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5-1-23 PTF Davy
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00:00Ah, that traveling man.
00:01Oh, man.
00:02I'm back.
00:03I want Davi back up in it.
00:05Davi got definitely outside all over him.
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:09He was out in them streets of Costa Rica and El Salvador.
00:12You got to explore when you're out there.
00:14You had me Googling El Salvador.
00:16Really?
00:16Yeah.
00:17I got to make sure my homie, I know where he at.
00:19So when he called, we know where to go get him.
00:21Yeah.
00:22Both of us were in here, we were like Googling.
00:23We were like, where is this place, Lucas?
00:25Bro, like, El Salvador.
00:26Oh, yeah.
00:26I found out all kinds of stuff about El Salvador.
00:28Really?
00:29Ain't a lot.
00:30It ain't a lot.
00:31It ain't a lot.
00:32All right.
00:33The dollar and Bitcoin.
00:34That's all they got.
00:35Yes.
00:35Yes.
00:36She was like, that's why he went.
00:39Yo, the U.S. dollar goes so far out there.
00:42Oh, yeah.
00:42It is amazing.
00:43You can get it.
00:44All right.
00:44So y'all know the deal.
00:45It is Plead the Fifth, Davi edition.
00:48So you get three questions from the room.
00:50You guys get to ask him three questions as well.
00:52And he'll pass on only one.
00:55And Boomerang, one of the ones he asked, he answered.
00:58So you going first.
00:59Okay, Davi.
01:00You know, you went with your girls.
01:01So I can imagine you went to some fancy places, right?
01:04We did.
01:04We did some fancy places.
01:06We also did like some hood places, too.
01:08Some hood places?
01:09Yeah.
01:09You got to get out in the neighborhood.
01:11If that ain't a Davi trip, Davi going to take you to the body of it.
01:15Yeah, you got to hit the strip.
01:16And then you got to go off the strip.
01:18That's just the way I like to travel.
01:19Yeah, so I don't want anything to do with that part of it.
01:24Since you went to the hood, I guess, were there any moments that you had being in said
01:29situation?
01:30Maybe that made you kind of nervous, a little tight since you were in the hood?
01:33Um, no, not.
01:36So there was one scary part of the trip, but it had nothing to do with being in the hood
01:43in a bad neighborhood or anything like that.
01:45It had to do with going on these jungle tours.
01:48Oh.
01:48Like, because we went over, like in Costa Rica, one of the big attractions is seeing sloths.
01:55They call them perezosos.
01:56Oh, yeah.
01:57You videotaped some of them.
01:58Yeah.
01:58So when you go out there, you get a guide and they take you on a hike into the rainforest
02:04to go see animals.
02:05Hell no.
02:07Did you see a lot of bugs?
02:08Oh, my God.
02:08We saw monkeys.
02:10We saw sloths.
02:10Fluorescent frogs.
02:12Fluorescent frogs, which are poisonous, by the way.
02:14Oh, and you was close.
02:15We were pretty close to them.
02:17But there was an animal that I had never heard of before.
02:20It's called a taper.
02:22I believe I'm saying that right.
02:24A taper.
02:24It's the longest or the biggest animal in Central America.
02:28It's about 700 pounds.
02:30The one.
02:30It looks like an elephant.
02:32Yeah.
02:32Or like a mini rhino or a giant anteater.
02:37Yeah.
02:37Something like that.
02:37It was swinging his trunk around.
02:39And I'm like, yo, why he's so close to that elephant?
02:41And, bro, they got right up on us.
02:45And the guides were like, oh, don't worry.
02:47Just don't make any really fast movements.
02:50But, like, homeboy was like, from me to you.
02:53And they say that, like, they barely ever.
02:55They don't see him on a lot of the tours.
02:58So what really made me nervous was that the guide was just as surprised as we were.
03:02Oh, y'all didn't plan this.
03:06The sloths, they good.
03:07They up in the trees, the monkeys, the frogs.
03:09But when that thing rolled up on us, no lie, bro, he was probably six or seven feet from us.
03:16Yeah.
03:17And the guide was nervous or no?
03:18The guide was surprised.
03:20He wasn't nervous.
03:21But he was like, oh, hey, there he is.
03:23That means that wasn't in the manual.
03:24That was pretty nerve-wracking because that's an animal that, if he was having a bad day, could just mess you up.
03:33Mess up our whole tour.
03:34That's funny.
03:35All right.
03:35This is another reason why I don't travel with Davi.
03:38Like, Davi, go to some nice places.
03:39But I know you ain't going to see a lot of that.
03:41Yeah.
03:41You're going to see some of the other parts.
03:43Yeah, I like to get off the resort.
03:44That's right.
03:45I'm good.
03:46All right.
03:46So, Davi, my question.
03:48Besides bathing and the romance time, can you tell us?
03:54Is there a thing that you do in your house naked?
04:00Wow.
04:01Bathing in romance.
04:03Yeah, that's off the table.
04:04Is there anything else that you do in your house that you just naked?
04:08Oh, man.
04:10I'm not, like, I don't.
04:12No, not really.
04:13I'm not big on naked.
04:14You know?
04:15Like, I don't sleep naked.
04:16I sleep in Madras.
04:18Aside from.
04:19You don't be walking around the house by naked?
04:21Nah.
04:22You don't do that?
04:22I thought that, like, once I started, you know, like, the first time I got my own place,
04:27I'm going to just be letting it all hang out.
04:29And I never really got to that.
04:30I kind of always thought you was that kind of guy.
04:31I'm not.
04:32I'm not the naked man.
04:33You don't cook naked?
04:34No.
04:35I don't do much naked.
04:36Fried bacon naked.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Okay.
04:38Okay.
04:38First of all, don't fry bacon naked.
04:41Yeah.
04:41After you do the celebration and you do a little breakfast, don't do that.
04:44Yeah.
04:44No, no.
04:45I'm not Mr. Naked Man.
04:47Okay.
04:47To be honest with you.
04:48All right.
04:49Let's see.
04:49We got one more, Meredith.
04:50Did you, on vacation, did you enjoy any of the nightlife or anything like that?
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:55Hella nightlife.
04:57In Costa Rica and El Salvador.
04:58We were out almost, I mean, no, we were out every single night.
05:01I ran into a homie that I have from here that was in Costa Rica, La Fortuna.
05:05So, we hung out a lot.
05:07We hit a couple strip clubs.
05:08What?
05:09Yo, I went to the best strip club I've personally ever been to in El Salvador.
05:14And it was funny because my-
05:15Does the dollar go a long way?
05:16The dollar goes a long way.
05:18Then why?
05:19The dollar, no, it was off the chain.
05:22Why?
05:22Why?
05:22It was, so this was on the list, high on the list of places my girl wanted to show
05:28me, wanted to take me to this particular strip club, which she's been to before with
05:33her uncle.
05:33And, yo, it lived up to the expectations.
05:36We went on a Tuesday.
05:38No lie, there might have been 90 girls, 100 girls.
05:42And as soon as you go in there, they take your phone because it just so happened that
05:48President Obama's Secret Service got videotaped having a really good time.
05:54Oh, that's where they were?
05:55Well, they got messed up in El Salvador and then a couple days later in Colombia.
06:00Right.
06:01But I remember that headline.
06:02Colombia is the one that really hit the news.
06:04But right before that, it happened at this strip club in El Salvador.
06:07So they're very much, and they're used to like a lot of tourists, wet, like Americans
06:11and stuff like that.
06:12Boom.
06:12You pay to cover.
06:13They give you a little token with a number and you hand in your phone, which actually
06:17makes for like a really good time.
06:19Yeah.
06:19You don't have to worry about it.
06:20Nobody's videotaping.
06:21You're just like concentrating on like having a good time.
06:24Bro, a bucket, like a gray goose over there was like $4.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30Glass?
06:31Yeah, glass.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33Yeah, bro.
06:34It was amazing.
06:36Yeah.
06:36What did the girls have been like?
06:37The girls were fire.
06:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:39They all had a pretty similar look.
06:43Like it was all Salvadorian chicks.
06:46It wasn't any like imports or anything like that.
06:49I know the guys are like, I got so many questions.
06:52So what is, does English play over there?
06:53Like, I mean, you know, can I go in there with my $4 and be like, yay?
06:57They probably speak about as much English as you do Spanish.
07:00Damn.
07:01Which isn't, but they're used to that.
07:03You know what I'm saying?
07:04So you don't really have to do too much.
07:05Does it matter?
07:06You want to have a conversation with them?
07:07No, they speak dollars.
07:08I need to make sure I'm straight.
07:10And $2, they're very appreciative.
07:13$2?
07:14Yeah, yeah.
07:15Oh, no.
07:16You're going to have me at El Salvador.
07:17Bro, it was like, I mean, it was this big old club.
07:20Like this probably like, I don't know, 15,000 square foot club.
07:24Only a portion of it was open because it was a Tuesday.
07:27They're like, if you came here on a Saturday, young man.
07:31They say it's like $300 or $400 deep just as far as girls.
07:35Yeah, it was wild.
07:36We went to one in Costa Rica too.
07:37Had a good time there.
07:38It wasn't as noteworthy as, it's called Lips, by the way.
07:42Just in case anybody wanted to plan a trip to Central America.
07:46The name of the strip club is called Lips.
07:48Yeah, it's called Lips.
07:49Oh, damn.
07:50They definitely don't do anything in the back there.
07:54Yeah, they got investigated.
07:57The judge is like, what do they call the Lips?
07:59Guilty.
08:00Guilty.
08:01All right, plead the fifth action is going on.
08:03Dobby has answered his three from the room.
08:06Meredith asked him if he got into any bad sides of town, which he said, yeah, but it was with some sort of animal.
08:14What was the animal called?
08:16Taper?
08:16Yeah, yeah.
08:18They said apparently Belize, the taper is the national animal.
08:21Oh, really?
08:22Yeah.
08:22So somebody's from Belize.
08:23They're like, yeah, that taper is spiritual.
08:24Okay.
08:25They know about life.
08:26Apparently the taper is nice in them streets with them hands.
08:30And then we asked him if he does any naked activity besides the obvious.
08:34Yep.
08:35Showering and showing love.
08:37And he says, nah, he ain't the naked dude.
08:39I'm really not.
08:39And then he told us about Lipsy World.
08:44A cross between Lips, the strip club, and Disney World.
08:48Yes.
08:49The biggest place ever to get you a $2 lap dance.
08:53All right, let's see.
08:54The dollar goes so far out there.
08:56Just to put it in perspective real quick, my girl has these two gay best friends.
09:00And one of them is a hairdresser, right?
09:03And in El Salvador, they use the U.S. dollar.
09:05So this guy is a hairdresser, and he does makeup, too, and works five, six days a week.
09:11He makes $350 a month.
09:14Oh.
09:14And he has a full-time, that would be kind of like a median income, I would guess.
09:19$350 a month?
09:20Yeah.
09:21So he pays mortgage and all that stuff out of the $350?
09:24I don't know if he's got a mortgage.
09:27But yeah, $350 a month.
09:29Or rent, whatever.
09:30He's paying his bills, though.
09:31Yeah, yeah.
09:32Damn.
09:32That's crazy.
09:32Shout out to La Colocha.
09:34La Colocha.
09:34Which translates to, like, the curly hair girl.
09:37That's what they call him.
09:40They call the homie?
09:42La Colocha.
09:43La Colocha.
09:44Yeah.
09:45All right.
09:46Wow.
09:46Okay.
09:47That's a good...
09:47That's his actual name or nickname?
09:51He was bored like that, man.
09:53That's on his papers, man.
09:55La Colocha.
09:56Big shout out to La Colocha.
09:58Yeah.
10:00All right.
10:00So, Davi, you got questions coming in here.
10:03Let's see.
10:04Somebody wants to know more about your bed activity.
10:07They say, Davi, do you sleep with your socks on?
10:10Now, I don't know if that's sleep or if that's sleep.
10:13No.
10:13No socks.
10:15No, no, no.
10:15No socks.
10:16Just some drawings.
10:17Okay.
10:18That's it.
10:19No, nothing else.
10:19No white feet at all.
10:20Do you use it for traction when you...
10:22The socks?
10:23Well, I feel like I get better traction barefoot.
10:24Really?
10:25Yeah, yeah.
10:25Oh, you really be in them jungles.
10:28You got rough feet.
10:30You got that grip.
10:32You got monkey grip.
10:32You got monkey feet.
10:38Oh, my gosh.
10:39Out of the 813.
10:41This goes back to a couple weeks ago.
10:43Davi, what did your brother-in-law tell you that day he came over to talk to you about the secret you kept from your girl?
10:52I can't answer that.
10:52Didn't I plead the fifth on that?
10:54Did you?
10:54I thought I did.
10:55I thought you told us about it.
10:57No, I didn't tell.
10:58No, you told us about the story.
11:00Okay.
11:00We didn't ask you.
11:01And then somebody probably saved it for pleading the fifth.
11:03Oh, wow.
11:03That wasn't a story.
11:04That was more so a I'm keeping a secret from my girl.
11:08I'm not going to tell.
11:10I'll never tell.
11:11I'm a secret keeper.
11:12Your secret is safe with me.
11:14So on that, I'm going to have to plead the fifth.
11:15Oh, okay.
11:16All right.
11:17You're open now.
11:22I couldn't do that to the home.
11:25Yeah, he's not.
11:25You know what?
11:26He does hold it down.
11:27So if you do a crime with Davi, hey, what crime?
11:30What crime?
11:30What crime?
11:31What happened?
11:32Let's talk about it.
11:32It ain't even out there.
11:34All right.
11:34I mean, he barely wanted to tell us about lips.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Took him 10 minutes to tell us the name of it.
11:39He wanted us to know.
11:41All right.
11:42All right.
11:43Let's see.
11:44Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
11:45There's.
11:46Man.
11:47Okay.
11:47That changes everything now.
11:49Let's see.
11:50I know.
11:50That's scary.
11:51It changes everything.
11:54I have one.
11:54Go ahead.
11:56This person wants to know how much you've spent at lips and what's the most you've ever
12:00spent at a strip club in general?
12:01I probably spent.
12:04How much is a good time?
12:06I probably spent.
12:07Like, we didn't do any dances or anything like that.
12:09We didn't go to no back rooms or anything.
12:11I probably spent like 300.
12:13Okay.
12:13I spent like 300 bucks.
12:14You spent somebody's monthly.
12:16Because La Colocha is looking over there at you like, I need to rob this one.
12:26Yeah.
12:27I probably spent like, probably like 350, I would say.
12:30We, over there throwing money is not a thing.
12:33You don't throw it.
12:34You place it gently in their garden.
12:37Oh, so if somebody came over there with the wrong kind of training.
12:40Like, if they threw it up in the sky or money gun that thing, you'd get robbed.
12:43Yeah.
12:44You don't do that.
12:45That's, I get, it would almost seem like disrespectful to like other patrons.
12:49Oh, I like a strip club with some respect.
12:51I like a respectful strip club.
12:54It's fun, but it can be disrespectful.
12:55Yeah.
12:55You know how you're tapping me?
12:56Hey, I'd like to hand you this dollar, please.
12:59What's crazy, because at that particular club, the girls go up five at a time.
13:03They go up, boom.
13:04What?
13:04Yeah.
13:05Coming to the stage, we got one, two, three.
13:06We're pussycat dogs.
13:07Coming to the stage.
13:09So I would, I would guess that if you throw $20 at once, I don't know what's going to happen.
13:14They're going to have to figure it out themselves.
13:16It's, yeah, I think it's, I think it's, but, and, and the most I've ever spent, no crazy amount,
13:22maybe like four or 500 bucks.
13:24And most of that went to like buying a bottle.
13:26I was trying to explain to somebody this weekend that when guys go and wild out, it is never
13:31really about the lap dance anymore.
13:33It's about the vibe of being in there.
13:34I couldn't tell you the last lap dance I got, honestly.
13:36That's what I was telling you.
13:37It's been so long.
13:38Somebody offered me a lap dance.
13:39I was like, dude, I haven't had a lap dance in such a long time.
13:43Like, it's not really what I'm looking for.
13:44I would, like, if somebody, if I was at a strip club tonight and somebody bought me a
13:49lap dance randomly, I would probably give it to a girl.
13:52I'd be like, here, you take it.
13:53That's much better if a girl gets it.
13:54It really is.
13:55It is.
13:55Yeah.
13:56I like them.
13:56But why are we turning that down?
13:58Just because it's not really the move.
14:00That's really, yeah.
14:00Like, I mean, that's the fantasy that you guys think when you hear a man's going to a
14:04strip club, you think he's all up on the girl.
14:06Nah, they're round baddies.
14:08But the vibe is what they're chasing.
14:10It's like, you know, you don't really need somebody all up on top of you and all that
14:14stuff.
14:14Interesting.
14:14It's not really the move.
14:15Okay.
14:16Unless you want them pervy dudes in the basketball show.
14:21We see you.
14:21No, they know.
14:22They see the dude in the basketball show, they're like, I don't want to give him a dance.
14:24Here's Dan again.
14:25No, that's not a dance.
14:27No, we don't want that.
14:29All right.
14:29What's your boomerang for us?
14:32Naked time, I guess.
14:34What is naked time for y'all?
14:35Naked time in the house?
14:36Yeah.
14:36What do you do with not a stitch of clothes on?
14:39You have naked time in your house?
14:40Because you got a lot of people in your house.
14:42Yeah.
14:42But you got a lot of ladies, though.
14:43So it's really just Anthony.
14:45I think, I like, okay, so like out of the shower, kind of like trying to pick out an
14:50outfit, trying on clothes and stuff like that.
14:52But yeah, just after the shower time, like drying off that, there could be like 30 minutes
14:57to an hour of like naked time.
14:59I do.
15:00I mean, I'm always at the fridge naked.
15:02Naked fridge runs?
15:04Yeah.
15:04That's cold.
15:05Because after I take a shower, it's really like cool off.
15:07It's a little breeze.
15:07After I take a shower, it's so hot.
15:09Yeah.
15:09That I'm like, man, I have to go downstairs and get some water.
15:12So I'll be in front of the fridge, butt naked.
15:13I'll do that.
15:14Or when I do laundry.
15:16Laundry?
15:17When I do laundry, I end up taking off what I'm wearing to throw it into the laundry.
15:20Yeah.
15:20So I'll be like at the thang, just blah, blah, blah.
15:22What's your thang?
15:23Blah, blah, blah.
15:24You know, like, hey, it's what it is.
15:26Hey, don't judge me.
15:27All right.
15:28That's Dobby's.
15:30Plead the fifth is a rapola.
15:33And what's my man's name again?
15:34La Colocha.
15:35Shout out to La Colocha.
15:37That's my homie already.
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