00:01Is a coffee bean a nut by any chance?
00:04I know they say bean, but at the head nut, they sell coffee beans.
00:07It's the seed of the coffee plant.
00:09It is not a nut.
00:11It's a seed.
00:11It is not a nut.
00:12Is it a bean?
00:13Coffee beans are technically not beans.
00:15They are referred to as such because of their resemblance to true beans.
00:20You're not a true bean.
00:21What about jelly beans?
00:22Are those actual beans?
00:23Those are...
00:24I think they are.
00:25Desserts.
00:26Mommy says they are.
00:28What a waste of a dessert.
00:28Dessert.
00:29Jelly beans?
00:30Jelly bean.
00:30Get out of here.
00:31It's not a dessert.
00:32It's candy.
00:33Yeah.
00:33At fine restaurants, they usually bring you a big bowl of jelly beans.
00:36No, I hate jelly beans with a passion.
00:39Candy is not a dessert.
00:41It is not a dessert.
00:42What?
00:42Candy is candy.
00:43Candy is its own thing.
00:44Desserts are black.
00:46Did you save some room for M&M's?
00:47Candy you can garnish your dessert with, but it is not dessert.
00:51It's a different food group.
00:52Did you enjoy your Clams Casino?
00:55Did you save room for some M&M's?
00:57Under the dessert umbrella, false candy.
01:00No.
01:01No.
01:01No way.
01:01No.
01:02We're all vetoing this.
01:04Should I bring the Twizzlers to the table for you to select?
01:09Does anyone agree with Nick on this?
01:11It doesn't matter.
01:12Right now, it's four to one, and we're going to leave it at that.
01:14No, I want to see what the...
01:16I bet you somebody agrees.
01:18Well, I'm sure somebody.
01:19An idiot.
01:20Jesus.
01:21What's up?
01:21Your ass.
01:24Candies are normally eaten...
01:25Idiot.
01:26Candies are normally eaten casually, often with the fingers as a snack between meals.
01:30We don't have to look up the definition of candy.
01:32I wouldn't tell him that he is wrong.
01:36Is this an intervention?
01:37If I'm feeling like a dessert, sometimes a candy will do.
01:40It's a snack.
01:41You feel like a snack.
01:42A snack-type dessert.
01:43But a manwiches a meal.
01:44A candy bar can maybe be something that you...
01:48Could be a friend.
01:48...you finish off a meal with or something like that.
01:51Yeah, but I wouldn't call it dessert.
01:53That's fine.
01:54This is my friend, Chunky.
01:56The term dessert can apply to many sweets, such as biscuits.
02:01Biscuits, tanks, cookies.
02:02Cookies.
02:02Oh, wait, no.
02:03Custards, gelatins, ice creams, pastries, pies, puddings, macaroons, sweet pops, tarts,
02:09and fruit salad.
02:10What are sweet soups?
02:13Sweet soups.
02:15Like cereal.
02:16Yeah, right?
02:18You might be right.
02:20Hold on.
02:21Pull up a list of sweet soups, please.
02:23Oh, it looks gross.
02:24It's a chicken noodle and chocolate.
02:28There are chocolate-based soups.
02:31Minestrone with marshmallows.
02:32Mint chocolate dessert soup.
02:33Honeydew melon sweet soup.
02:36Norwegian sweet soup.
02:38New England boiled soup.
02:40I hate sweet soup.
02:42Isn't that what the Harlem Globetrotters come out to?
02:44No, that's sweet Georgia brown.
02:45Oh.
02:46That's a little different.
02:48Okay.
02:49Well, what have we learned?
02:50Nothing.
02:51Candy isn't a dessert.
02:56Somebody's, Nick here says, in all caps, candy is definitely a dessert.
03:00And someone says, I totally agree.
03:03It's the same guy who drinks coffee and water.
03:05Someone says, candy falls under the treat section.
03:08Both are treats, not dessert.
03:10A treat is not a dessert?
03:12No.
03:12What if you want a small dessert?
03:14Then you get a small dessert.
03:15A candy bar would serve that purpose.
03:19Snickers bar.
03:19Oddly, Nick, if you were to melt the candy bar, it might be a dessert.
03:24So, temperature.
03:26Right?
03:27If you were to melt a candy bar into something you could eat with a spoon, you'd probably call
03:33that a dessert.
03:34Nick might be right.
03:35Newton's second law of thermodynamics.
03:37When applying a temperature.
03:39No, it's Nougat's second law.
03:40Yes.
03:41Nougat.
03:41Nougat stands alone.
03:43His less successful brother.
03:45Who's that, Newton?
03:47It's Nougat.
03:48Isaac Nougat.
03:50I melted a bug.
03:58Isaac.
03:59What did I tell you about fire?
04:02Isaac gets back inside.
04:05What did you do?
04:07I melted a bug.
04:11Newton created physics, or created calculus, and Nougat melted a bug.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:27Wow.
04:28All right.
04:29Yep.
04:30Yeah, I think we should take a break.
04:31Okay.
04:32I think I've had enough.
04:34We've answered a lot of questions.
04:35It's time to go get some dessert.
04:42Look at the new childhoods.
04:43I think we should take a break.
04:44Now we'll be right back.
04:46Everything is the new day.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48We have had enough.
04:51We will be right back.
04:57We will be right back.
04:59Every day.
05:00Hey, man.
05:01Hayat Corbett.
05:02Over the podium.
05:03He wants to work.
05:03I'll be right back.
05:04If I have enough.
05:05We have enough.
05:07No way.
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