Peep Show: What's Up Your Butt LIVE!

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak play a game for the very first time on-air. See what happens when we try to guess what listeners have inside of them during the first ever edition of 'What's Up Your Butt LIVE!'

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00:00All right here's the thing oh no we've never done before now it's time to play what's up

00:14Dave's butt what's up Dave's butt time to take a peek what is up Dave's butt we're not playing

00:25what's up Dave's butt we're playing what's up your butt live if you have something in you right now

00:34you get to call in and we'll try and figure out what's up your butt live live so okay hold on

00:46hold on Lisa hold on yeah I'm trying to figure this out yeah so what Dave wants right now yes

00:52it's for people who have something in their butt currently yes to call in give us clues

00:58without giving it away and we'll try and figure out what's up your butt live my god okay all right I

01:09just got something in there that was quick thanks Jason for playing along our first contestant do it

01:16live right that's it are you ready to play what's up your butt live oh my god let's find out as we go

01:24to anonymous is this voice changing and voice changing technology thank you as we listen in here

01:30anonymous hey how you doing good how are you doing okay uh give us now remember you're gonna give us

01:40some clues without giving it away so you have to be careful what you tell us but first let's start by

01:46asking what are you doing right now sitting in my car you're just sitting in your car yep uncomfortably

01:54uh how long how long has said item been there about an hour or so

02:02morning morning time yeah is this a regular occurrence for you this is voice changing correct

02:10oh yeah yes absolutely we have no idea who you are sound like uh I'm sorry what was the question

02:17is this a regular occurrence for you uh no okay um was this a mistake

02:25no no are you uh currently enjoying pain or pleasure

02:33a little bit of both oh yeah that's how you know it's good okay um what other questions can we ask

02:41him here to determine oh my god I love you guys I can't believe I'm on air right now yeah you've done

02:45it we've done it neither can Lisa you've made it uh okay so um let's go by size is it bigger than

02:53four inches yes okay uh I'm out then is it bigger than six inches

03:01no that's right so it's between four to six inches uh okay I'm just gonna I'm gonna guess

03:10I'm gonna guess I feel like it is just your uh normal everyday butt plug

03:17nope okay okay all right it's between four to six inches and it's not a butt plug okay

03:24is it I got it I have a hint for you oh okay go ahead give us a hint yeah

03:29it can clean things

03:32it can clean things holy cow huh I don't know uh toilet brush

03:40no it's too bristly no it's too bristly can clean things oh Jason go ahead what's your guess

03:46is it uh like a sponge oh damn it did he get it right no it's not oh okay

03:54yeah it was not a sponge it's not a toilet brush Andy any guesses here magic eraser mr. clean

04:05magic eraser I don't know that seems like it would sting yeah it would you'd be clean as a whistle though

04:12is it a magic eraser no no okay like a toothbrush toothbrush

04:23I think we thought it at the same time

04:29Lisa with the win

04:31no Andy got it actually she's not gonna take credit for that

04:34I thought it but I yeah Andy vocalized it yeah he wins

04:38do you have a toothbrush up your butt as we speak

04:41a vibrating toothbrush oh yeah yeah you knew it yeah you knew it

04:46don't use that toothbrush anymore though right no no I use a different one to brush my teeth

04:53yeah that's smart all right um and this is not a regular thing for you it just so happens today

04:59you decided that's how you were gonna get around town yeah yeah the wife uh bought it and uh I was

05:07oh it's really nice vibrating in my mouth uh cleaning my teeth so it would probably feel good in my

05:13blood too does she know does she know you're into this kind of thing oh yeah no she won

05:20has she ever gone back there

05:27uh somewhat yeah so okay digitally was my one digit has she ever pegged

05:37you no no not yet no not yet probably coming down the place

05:44you said it brother yeah

05:47literally yeah all right well listen thanks for being our first ever contestant on uh what's up

05:55your butt live wow I have a question for you yes go ahead um just like in your brain yep when you

06:02were thinking I'm gonna do what's up your butt live yep what was your percentage in

06:09your brain of people possibly listening that you feel like have something in them right now

06:15about one percent I believe at least one percent of our listeners all right I wonder willing to call

06:19in to tell us that's a whole other thing yes but I just wondered there's one percent of people

06:23listening to the show right now that have something in their anus yeah that's pretty solid

06:27am I the only one who wanted proof like I wanted him to put his phone down oh I thought about it oh

06:32my god yeah I thought about I wanted to hear the pervert

06:34sorry yeah come on yeah he was I saw him I looked over he's like oh um no I gotta I know I gotta be

06:44I don't I don't want to hear the buzz but it's some I thought about it as well if you really got

06:50something up there I know verify it voice changing technology as we continue to play what's up your butt

06:56live anonymous in Tampa how are you uh good sir okay uh is this a normal occurrence for you

07:04yes okay are you comfortable or uncomfortable comfortable comfortable comfortable yeah this is

07:13a normal thing for him this is he's used to this was it a spur of the moment uh decision today or is

07:20this uh all the time pretty much whenever I'm driving whenever you're driving in Tampa you've got

07:27something up your butt yeah yeah is it an item specific to the sunshine state like an orange is it is

07:36it something you'd only find in Florida no no okay okay it's a generic item is it bigger than four

07:43inches no oh okay is it bigger than two inches yes about two and a half three inches in an inch wide

07:53okay I'm gonna say I mean I don't wanna guess was my first guess is definitely like a a bullet vibe

08:01no no it is not a bullet vibe oh I just want to I think it's a blood I think it's a butt plug

08:08that's what I was thinking that's what is it a butt plug no oh damn it okay give us a clue without

08:14giving it away um a care package in case I get arrested oh you've kistered something you have a pill

08:25bottle in there pretty much yeah pretty much yeah okay but what's in that pill bottle oh all of

08:33what's in that pill bottle so he's got fentanyl weed no tobacco weed papers just in case I get locked

08:42up that's it because there's lunch around here don't play and you go to jail pretty frequently

08:46so every day you drive around you get locked up so this isn't even this isn't even a sexual thing

08:53this is just in case you get arrested today that's it it's not even sexual Dave we should have asked

09:01what's that you have an emergency anal drug kit who doesn't for jail need to move to a different

09:08state or something yeah it's everything you might need is there a lady is there a lady in your life

09:15sure oh yeah does she know you travel with an emergency anal drug kit of course absolutely not

09:22okay she has no idea no so you pop that out before you get busy well probably whenever he's

09:29off the road home he doesn't yeah you don't you don't keep the pills he doesn't want to be

09:33arrested for drugs exactly you know they check there right

09:38yeah there you go it's way out there you must be a shady individual if you're living

09:52in life like you could be arrested at any second no he's just ready

09:56oh you've been locked up before yeah they don't play we're in florida though right he's right

10:10they don't yeah you know pasco county too oh yeah no grady judd yeah

10:14it's time to radio put his hand right he reaches right in you

10:19yeah we know it all right all right all the best emergency anal man thank you there we go that's a

10:26twist yeah so he just just in case i thought well he's obviously a smooth criminal you know like

10:32he's up to no good all the time yeah but he isn't he that he says no he's just he's been pulled over

10:39and it's gone all the way to live yeah it's like oh no i gotta run an errand oh god i gotta run an

10:46errand you know what that means oh yep jesus that's wild yeah not bad first ever edition it's a real

10:57risk of what's up your butt live yeah i mean i'm glad it wasn't yours it was that's what i thought

11:04actually were off the top that'd be uncomfortable yeah thanks for everyone for playing along

11:10you

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