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Plead The Fifth: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That You Got Caught Doing?
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00:00Merr, merr, merr, merr.
00:02Oh, here I go.
00:03It's Meredith's turn.
00:04Here I am.
00:04I don't hear that mayor horn now.
00:06Yeah.
00:07Merr, merr, merr.
00:08Where's all that energy at now, all of a sudden?
00:11You're getting sullied over there.
00:13You know how to do this.
00:14Y'all are trying to get me today.
00:15I heard y'all talking during the song.
00:18This is all beautiful questions so we can un-unfoil the onion that is Meredith.
00:24We want the layers.
00:26We want to peel it all back.
00:27Learn about the different kind of things that are going on in Merr.
00:30Yeah, I like how you worded that instead.
00:32Y'all trying to get nasty.
00:33No, I'm not.
00:34I'm not.
00:35I mean, I got questions over here where I can go in.
00:37Anybody who hasn't heard Plead the Fifth, Plead the Fifth is six questions in total.
00:42There's three that come from the room, and then it's three that come from the audience.
00:47Any question you want to ask, unless it's been asked already, she will have to answer.
00:52But she only gets one pass, and she can tap out.
00:54Anything she does answer, she can then send it back to the room so we can get everybody's answer,
00:59and we call that a boomerang.
01:00All right?
01:02Let's see.
01:02I'm clockwise, so I'm first.
01:04Okay.
01:05Let's see.
01:06Meredith.
01:06I have a list here, and then I have a list.
01:09I have a file.
01:10Oh, you do?
01:10Anytime a question pops up about you and it's not your week, I'll just throw it in a file.
01:14What are these files called?
01:16I don't have a name for it.
01:18A gotcha file?
01:18It just says Meredith PTF next to it.
01:21All right?
01:23Meredith.
01:23Mm-hmm.
01:24Tell me, let's go back to Meredith's young adult, young child, teen.
01:31Okay, teen?
01:32Youth.
01:33Like high school?
01:33In the house with your mom.
01:35Yeah.
01:35Parents.
01:36Yes.
01:36Everything else.
01:37Yes.
01:37Okay?
01:38What's the most embarrassing thing that your parents caught you doing as a kid?
01:44Um, so, okay, so I would try to sneak my then boyfriend into the house when my mom wasn't
01:53there because she had a job, right?
01:55So she would not be there sometimes.
01:58How are we talking?
01:59Um, had to be 15, 16 years old.
02:03Oh, boy.
02:03Maybe 16.
02:04He'll go 16.
02:04Oh, we outside.
02:05And so I remember, oh, we would be like making out in the house and like doing stuff we shouldn't
02:10be doing and sometimes it would be so hot and heavy that we would be walking in the
02:15hallway and we wouldn't make it to my bedroom.
02:18So there was this one time my mom, wait, it was just me home.
02:22Okay.
02:22My mom walked in and she saw like a shoe print up, up on the, the door, like on the, on the,
02:31what is it called?
02:32The little, um, arch.
02:33The, the foyer, the frame.
02:35Oh, the frame.
02:35The door frame.
02:36The door frame.
02:37You had a foot mark up on the door frame?
02:39And it was hot and I was a cheerleader.
02:40So I could have, you know, it was your foot that was up there.
02:43Yeah.
02:43She was getting bent up.
02:45She was getting bent up.
02:47And she, I'll never forget it.
02:49And she walked in and she was like, what, what, what the hell, why is there a foot, a
02:55shoe print that high up there?
02:58She knew it wasn't hers.
02:59Mommy, I was stretching.
03:00Yeah.
03:00I was like, uh, I have no idea.
03:02That is so strange.
03:03I thought that was there.
03:04And she knew, she looked at me, she's like, listen.
03:07And then she took me to the gynecologist and then put me on birth control.
03:11Really?
03:12Yeah.
03:13She was like, my daughter's not getting pregnant.
03:15So it helps you though.
03:16It did.
03:16It did help you.
03:17No, okay.
03:19No, she was outside.
03:20She was in that fight.
03:21I was with the same boyfriend I had for like almost two years.
03:23That don't matter.
03:24You said 15.
03:2615, 16, right around there.
03:27Yeah.
03:28I left the shoe print and my mom got, yeah, she found out all about that.
03:30Wow.
03:31Okay.
03:31All right.
03:31I still lied about it.
03:32I'll lie to it to this day.
03:33Even if she's listening right now, I'll be like, I don't know what you're talking about.
03:35Yeah, no, whatever.
03:36This is going up on the web.
03:37She don't know.
03:38She don't know.
03:38All right.
03:39What you got?
03:39All right, Meredith.
03:40You seem like a pretty confident person.
03:42Okay.
03:42But I want you to name one thing you are insecure about that you've never told anybody.
03:50I have definitely gotten definitely more confident about who I am.
03:54You know, I think that that comes with age as well.
03:57There's one thing though that just kind of I'm uneasy about and it happens every day, if not every other day.
04:04It's mothering and just trying to, I'm still, there's no manual.
04:10I don't know what I'm doing.
04:11I'm trying to do my best every single day.
04:13Some days I'm good.
04:14Some days I'm not.
04:15And so I do feel insecure to this day about being a good mom.
04:20And I try to read up on it and I get advice from people that I trust and all this stuff.
04:25And it's a day in, day out kind of, you know, job.
04:28But yeah.
04:28So I do feel insecure about mothering and motherhood and just trying to be everything for them.
04:36You know what I mean?
04:36It's hard.
04:36That makes sense though.
04:37I mean, it doesn't make sense as far as you.
04:40I mean, I think you're a great mom, but I do know that most parents do feel that way.
04:43So I mean, that's understandable.
04:45Yeah.
04:45And it's good.
04:45That actually makes you a good mom to question your motherhood.
04:48Oh, and instead of thinking I know everything.
04:50Yeah, exactly.
04:50Because there's a lot of ladies out there like, I am not doing it wrong.
04:53You're like, yeah, you are.
04:54Nobody can tell me anything.
04:56All right.
04:56Meredith, since we're going to, since we were already there, let's keep it as sex in the house.
05:01Okay.
05:03What would you guess your mom's favorite sexual position?
05:08Oh, God.
05:09Oh, my Lord.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:11Whoa.
05:13What?
05:13What the?
05:15Oh, God.
05:16What would you guess?
05:18Lord Jesus.
05:18Mama Marehorns' favorite go-to move would be, based off of how you know your mother better
05:26than anybody listening.
05:27Just put your finger on the button.
05:29Just put your finger on the button now.
05:31I don't know if I want to talk about, I have like heart palpitations right now.
05:34I got anxiety.
05:36Tell the truth, Roof.
05:37I don't know if I want to even mention this.
05:39Nah.
05:41But I feel like, okay.
05:42I got people already asking questions, so you don't know if you want to keep that pass
05:46or not.
05:48Okay.
05:48I'll answer it.
05:49I might puke, but I feel like it's like mother, like daughter.
05:53So pretty much she's going to tell us her favorite position.
06:00You feel like your mom is in your space?
06:03Yeah.
06:04Okay.
06:05Yeah, because we've had light conversations.
06:06Like we have a pretty open relationship and she was a nurse, so we've talked about sex
06:10before and, you know, it's pretty funny in our family.
06:12This ain't in no medical books.
06:14We haven't gone in depth with it, I will say that.
06:17But she has brought up, you know, doggy every now and then.
06:22Oh!
06:22It's just to make a joke.
06:24But you know when someone makes a joke, it's kind of real.
06:26It's like, that's what's on your mind.
06:27And I'm like, okay, well, we got stuff in common, but I don't want to talk about it
06:31with her.
06:34So you think your mom is barking?
06:37All night long with her husband.
06:39Really?
06:39All right, that's what I think.
06:42If I'm the guest, that's what I'm going to be guesting.
06:45I love it.
06:45I love it.
06:46By the way, 888-429-0941 is now on you.
06:50Ask the question you want for Meredith coming up for part two.
06:53Hold on.
06:53All right.
06:54So let's see.
06:55You got three coming from the audience here.
06:56You want to read one?
06:57Yes.
06:58Great.
06:58All right.
06:59Rich.
07:00Out of the 863, Anthony allows you to bring another man to the bedroom.
07:05Ooh.
07:05But it has to be someone at the radio station or in the building.
07:11Who you picture.
07:14Anthony just turned off the radio.
07:17He's like, I don't even want to hear this right now.
07:18People are probably driving the girls to school right now.
07:21Wait, so it's a devil's three-way and it has to be with somebody in the building.
07:25Hey, it doesn't have to be a devil's three-way.
07:26That's a devil's three-way.
07:27That is a devil's three-way, but it just says who in the building.
07:30But it says.
07:31Oh, no, it does say a man.
07:32Oh, man, you're right.
07:32Yeah, that's the devil's three-way.
07:36All right, man.
07:36Who you think will play well with Anthony?
07:40Now, this is like they still, you know.
07:45What?
07:45It's not going to.
07:46They ain't dealing with Anthony.
07:48That's just.
07:48It's just for me.
07:50Like he's watching.
07:51They don't do it in banjo.
07:52Anthony allows you to bring it in the bedroom.
07:55Right.
07:55But I'm saying, but they ain't got to kick it with Anthony.
07:57We're not saying that.
07:58I mean, if I had to pick somebody.
08:00Yeah.
08:02I don't know if I should.
08:07I'm going to go ahead and plead the fifth.
08:08What?
08:09I have to.
08:10Are you serious?
08:11Yeah, you're welcome.
08:12What?
08:13I have to stay married somehow.
08:14Just hit it.
08:15Just hit it.
08:16I plead the fifth.
08:18Plead the fifth.
08:19Five.
08:20One, two, three, four, five.
08:22Wow.
08:23She is wide open right now.
08:24I already put him through the sex sounds last week with me being in pain.
08:28And now it's like, this is a lot going on.
08:30Listen, Anthony is not ready to hear you make any more noises on the radio.
08:35No!
08:36This is not good.
08:39I forgot we had those.
08:41Stop it!
08:42I forgot we had those.
08:43Stop it.
08:43I don't ever want to hear those again.
08:45All right.
08:45Out of the 813.
08:47Mm-hmm.
08:48What do you mean, uh-uh?
08:49I don't know, but my boobs are sweating.
08:51I don't know how that sounds.
08:52Sorry, we'll work on those later.
08:53All right, all right.
08:54So, uh, out of the 813, it says, would you or have you ever hooked up with Babs?
09:00Oh.
09:01What would you think that would be like?
09:04I think it-
09:05I'll close your eyes and imagine you and Babs in the throes of passion.
09:10Drunk.
09:12Okay.
09:12Y'all would have to be liquored up.
09:15Okay.
09:15Feisty.
09:16You or her?
09:18Both of us.
09:19Really?
09:19And then I think it would be if I was single and into that.
09:24I think it'd be a lot of fun.
09:25I think she's wild in the bedroom.
09:28I also think she wants to be, like, a little aggressive as well.
09:33Who would be the most dominant out of you two?
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35Babs, definitely.
09:36Really?
09:36Yeah.
09:37I see her putting, like, her hand around my neck.
09:39Did you see her with the simulator?
09:41She did take pain really well.
09:43She took it.
09:44She was enjoying it.
09:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:46And I think it would be a lot of fun and maybe something I would try again.
09:49If we were both drunk at the same time.
09:51Wow.
09:52If that was something we were both into.
09:53And you've never gone that route with a girl?
09:56No.
09:56Never.
09:57Yeah.
09:57Nope.
09:58Wow.
09:58Yep.
09:59All right.
09:59Okay.
10:00All right.
10:00Let's see.
10:01That's two.
10:01You got one more before the boomerang.
10:03One more, Meredith.
10:04What is one thing you would change about Wilde?
10:09Oh, about Wilde?
10:11I don't know.
10:12I love, honestly, and this is me being honest.
10:14I mean, not only do I love working here, but I love the radio station in general.
10:18So something that I would change, maybe not having to post so much on social media, like a digital.
10:26Also, I know how important that is.
10:28Very important.
10:29It is very important.
10:30And now, apparently, we're journalists at the same time.
10:33But it's very stressful because what we do on air is just as important what we do for our website now.
10:40And it just, it takes up a considerable amount of time, so that's what I would change.
10:43Amen, Jesus.
10:45I swear to God.
10:47Yeah.
10:48For those people who don't know, we actually, like, are, like, this, it's like a full-blown, like, magazine now.
10:53It's like, you know, what we do on the air is part of it.
10:55But they feel like if we can be on here telling you, hey, this spot is great to buy a car, or this spot is great for your insurance.
11:01Food.
11:02Then we can recommend different stuff from around the city.
11:04And they're like, yo, Orlando said this place is popping.
11:07Or, hey, guess what?
11:08This fair is going on.
11:09So, we're doing a lot of content behind the scenes.
11:12Yep.
11:12And Meredith is one of the super soldiers that be in here cranking it out.
11:16You are a superstar.
11:17She be on it.
11:18All right.
11:18So, you got a boomerang to give back.
11:20I do.
11:21What do you want to give to the room?
11:22All right, guys.
11:23I want to learn about your most embarrassing cot moment that happened to you guys as a teenager.
11:31Oh, you want to go first with me?
11:33You already got one?
11:34Yeah.
11:34I mean, there's only one that I can really think of.
11:37All right.
11:38Go ahead.
11:38All right.
11:39So, this is when I was like 18.
11:4218?
11:43Yes.
11:4318.
11:44I had the third floor of my house, like the attic.
11:46I lived in New York.
11:46I was doing the deed with my girlfriend at the time.
11:52Oh.
11:53And I didn't know.
11:54In your parents?
11:56In my house, yes.
11:57I was living with my mom.
11:59In the attic?
12:00She's on the second floor.
12:01I'm on the third floor.
12:04And...
12:04You already got people rolling their eyes.
12:05Right.
12:06This dude was smashing it.
12:08I had my own floor, though.
12:09I had my own floor.
12:10And, yes, I was.
12:11But, yeah.
12:12So, I didn't know.
12:14But the next morning, I came downstairs and my girlfriend had left already.
12:17And my mom straight up gave me a Nolan Ryan smack in the face.
12:23And she was like, how dare you do that in my house?
12:27I'm so glad she did.
12:28And I'm like, well, how did you know?
12:31She's like, well, I heard something going on upstairs.
12:33So, I went upstairs and opened the door.
12:36And I saw...
12:36Yeah.
12:38And I was...
12:39Your mom saw you...
12:40Doing your thing.
12:41In the business.
12:42Yes.
12:42She saw your ass straight up in the air.
12:43Bro, do you know how disrespectful that is to do it in your parents' house?
12:46I know.
12:47Especially for a Hispanic mom.
12:48The chancla came out.
12:50I caught the butt whooping.
12:51And to slap your kid when he's 18, though.
12:54Yeah, I was 18.
12:55Okay, first of all, 18 don't mean nothing.
12:57I know.
12:57There are moms out there that'll take a kid down to 22, 25.
13:00They don't care.
13:01Some, it doesn't work anymore.
13:02She must have had, like, a mean slap.
13:04But shout out to my mom for not embarrassing me in the moment.
13:08She let you finish.
13:08She let me finish.
13:09I'm gonna let you finish.
13:10And the next day she caught me.
13:11That was my...
13:12Oh, my God.
13:12She caught me, though.
13:14Like, I'm talking about Oscar De La Hoya.
13:17Bop!
13:17Right in the face, dog.
13:19Wow.
13:19All right.
13:20Mine isn't that bad.
13:22But it is embarrassing.
13:25In our basement, my dad set the whole basement up like an entertainment space.
13:30And they put a carpet down there, which was really kind of close to that AstroTurf, the
13:36green stuff.
13:37Yeah.
13:37But this one, this is brown.
13:39Everything was brown, like wood and everything else.
13:41And so the brown carpet was very prickly.
13:44And like my daughter is now, strangely enough, I was addicted to my mom scratching my back.
13:51And if I would lay it on my mom's lap, I'm like, mom, scratch my back.
13:54And she had with the nails.
13:56And I loved it.
13:57And if she wasn't gonna do it, I was gonna try and get my sister to do it or somebody.
14:01Because I couldn't get up again.
14:02There was no curves, like no sharp points that I could really scratch my back on like a bear.
14:08You know what I'm saying?
14:08I couldn't do it myself.
14:09Like Baloo.
14:10And I really needed my back scratched.
14:13And I was like 14.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Like maybe 14.
14:16Okay.
14:16And so I had just got out of the shower.
14:18And I was like, man, my back was itching.
14:21And so, and nobody was home.
14:23So I went down to the basement.
14:25And I'm butt naked.
14:27Went down to the basement and laid on the brown carpet, the prickly brown carpet downstairs.
14:33Which a thing is.
14:34And just started moving my back and forth.
14:37And it was so good.
14:39I had to be like 10, 15 minutes.
14:42I was down.
14:42I was just rolling around like a big bear on the ground and scratching my own back.
14:46And it was so prickly that it felt so good.
14:49And when I'm coming up the stairs, my mom comes in with the groceries.
14:53Oh.
14:53And I'm walking past butt naked out of the basement.
14:58And so I'm like covered up.
15:00And she's like, what the hell are you doing down here?
15:03But I'm like, nothing.
15:05I went down to the laundry room.
15:06And I ran upstairs.
15:07And my mama went downstairs.
15:09There wasn't no laundry going on.
15:11It wasn't nothing in there.
15:12Because she did the laundry.
15:13She's like, that boy was down here doing something.
15:15And she came upstairs and was like, what were you doing in the basement?
15:19And I was like, I went down there to scratch my back.
15:21And she turned me around.
15:22And I had all these scratch marks on the back.
15:24Because I had just got out of the shower.
15:25So it was like, yeah.
15:27Yeah, it was embarrassing.
15:28You know, they have brushes for that, right?
15:30They have like those.
15:31I got one.
15:33I got one in my room now.
15:34I do it every morning.
15:35I scratch my own back.
15:36Yeah, my daughter's actually scratching her own back now.
15:39You sure that was the only thing you were doing down there?
15:41Yeah, I know.
15:41That was what I was doing.
15:42Like, what is that?
15:44Anyway, it's a wrap.
15:45Orlando in there.
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