00:00We're learning more and more about Britney Spears and her mental health, and as you might
00:08expect, it's not good.
00:10Apparently, she has a fascination with knives.
00:14You think she just watches that knife-selling channel?
00:17No, I don't believe that's it.
00:18We saw her cutting something up.
00:20Remember the video we just watched?
00:21Yes, for sure.
00:22The other thing I guess she does is drink caffeine by the gallon.
00:27You can tell.
00:28Yes.
00:29She guzzles Red Bull, coffee, dandelion tea almost nonstop.
00:35She consumes so much caffeine, she'll sometimes stay awake for three consecutive days.
00:39Well, that's part of a manic episode, too.
00:41Yeah, that's not.
00:43So that's how you get to dance so good, you just stay awake for three days.
00:48Yeah, by the end of that third day, your moves are pretty sweet.
00:54She must work out all the time, though, because she's in incredible shape.
00:57Like, her husband, she must work out.
01:00Must, or just never stops moving.
01:02Yeah.
01:03You know?
01:04Like, I think if you danced, if you danced 24-7?
01:07No, honestly.
01:08Non-stop.
01:08You'd be in such great shape if you never stopped dancing.
01:13It doesn't appear that she does.
01:15God.
01:16Start dancing.
01:17You should just start dancing, Chuck.
01:18Yeah.
01:18Why don't you do the Britney and just constantly be moving?
01:21Yeah, just start a page that's just Chuck dances, and then just watch the pounds just disappear.
01:28Fly off.
01:28What's insane is if I did that, they would.
01:32Yeah, of course they would.
01:33Like, if I was just like, oh, you hear Chuck dances for two hours every night, I'd come in
01:37here and I would be in incredible shape.
01:39Well, if you did any kind of movement for two hours every night.
01:41That's what I mean.
01:42Got a text from someone who started belly dancing, Chuck.
01:45Yeah, I can't do it.
01:46They lost over 60 pounds in six months.
01:48Start belly dancing.
01:49I'm sure you go, Chuck.
01:50There you go.
01:51Look at that intoxicating soap that you have.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:53And you could do belly dancing combo.
01:56Please, can I tell you?
01:57Lady killer.
01:57If I smell the way I smell.
02:00Lady killer.
02:02And then all of a sudden I have belly moves.
02:04It's over.
02:05It's history.
02:06Everything is gone.
02:07I wouldn't be able to concentrate at work if that was the case.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:10Yeah.
02:11And I'd wear that outfit.
02:14Once I have that stomach, it's over.
02:16Listen, the universe knew this.
02:19The universe was like, make him fat, please.
02:22Otherwise, too many people will be attracted to him.
02:24He can't be stopped.
02:25Yeah.
02:25Oh, I just, my ego would be gigantic.
02:30It'd be like Tom Cruise.
02:32I'd be on couches like, yeah, yeah.
02:35You know, lightning bolts out of my hands.
02:39Oh, like, I have to be a little bit chubby.
02:42I can't be a belly dancer.
02:44I can't have the little ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching things in my hands.
02:49I'm like, what a funny way for, like, a man to lose a bunch of ring.
02:55Yeah.
02:55But then it takes off and he's like the DDP of belly dancing, right?
02:59Yo, it's Chuck the Freak's extreme belly dancing.
03:04For men.
03:06For guys.
03:09Join me on this journey.
03:11I was once a total fat ass.
03:13Now, I'm flying my own planes.
03:16I'm standing on couches and I'm a Scientologist.
03:20Wow, he's got it all.
03:24Show us your moves!
03:25Show us your moves!
03:28He lost 100 pounds that way.
03:31That's all he does all day.
03:32I was 250 pounds.
03:35Now I weigh 110.
03:38He's so tiny!
03:40He's so tiny!
03:41The most erotic way to change your life.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Come hang out with me and all my celebrity friends!
03:48Do you have your own clothing line?
03:50Of course I do!
03:52It's called Soft Life by Chuck the Freak!
03:55Me and James are in the video with him.
03:57Yeah!
03:57In the background.
03:58Yeah.
04:00We know the moves, too.
04:02Exactly.
04:03It's intoxicating, though, to watch a belly dancer.
04:05I love it.
04:07They do have male belly dancers.
04:09No, they don't.
04:10No, they do.
04:10Look it up, do a Google, and you'll find this video.
04:12I know I'm watching right now.
04:13I was hoping we were just getting to the point where we were going to watch.
04:16Yeah, that's where we were going.
04:18I know.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:21Belly dancing.
04:23I don't know.
04:24Okay.
04:25I'm going to go.
04:26Okay, I don't know what's going on.
04:27Someone's on there.
04:28Well, let me dance!
04:32Okay, that's enough.
04:35Maybe we can just look at Lisa's.
04:36Yeah, just come over to my computer.
04:37Yeah, go over to Lisa's.
04:38Mine doesn't have all the problems.
04:39I don't know how to do it anymore.
04:41Oh, boy.
04:42Oh, Turkish, Turkish male.
04:44Oh, no.
04:45I don't want to see Chuck do this!
04:47Yes!
04:47Oh, my God, no!
04:48Hold on, I do!
04:49Oh, my God, no!
04:51Let me see it!
04:51Oh, my Lord!
04:52Oh, don't do it, Chuck!
04:54Don't do it!
04:55Oh, yeah!
04:56No!
04:56Oh, no!
04:57Oh, my God, I didn't turn around!
05:00Oh, those pants are too low!
05:01Those pants are too low!
05:02My pants would be so low!
05:05Go a little lower.
05:06Yeah!
05:07You can see my pubic delta.
05:08Yeah!
05:11Oh, no, it's not got anything!
05:13No!
05:14No!
05:14No!
05:16You're not dropping low!
05:17I'd be too low with my nipples!
05:17No, you're not!
05:18Look at how I dance my nipples around!
05:21I'd be an international superstar!
05:25Look at how I dance my nipples around!
05:28That's what he said!
05:28Chuck the Frick's nipples are hypnotizing!
05:30Yeah!
05:31You won't be able to take your eyes off!
05:32Holy cow!
05:33I don't know how, I mean, I guess I do know how you get into it, but, um, holy cow, huh?
05:42I can't.
05:42Look at the nipple move!
05:43Andy looks so uncomfortable!
05:44I don't know, I was like, I was like, just in the mode where we were gonna watch a bunch
05:48of chicks!
05:48Exactly!
05:49I thought we were just gonna watch!
05:50We were just about to watch chicks, and then all of a sudden it's this guy doing this!
05:54It's like, uh, he just did the body wave!
06:02Oh god, that's too much shaking, Chuck!
06:04You shouldn't be shaking that much!
06:05He even has shoulder moves, that guy!
06:07He does!
06:07You gotta shake that ass, you gotta learn how to shake that ass, dude!
06:10Oh, I already can, but...
06:11That guy's moving muscles, I don't even know what existed in the human body!
06:14Whoa!
06:16Yeah, this, I mean, in this, it is intoxicating because it's great!
06:20Like, look, did you see that nipple move he just did?
06:23That's terrifying, Chuck!
06:23I noticed, yeah!
06:25Those things are moving a mile a minute!
06:27I'm just picturing your head on this body and it's terrifying!
06:29His nipples bounce around like googly eyes!
06:31Yeah, his, his nipples!
06:33That's so funny!
06:35He would have so many male callers!
06:38Oh, man, oh, huge!
06:39I'd be, uh, a gay icon!
06:43Yeah, this is more like, this would be more like my, my routine!
06:48Shakira does it, too, Chuck!
06:50Yeah, of course she does!
06:51This would be more like your routine, a little slower, Jam?
06:53Oh, and then you peel off the clothes?
06:55Yeah, I'd be peeling a lot off.
06:56Whoa, my God.
06:58See?
06:58See how you do that top move?
06:59That's a, this is a better, better look.
07:01Oh, the male one was so much more funny.
07:03Oh, it was.
07:04This is not humorous.
07:05No.
07:05No, but good.
07:07But I'm getting a lot of pointers from this.
07:09Write it down.
07:10Yeah.
07:10I just think that is funny.
07:11That'd be a funny way to lose weight.
07:13I might just try it.
07:14Just cause, I might just try it.
07:16Please do, Andy.
07:17Just, uh, I mean, I've tried running, I did, uh, did all that, and it's all.
07:22Can you imagine, though, like, showing up at a belly dance studio and being like, hey!
07:28I'm here.
07:28I'm here to give it a try.
07:30I want to see it.
07:32I want to go.
07:33Oh, me too.
07:34I'll be front rowing.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36That'd be great.
07:37They would not know what to do, I don't think.
07:39I think, though, I think they would be thrilled to try to help.
07:44Probably.
07:44I do.
07:45I bet it would get you into shape.
07:47Listen, I can't move like that.
07:48I was out of breath here just doing a couple fake moves.
07:51You know what really isn't the boob jiggles?
07:53It's what really is intoxicating about female belly dancing.
07:56To me, it's the whole thing.
07:57Like, it really is.
07:58Can you bounce your pecs?
07:59Like, can you?
07:59Cause you'll have to work on that if you really do get into it.
08:02I mean, bounce.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I can.
08:04She bounce.
08:04She can bounce them knockers.
08:05Oh, she does something.
08:06Yeah.
08:06I can help you learn how to do that with your pecs.
08:08Look at that.
08:08Look at that.
08:09That is.
08:10Whoa.
08:10The whole crowd likes that.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Synchronized to the B2.
08:13They're clapping for her, shaking her boobs.
08:15Yes.
08:16Yes.
08:18Incredible stuff.
08:19Yep, it's good.
08:20Look for Chuck the Freak's belly dancing classes coming soon to YouTube.
08:24That's when he leaves the show because he's become a belly dancing millionaire.
08:27Yeah.
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