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Ryan will never live down this Mother's Day
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00:42good so i believe this all goes back to tuesday's grounds for divorce segment yes it does and a
00:49stupid mother's day uh is there is there a statute of limitations on being reminded about a screw-up
00:57for example we were laying in bed the other day and we were just happened to talk i said heidi this
01:02is what i want for father's day and she goes don't worry i already have it all planned out and i was
01:07like okay what are we doing she goes oh don't worry about it but i'll tell you what i'm not gonna get
01:13drunk with my friends all day saturday and then be hung over sunday and i'm like damn that just a shot
01:20at me for sunday's mother's day yeah so you got her the gifts but you didn't get her a card but
01:26then really the thing was that you were hung over yeah mother's day can i expect this to just be
01:31brought up for the next however many years or is this gonna end at some point oh oh you were serious
01:38i thought you i thought that was a punchline am i supposed to do the csx miles thing
01:42that's so sweet are you seriously asking this question i'm done this is is there a statue of
01:51limitations on screwing up and give me some examples what are you still reminded about the
01:58strawberry festival 30 years ago when we were dating talk about that like we got lost i didn't
02:04want to admit that i didn't know where i was going i was dating kathy and we drove to we were in
02:08charleston i was in the navy and and she was a teacher that's where i met her and we drove to
02:12the strawberry festival and i got lost and i didn't want to ask for directions because i didn't
02:16want her to think any less of me i don't know why because i'm a guy and i'm an idiot we drove around
02:21for hours we never found the strawberry festival oh man to this day when we're going somewhere
02:26kathy will occasionally just to give me a little jab go where we're going the strawberry festival
02:31still oh it comes up yeah uh oh gosh all right three in a row ryan the rest of your life
02:39scott sorry ryan it never ends wayne ryan it'll end when you die
02:45it ends when she forgets about it which is never never never
02:51that's it's never gonna end on facebook karen said when heidi is ready to give it up
03:00that's a good point with a bunch of dots after the end a bunch of periods so it's like that's not
03:04gonna happen never gonna happen man it's never gonna happen 248-398-9279 is our house phone 248-398-WCSX
03:14i honestly thought you were joking is there a statute of limitations of being reminded about a screw-up
03:19okay hold on i'm gonna try something here because zach the window washer and spring are both on the
03:26phone oh boy let me yeah bring him up hold on zach and spring you're both on at the same time
03:32oh geez it'll never end ryan never okay so this is spring zach's wife so spring you're saying it'll
03:39never end and then zach we have it's do you still hear about something 15 years ago is that right
03:4415 years of marriage and i'm still hearing about mistakes i made 15 years ago good luck ryan
03:52my mom told zach at one time my mom before she died my parents were married 65 years
03:59she still reminded my dad of his screw-ups before they were married man you're screwed
04:05witness witness 100 witness i know oh we're done man or i'm done i guess hey man well we love you
04:15zach how you doing you feeling okay today no today's doing a good day yeah you sound good man you sound
04:21good buddy all right we love you guys we'll talk to you soon bye all right bye 248-398-9279 is our house
04:28phone she'll forget about this when you screw up even bigger only a bigger screw up will replace this
04:36one wait a minute run that by me again so and uh two of them but she'll forget about this when you
04:46screw up bigger yeah the only way and then ann said the only only she'll she'll forget about this only
04:54when you screw up uh with something larger so the same thing okay so just do something worse
04:59so you got about what a week before you do something else oh that's not true tom remember
05:05it's a two-way street so just go back and forth reminding each other man it's such a bad no it's
05:13such a bad marriage or practice remember the one time that you did
05:17i've gotten caught up in that a few times everyone says happy wife happy life i always
05:23say happy spouse happy house yeah it's got to go both ways put your foot down with her ryan
05:27no absolutely she scares me heidi she scares me and i'm 40 minutes away from you guys
05:34hi shannon good morning ryan's to the left here just go ahead get him
05:41there's no statute of limitations disappointments like that are like
05:46mini traumatic events you never forget them oh my okay so here's the question shannon and we have
05:51you on the phone thank you for calling by the way shannon can he can he ever make this right
05:55or it just it is what it is um he he has to make a different mother's day really spectacular so she
06:05forgets the trauma of this one see my thing is though i i i i wish i could believe you when you say
06:12that but i think if i do a like next year i'll do a really nice one right and then she's gonna go
06:17oh well at least this wasn't last year's mother's day it's just gonna be a different way to bring it
06:22up now well well that's just if you make it really nice you have to do something that's like so on par
06:27with this right right yeah yeah but yeah something super spectacular so i just got to keep a miserable
06:35mother's days oh that's a title no no that's that's like a horrible lifetime movie what are you doing
06:41man shannon have a great day you chill all right pray for ryan by the way because this isn't gonna
06:47end well i i will okay thanks bye no you next year you go so far over the top that she'll
06:55completely forget this but that's the thing i don't think they forget it don't say they say your wife
07:04my wife okay everyone they taz how are you bud all right how are you all doing good man you got
07:13some advice for this young man oh yeah uh ryan you're screwed that's gonna end the rest of your
07:22life i'm telling you when you die and you're in your grave how you're gonna show up in your grave
07:27and tell you remember that time you screwed up a mother's day it's never gonna end i got when i got
07:33married my first wife when we got i got married uh wedding was at one o'clock me and my best man and
07:39my two groomsmen were in the car we got stuck in a traffic jam i showed up at the uh uh church 45
07:46minutes late but there was a bottle of rum underneath the seat of the car so we started tipping on the
07:51bottle of rum when i got to the um church yeah we were pretty buzzed up and my best man was a wise
07:59he put he on one shoe and lp on the other so when we knelt down at the aisle it said help everybody
08:06that was behind us started laughing me and my uh that's why we've been divorced 20 years and she
08:13still brings that up okay well okay so this is a cautionary tale thank you taz we gotta run man we'll
08:19talk to you soon okay uh you guys have a great day all right good to hear from you i did dump him by
08:25the way if you're listening online by the way you got all of it so don't worry about that hi john
08:30hey jim how you doing i'm wonderful man how you doing i'm not doing too bad so ryan what do you
08:38think mr ryan mr ryan messed up you know last week i was on his side i called in it was just going
08:45golfing no big deal and then he has to go ahead and get hung over and he doesn't make the first
08:53mother's day a special mother's day for his wife ryan come on technically it was her second
09:00he was born before mother's day last year
09:03oh you can look at it technically how you want to look at it ryan but
09:08you are gonna let that one down buddy man all right john is disappointed in you this morning
09:14you you did well on tuesday this one today man everyone's all over you john hey appreciate
09:19you listening brother have a good morning you too all right later how's it going on the old text
09:25machine there buddy bill over at clinton township said uh i said as a joke cheaper to keep her 25
09:31years later i still hear it every so often really sorry yeah i don't think she liked for like the
09:39first six months of our marriage i would tell people this is the woman i hired for the night
09:43you said that yeah i always thought it was pretty funny she's cool though
09:48hi john hey how you doing it just uh three words here ryan is screwed that's what it says on the
09:57call screener yeah pretty much uh i've been married 23 years and they never forget ever you sound like
10:05it's just it's just bad beating down i've also got a i got a question for ryan though you were
10:12talking about well i'll just bring it up about the stuff that she messed up uh question is do you
10:19want to be right or do you want to be happy i've been happy for 20 years yeah no i'm starting to get
10:29better at that was somebody who texted in and said just uh start bringing up the stuff i've started to
10:33get better at that i used to do that i'm getting better this this is somewhat working i think this
10:39segment he started at the bottom now he's here oh boy but it's not all the way up to the top yeah you
10:44know it's like you know just you know just think you want to be right or do you want to be happy
10:48because you can't have both do you want to be right or do you want to be happy man thank you john
10:54have a good one later man oh oh sorry i love the way he said that do you want to be right
11:01or do you want to be happy be there now what are you doing rick hi how are you wonderful man go ahead
11:10what do you think well um the only person that can answer that is heidi you ask her and what do i have
11:19to do to be forgiven and then when she answers she's got to stick by that
11:24okay got it yeah that's good i thank you for real some real advice there you go thank you rick
11:31appreciate you man some good stuff there but i do like the idea where you're just going to throw
11:35everything she's done wrong in her face yeah go home today no i'm come on i'm not that dumb i got
11:43that one down i'm sorry what i'll be i'm smarter than that ryan wants to know is there a statute of
11:49limitations on being reminded about a screw-up because he was hung over on mother's day this year
11:53248-398-9279 is our house phone i didn't even look at the text messages we were banging through
11:59the calls here anybody on your side uh no
12:02ryan you've entered the dimension of married married with children welcome to the twilight zone
12:11734 i like that one keep digging that hole ryan keep digging keep digging oh she's gonna add it to
12:21your eulogy oh god okay this is i thought i'd at least get somebody like yeah dude don't worry about
12:30it she's cool though she's she won't kill you but man she hit me that was quick the other night i was
12:37like dang hold on hold on hi laura thanks for holding go ahead yeah i should just give it up
12:45well she did that's how they got a kid
12:48what do you mean give it up like just drop it and let it go
12:53married i've been married 25 years and have never gotten a mother's day present from my husband
12:59all he says is you're not my mother
13:03i've gotten presents from my son but not my husband wow i mean i started looking at it like
13:12technically he's not wrong i mean technically he's not wrong it's i don't know does it bother
13:16well the last question laura does it bother you
13:18sometimes but not really
13:22i get him father's day presents and he still doesn't feel guilty enough to get me a present
13:29well it's only been 25 years what do you want to figure this out overnight i mean what the hell laura
13:35laura have a great day we appreciate you listening
13:40yeah thanks you guys too all right you got your boots on you working
13:45i'm on my way to an interview actually well she's got a pre-job interview
13:50boot check good luck with that okay thanks guys have a great one you too bye and for the interview
13:57okay so heidi responded on facebook oh good lord but first i want to read this one from the 313 i like
14:04this you can always flip the script tell her you knew you are uh tell her you knew i was a bonehead
14:10when you married me so this is your fault you knew what you're getting man and then heidi said
14:16i've done nothing wrong no she's right she's never done anything wrong so that's the beauty
14:22of this whole conversation heidi's perfect yep again i'm afraid of your wife me too yeah but i'm
14:29going home to my wife not yours so i've got a 40 mile buffer between you guys so all right did you
14:36learn anything from this this morning uh yeah that i guess i'm just gonna hear about this till the end
14:43of time so i gotta come up with some good comebacks no so to answer the question you've learned
14:50nothing hold on you just for that you get the song you're damn right bona fide first class you're a dumbass
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