:09wrong when i intentionally shoot chuck in the ass no no no no i mean that's right it would just come
01:14up every day right oh yeah oh chuck would never see it yeah hey chuck you uh oh i'd never do anything
01:20again though no that's what i'm saying oh yeah you know once this happens oh i'd be like yes
01:27oh my god guys enjoy florida oh i'm gonna have to stay home
01:33oh good enjoy hey chuck remember we uh we have that event coming up friday night oh yeah enjoy it
01:39yeah enjoy it you're gonna be there i hope it goes well are you sure i don't know i don't do anything
01:44anymore since you shot me well in holly michigan a man accidentally shot a friend who had gotten out
01:51of his truck to take a leak on their way home from a night out in oakland county holly police officers
01:58were called about 7 45 p.m to a home on east maple street that's where they found a 28 year old guy
02:05lying in the front yard with injuries to his ass and right hip 32 year old thomas james wolford of
02:15rose township was hiding behind a pickup truck in the driveway when the cops pulled up
02:20hey bud investigators learned that the two men who are co-workers and buddies oh they are co-workers
02:29yeah they'd been returning from a night out the 28 year old guy was the driver and his passenger
02:37was this dude who's now in big trouble so the driver stopped on a dirt road to take a leak
02:44when he returned to the truck he heard this
02:50and felt pressure in his ass
02:55this other dude had been sitting in the passenger seat and had a handgun hidden in his pocket
03:02he was trying to take it out to put it in his backpack oh god when it fired striking the driver
03:10usually you shoot yourself when you do that like usually you shoot yourself so whatever the angle
03:16was that he was trying to take it out of it shot probably narrowly missed his own groin
03:23you shouldn't have loose guns in your pockets no it's not how you carry them you know
03:26the 28 year old still was able to drive i've been shot in the ass and i'm still driving like the other
03:32guy can't take over for god's sakes well forrest gump carried a bunch of people out that's true
03:37he drove jumped up and bit him a nearby friend's house to call for help that's where they took this
03:44guy into custody they call it a million dollar food lieutenant diane
03:50he told the same story about what happened and they did find a loaded semi-automatic handgun
03:57when they talked him out from behind the pickup truck and searched it what a weird yeah what a
04:03weird friend that is look at this guy that's my buddy yeah that's my buddy shot me right in the
04:08ass of course he did of course he's got pocket guns if you don't think that guy's got pocket guns
04:17come on probably a big listener oh yeah thanks guys for a lot of pocket guns in holly yeah we all
04:23know that yeah it just would be a tough thing for a friendship to get past yeah shooting when one of
04:31your buddies shoots you you're real mad like you're really mad i'd be really really mad legitimately chuck
04:37how long do you think it would take for you to get over it i'd never well okay to the point where we
04:43could be amicable i i wouldn't hold any real like ill will you know because i just would know like i said
04:51i mean it would be just so insane to put dave in that position or if all of a sudden dave just got
04:59scared one day and he was like you know my way into work i feel like i need to be armed and i'm
05:05walking to the to my car and i pass by his i'm like hey dave what's up and he goes to wave to me
05:11and his pocket gun goes off if i found out dave was carrying i wouldn't park anywhere near him
05:17oh no are you kidding you guys are ridiculous oh you're right oh no my god no way you guys are
05:25ridiculous so like she trades seats with me during the show i'd have to come down there she'd take
05:30over my studio yeah yeah lisa won't even sit in there because dave's got that pocket gun
05:37so like i'd be mad for certain reasons but i would know that it wouldn't have been a malicious
05:43thing so i don't know how long you can stay mad at someone when it's not malicious you would you
05:47would be like i was just terrified of my driving chuck i'm sorry about your asses i can't even look
05:55he'd be running can you imagine dave running swearing calling me a son of a bitch and like
06:01swearing at me and and all sorts of stuff and so freaked out he shot you again exactly yeah he shoots
06:08two other people who are trying to help i think if dave ever carries a gun i think all of us would
06:13report him oh yeah you just hear gunshots in the he'd be firing gun in the air hopefully to have
06:21like an arabic wedding yeah i think he might be i think it might be closer to that
06:28um okay if you were with us earlier we talked about the guy in metro detroit who was shot in the
06:36ass by his buddy yeah he's joining us now oh on the line tj's friend hi how's it going how you
06:48feeling bud i'm good good i'm a little butthurt obviously yeah dude what happened you stepped out
06:55of your and so to recap for those that were weren't with us earlier it the news portrayed it like this
07:00you guys your friends your co-workers you went out after work had a couple of drinks maybe um you
07:07stepped out to take a leak at the side of the road and when you were on your way back in your buddy
07:11accidentally shot you in the ass uh yes that's basically the short of it that is that is yep it
07:17was complete accidental uh he's my best friend of 20 plus years blood would have made us closer
07:23and yeah unfortunately um and my my reaction was kind of like denzel on training day you know it was
07:29you you mother well be careful we can't say those denzel words here yeah be careful dj's friend
07:36yeah um dude like were you how how did you manage to wrap your head around the fact that your buddy
07:42just shot you in the ass um we did it while we were driving uh back into town and yeah it was just
07:48that we kept saying i just kept repeating it you know you shot me in the ass you shot me in the ass
07:51just sorry yeah yeah and you kept like he wouldn't drive you kept driving even though you were shot in
08:00the ass yes i was in the driver's seat we were uh we were getting ready to turn the truck around when
08:04it happened okay so uh dave asked me how i would feel if he shot me in the ass and i just we were
08:13wondering like do you just get over this right away like it's like ah it's okay man you just shot
08:19my ass i wouldn't bail them out of jail you did best friends for over 20 years oh yeah yeah so there's
08:28no like you shot my ass like you're gonna just let it go are you gonna make him pay in some way
08:36um yes yeah once my ass heals i'll make him pay all right okay oh yeah yeah how bad did that hurt
08:42uh very extremely bad it's a thousand degrees that's uh okay so i guess another question uh i want to
08:50know um was it just in the ass cheek uh did it hurt any bones was the bullet still in there or did it
08:58go right through um it went um into my right ass cheek um out uh my my right ass cheek into my left
09:06ass cheek and stayed there oh it was right there and that was hot huh that felt hot yeah yeah oh
09:12yeah it was like it was like sitting on a hot pocket for sure oh damn yeah yikes i mean but like no
09:19bones were blown apart or anything just ass cheeks no no i'll meet um i was out of the hospital
09:2624 hours so no uh no rectum damage no no unfortunately no no yeah thank god yeah thank god
09:34for sure you don't want that anywhere near your anus i would assume that you don't have to pay
09:39for drinks for like a really long time no no no not at all he's he's indebted to me for at least
09:46his life oh yeah um i guess you got to be careful how you talk about this did you know he may have been
09:53armed i had no idea yeah no he had a pocket gun we called it a pocket gun which is you know they they
10:00jump up and bite you every once in a while and they do yeah and they got you i'd be frisking
10:06everyone that got into my car from now on though you have to i make everyone ride in the back seat
10:12like you gotta take extra precautions you can't get hit in the ass again no you're really lucky though
10:18right at the end of the day you took a bullet and you're talking to us you know uh just a few hours
10:25later like you're lucky yeah i'm very very blessed to be here um like i said i just you know everyone
10:30kind of the the media and the news kind of blew it out of proportion and portrayed it to be kind
10:35of something that's not but um yeah yeah i'm very fortunate to be here everyone's all good and well
10:41that's good that's good you got the million dollar wound so you're uh you know everything's as good as
10:47it can be for being shot in the ass get him to do everything you ever need done oh my floors are
10:52real dirty oh yeah those windows they're filthy all of that he'll do everything he's been scratching
10:57my back ever since yeah well i mean whatever you guys are into yeah you guys are into you guys
11:03when i was relieving myself it was in another way you know yeah yeah all right tj's friend glad to
11:09hear you're okay say hi to your buddy for us love you t all right take care that's uh tj's friend
11:16who was shot in the ass best case scenario yeah as he was describing it i pictured one of those like
11:22jelly like ballistics dummies like that bullet going through one ass cheek and then stopping in
11:27the other ass oh my god but the heat of it all yeah yeah you don't think about that part out
11:32you're just like yeah it burns and a burning embers inside your skin burns real hot
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