Peep Show: Chuck Tries Belly Dancing

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how dancing all the time is probably what keeps Britney Spears in such good shape and maybe it's time for Chuck to start belly dancing to get in shape.

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00:00We're learning more and more about Britney Spears and her mental health, and as you might

00:08expect, it's not good.

00:10Apparently, she has a fascination with knives.

00:14You think she just watches that knife-selling channel?

00:17No, I don't believe that's it.

00:18We saw her cutting something up.

00:20Remember the video we just watched?

00:21Yes, for sure.

00:22The other thing I guess she does is drink caffeine by the gallon.

00:27You can tell.

00:28Yes.

00:29She guzzles Red Bull, coffee, dandelion tea almost nonstop.

00:35She consumes so much caffeine, she'll sometimes stay awake for three consecutive days.

00:39Well, that's part of a manic episode, too.

00:41Yeah, that's not.

00:43So that's how you get to dance so good, you just stay awake for three days.

00:48Yeah, by the end of that third day, your moves are pretty sweet.

00:54She must work out all the time, though, because she's in incredible shape.

00:57Like, her husband, she must work out.

01:00Must, or just never stops moving.

01:02Yeah.

01:03You know?

01:04Like, I think if you danced, if you danced 24-7?

01:07No, honestly.

01:08Non-stop.

01:08You'd be in such great shape if you never stopped dancing.

01:13It doesn't appear that she does.

01:15God.

01:16Start dancing.

01:17You should just start dancing, Chuck.

01:18Yeah.

01:18Why don't you do the Britney and just constantly be moving?

01:21Yeah, just start a page that's just Chuck dances, and then just watch the pounds just disappear.

01:28Fly off.

01:28What's insane is if I did that, they would.

01:32Yeah, of course they would.

01:33Like, if I was just like, oh, you hear Chuck dances for two hours every night, I'd come in

01:37here and I would be in incredible shape.

01:39Well, if you did any kind of movement for two hours every night.

01:41That's what I mean.

01:42Got a text from someone who started belly dancing, Chuck.

01:45Yeah, I can't do it.

01:46They lost over 60 pounds in six months.

01:48Start belly dancing.

01:49I'm sure you go, Chuck.

01:50There you go.

01:51Look at that intoxicating soap that you have.

01:53Oh, my God.

01:53And you could do belly dancing combo.

01:56Please, can I tell you?

01:57Lady killer.

01:57If I smell the way I smell.

02:00Lady killer.

02:02And then all of a sudden I have belly moves.

02:04It's over.

02:05It's history.

02:06Everything is gone.

02:07I wouldn't be able to concentrate at work if that was the case.

02:09Oh, my God.

02:10Yeah.

02:11And I'd wear that outfit.

02:14Once I have that stomach, it's over.

02:16Listen, the universe knew this.

02:19The universe was like, make him fat, please.

02:22Otherwise, too many people will be attracted to him.

02:24He can't be stopped.

02:25Yeah.

02:25Oh, I just, my ego would be gigantic.

02:30It'd be like Tom Cruise.

02:32I'd be on couches like, yeah, yeah.

02:35You know, lightning bolts out of my hands.

02:39Oh, like, I have to be a little bit chubby.

02:42I can't be a belly dancer.

02:44I can't have the little ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching things in my hands.

02:49I'm like, what a funny way for, like, a man to lose a bunch of ring.

02:55Yeah.

02:55But then it takes off and he's like the DDP of belly dancing, right?

02:59Yo, it's Chuck the Freak's extreme belly dancing.

03:04For men.

03:06For guys.

03:09Join me on this journey.

03:11I was once a total fat ass.

03:13Now, I'm flying my own planes.

03:16I'm standing on couches and I'm a Scientologist.

03:20Wow, he's got it all.

03:24Show us your moves!

03:25Show us your moves!

03:28He lost 100 pounds that way.

03:31That's all he does all day.

03:32I was 250 pounds.

03:35Now I weigh 110.

03:38He's so tiny!

03:40He's so tiny!

03:41The most erotic way to change your life.

03:43Yeah.

03:43Come hang out with me and all my celebrity friends!

03:48Do you have your own clothing line?

03:50Of course I do!

03:52It's called Soft Life by Chuck the Freak!

03:55Me and James are in the video with him.

03:57Yeah!

03:57In the background.

03:58Yeah.

04:00We know the moves, too.

04:02Exactly.

04:03It's intoxicating, though, to watch a belly dancer.

04:05I love it.

04:07They do have male belly dancers.

04:09No, they don't.

04:10No, they do.

04:10Look it up, do a Google, and you'll find this video.

04:12I know I'm watching right now.

04:13I was hoping we were just getting to the point where we were going to watch.

04:16Yeah, that's where we were going.

04:18I know.

04:18I'm sorry.

04:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:21Belly dancing.

04:23I don't know.

04:24Okay.

04:25I'm going to go.

04:26Okay, I don't know what's going on.

04:27Someone's on there.

04:28Well, let me dance!

04:32Okay, that's enough.

04:35Maybe we can just look at Lisa's.

04:36Yeah, just come over to my computer.

04:37Yeah, go over to Lisa's.

04:38Mine doesn't have all the problems.

04:39I don't know how to do it anymore.

04:41Oh, boy.

04:42Oh, Turkish, Turkish male.

04:44Oh, no.

04:45I don't want to see Chuck do this!

04:47Yes!

04:47Oh, my God, no!

04:48Hold on, I do!

04:49Oh, my God, no!

04:51Let me see it!

04:51Oh, my Lord!

04:52Oh, don't do it, Chuck!

04:54Don't do it!

04:55Oh, yeah!

04:56No!

04:56Oh, no!

04:57Oh, my God, I didn't turn around!

05:00Oh, those pants are too low!

05:01Those pants are too low!

05:02My pants would be so low!

05:05Go a little lower.

05:06Yeah!

05:07You can see my pubic delta.

05:08Yeah!

05:11Oh, no, it's not got anything!

05:13No!

05:14No!

05:16You're not dropping low!

05:17I'd be too low with my nipples!

05:17No, you're not!

05:18Look at how I dance my nipples around!

05:21I'd be an international superstar!

05:25Look at how I dance my nipples around!

05:28That's what he said!

05:28Chuck the Frick's nipples are hypnotizing!

05:30Yeah!

05:31You won't be able to take your eyes off!

05:32Holy cow!

05:33I don't know how, I mean, I guess I do know how you get into it, but, um, holy cow, huh?

05:42I can't.

05:42Look at the nipple move!

05:43Andy looks so uncomfortable!

05:44I don't know, I was like, I was like, just in the mode where we were gonna watch a bunch

05:48of chicks!

05:48Exactly!

05:49I thought we were just gonna watch!

05:50We were just about to watch chicks, and then all of a sudden it's this guy doing this!

05:54It's like, uh, he just did the body wave!

06:02Oh god, that's too much shaking, Chuck!

06:04You shouldn't be shaking that much!

06:05He even has shoulder moves, that guy!

06:07He does!

06:07You gotta shake that ass, you gotta learn how to shake that ass, dude!

06:10Oh, I already can, but...

06:11That guy's moving muscles, I don't even know what existed in the human body!

06:14Whoa!

06:16Yeah, this, I mean, in this, it is intoxicating because it's great!

06:20Like, look, did you see that nipple move he just did?

06:23That's terrifying, Chuck!

06:23I noticed, yeah!

06:25Those things are moving a mile a minute!

06:27I'm just picturing your head on this body and it's terrifying!

06:29His nipples bounce around like googly eyes!

06:31Yeah, his, his nipples!

06:33That's so funny!

06:35He would have so many male callers!

06:38Oh, man, oh, huge!

06:39I'd be, uh, a gay icon!

06:43Yeah, this is more like, this would be more like my, my routine!

06:48Shakira does it, too, Chuck!

06:50Yeah, of course she does!

06:51This would be more like your routine, a little slower, Jam?

06:53Oh, and then you peel off the clothes?

06:55Yeah, I'd be peeling a lot off.

06:56Whoa, my God.

06:58See?

06:58See how you do that top move?

06:59That's a, this is a better, better look.

07:01Oh, the male one was so much more funny.

07:03Oh, it was.

07:04This is not humorous.

07:05No.

07:05No, but good.

07:07But I'm getting a lot of pointers from this.

07:09Write it down.

07:10Yeah.

07:10I just think that is funny.

07:11That'd be a funny way to lose weight.

07:13I might just try it.

07:14Just cause, I might just try it.

07:16Please do, Andy.

07:17Just, uh, I mean, I've tried running, I did, uh, did all that, and it's all.

07:22Can you imagine, though, like, showing up at a belly dance studio and being like, hey!

07:28I'm here.

07:28I'm here to give it a try.

07:30I want to see it.

07:32I want to go.

07:33Oh, me too.

07:34I'll be front rowing.

07:34Oh, my God.

07:35Oh, my God.

07:36That'd be great.

07:37They would not know what to do, I don't think.

07:39I think, though, I think they would be thrilled to try to help.

07:44Probably.

07:44I do.

07:45I bet it would get you into shape.

07:47Listen, I can't move like that.

07:48I was out of breath here just doing a couple fake moves.

07:51You know what really isn't the boob jiggles?

07:53It's what really is intoxicating about female belly dancing.

07:56To me, it's the whole thing.

07:57Like, it really is.

07:58Can you bounce your pecs?

07:59Like, can you?

07:59Cause you'll have to work on that if you really do get into it.

08:02I mean, bounce.

08:03I don't know.

08:04I can.

08:04She bounce.

08:04She can bounce them knockers.

08:05Oh, she does something.

08:06Yeah.

08:06I can help you learn how to do that with your pecs.

08:08Look at that.

08:09That is.

08:10Whoa.

08:10The whole crowd likes that.

08:11Yeah.

08:12Synchronized to the B2.

08:13They're clapping for her, shaking her boobs.

08:15Yes.

08:16Yes.

08:18Incredible stuff.

08:19Yep, it's good.

08:20Look for Chuck the Freak's belly dancing classes coming soon to YouTube.

08:24That's when he leaves the show because he's become a belly dancing millionaire.

08:27Yeah.

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