00:00If your resolution of the year was to try and get more sleep,
00:07maybe you should adjust the amount of stuff on your bed.
00:10A recent poll asked more than 200,000 people
00:14if they slept with stuffed animals,
00:15and 27% said yes, and they're proud of it.
00:1813% sometimes say they sleep with plush animals.
00:22Another 2% say they do, but they're actually ashamed of it.
00:25So all in all, according to this survey of 200,000 Americans,
00:3042% of people sleep with stuffed animals at least occasionally.
00:34That says a lot, doesn't it?
00:36I wouldn't be.
00:37I've said it before on the show.
00:38Listen, I'm not cool with that.
00:41I don't want a lady who has a bunch of stuffed animals
00:43and has to sleep with them.
00:44I really don't.
00:45If Amber was like that, we wouldn't have been together.
00:47I would assume that a lot of ladies don't want a guy.
00:50Well, that's even weirder to me.
00:53That's a strange, strange thing.
00:55That would be a massive turnoff.
00:57I'll be honest.
00:58I feel weird about even buying any kind of too bizarre of a pillow.
01:04What do you mean?
01:05Well, like I've thought, you know,
01:07I got a lot of like shoulder problems because of how I sleep.
01:11And, you know, they sell all sorts of different pillows.
01:13And I've tried like three of them where they're just like designed for your head and neck.
01:18And like the next step would be to get some kind of crazy body pillow.
01:23I'm going to give it to you because I tried it twice and I couldn't.
01:25I felt like it was I was trapped in it.
01:28Yeah.
01:28You're going to gift him a pillow?
01:30Yeah, I'm going to use a pillow that you, what have you and Amber done on this pillow?
01:33Stop.
01:34I didn't have like my head on it or anything.
01:36It was like you put your arm.
01:37I bet it wasn't your head.
01:38You want it?
01:39I'll bring it in.
01:40No, I don't.
01:41Stop.
01:41I'm going to have to get rid of it.
01:42I don't want your pillow.
01:43Come on.
01:44I don't want your pillow.
01:46No, it was like you put a lot of money.
01:48I don't want it.
01:49Come on.
01:50Don't be that way.
01:51No, I don't want it.
01:52It can help your shoulders.
01:53Is it weird for me to be this way?
01:55Yes.
01:56Please?
01:56I mean, it's gently used.
01:57Is it weird for me to not want his pillow?
01:58I've only used it twice.
02:00You guys, not either of you, you've got to keep your pillow and then you've got to not take the pillow.
02:05Yeah, you keep your pillow.
02:07No, I'm just going to have to donate it or something.
02:09That's fine.
02:10Do that.
02:10It was a lot of money.
02:11I know.
02:11Just try it out.
02:12See if you like it.
02:13Then buy your own.
02:14No, but I think what they have is like, to me, they have these pillows that are like your whole body length.
02:19That's what this is.
02:19Is it really?
02:20Is it like a C?
02:21It's massive.
02:21That's why you can't just shove it under a bed.
02:23It's huge.
02:25I don't want it.
02:26Can you imagine?
02:26Yeah, but what am I going to do?
02:28Carry it out of here?
02:29I'll help you carry it in your car.
02:30I'll trade it in the parking lot.
02:32No one will know.
02:32In the parking lot.
02:33It's like a drug deal.
02:34What is happening with Dave and Chuck in the parking lot?
02:37Dave's giving Chuck his pillow.
02:40His used pillow.
02:41He's insisting.
02:41He's like throwing it in the pillow.
02:43I guess I have to take it.
02:44Chuck, for God's sake, don't take my pillow.
02:46Chuck keeps saying no, but Dave keeps giving it.
02:48I'm just going to get here one day and go outside and there's going to be a pillow like on my cheek.
02:55Well, don't be a weirdo.
02:56What's the big deal?
02:57Don't be a weirdo.
02:59Take my used pillow.
03:01You're making it weird.
03:03I'm telling you right now, I'm already weirded out just by the pillow design.
03:10And I feel like if I had.
03:11Let me see it.
03:11I don't need to envision this.
03:12Oh, God, I forget what it even is.
03:14But like if I had a pillow that was like a C, letter C, that like wrapped around my body and around my shoulder and around like my groin.
03:22It's as long as Dave is tall.
03:23Yeah, like.
03:24Like that?
03:25Oh, this is it.
03:26This is it right here.
03:27This is it.
03:28This is it.
03:29Oh, OK, so that's that one with like the arms.
03:33This listener swore it helped him when I was having that real bad arm and shoulder pain.
03:37Yeah.
03:37I don't like how that man's laying on it.
03:39No, I don't either.
03:40Imagine that was me.
03:41He's so happy.
03:43He just wants to chat.
03:44Man, I don't know.
03:45You wrap your leg around it?
03:47I feel like to me that just looks like I'm mounting it and banging it every night.
03:52That's what it looks like to me here.
03:55I'm just mounting and banging this pillow.
03:57I'll just I'll put it in a black garbage bag.
03:59No one will know.
04:00No one is.
04:02I mean, it's it is.
04:03I mean, I can understand that it's it's it's almost too much money to just do nothing with.
04:10I know.
04:11That's why I feel so bad.
04:12It's literally sitting in my attic right now.
04:14I hate when that happens.
04:16Like it's.
04:16But I feel like you should give it a whirl before you make the investment.
04:19Dave's going to bring it to you in a black garbage bag.
04:21It's going to look like he's giving you a dead body.
04:23Oh, it's exactly.
04:23It's huge.
04:24And there's two pieces, right?
04:25Kick my door in.
04:26A couple of guys shearing pillows.
04:28What is weird about that?
04:29I just think the exchange is where it'll get weird.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Can I be honest?
04:33I don't want to be around for it because I think I'd die.
04:36I will say this right now.
04:38I want Chuck to have like second thoughts about it at the end of the exchange too.
04:42Like where he's like, no, no, no.
04:42I can't do it.
04:43Never mind.
04:44Just keep it.
04:45Dave's like, take the pillow.
04:49No.
04:49If I brought it all the way here and he wouldn't take it, I'd be pissed.
04:53Listen, I hate to burst the bubble here, but I believe that this pillow is designed for
05:00someone who sleeps on their side.
05:03And I do not sleep on my side.
05:06I sleep right on my chest.
05:08So this would have me sleeping on an angle like some kind of like seal.
05:12All I'm saying is no pressure.
05:13It's here if you want it.
05:14If you want to try it out.
05:15I'm so excited to get rid of this thing.
05:16Oh, it's huge.
05:18You can imagine how much room it's taken up.
05:20I got another bed in my attic.
05:21I got to get it out.
05:23I'll bring it.
05:24I'll bring it tomorrow.
05:25I will load it right in my trunk.
05:26I mean, honestly, I feel like you would give it to me and then I would just throw it out
05:31the next day.
05:33Well, because I just don't, I don't, well, I'm not going to go on an international search
05:39lease to try and give a twice used pillow to someone else.
05:45Like once I use it, that's a twice used.
05:49You can't be like, yeah, like two households have used it.
05:52Two men have used this.
05:53Only two men have used this.
05:55Two men.
05:56Generally used by two men.
05:58Two men who don't live together have used this.
06:01That's weird.
06:02It's so weird.
06:03You don't have to say that.
06:05Don't put that in there.
06:07It's only been slept on by two men.
06:09In separate beds.
06:12Go to the police station to do the exchange.
06:15I just don't want to get ripped off, Lee.
06:17This is a medical grade pillow.
06:20The police station.
06:20The cops are like, look at this.
06:24Hi, officer.
06:25I'm here to sell my pillow.
06:27You're selling a pillow.
06:28Nothing weird.
06:29I've used it only a few times.
06:31It just doesn't do it for you.
06:33It's been in my attic.
06:35Amber's got to get some stuff in there.
06:37I got to move.
06:38It is.
06:38It's got to move.
06:40Anyways, check out our website, two men, one pillow dot com.
06:44Yeah.
06:45You got my money.
06:46Yeah.
06:48Anywho.
06:48I don't know.
06:49Like, honestly, like if I thought that it would really work for me, I'd take it in a second,
06:53I guess.
06:54But it could be the solution to your problem that you're just too homophobic to accept.
07:01That's an outlandish plan.
07:08What else is stopping you?
07:10I think it's to you using it.
07:12Hold on.
07:12If Lisa said, I've got a pillow I've used twice, you would be weird.
07:15It's just because it's a used pillow.
07:17It'd be like, it's...
07:18It's a used pillow.
07:19You don't give anyone...
07:20I don't think anyone gives anyone else their used pillows.
07:25No.
07:25Yeah.
07:26I mean, I do understand that if you sleep over at someone's...
07:28If you sleep over at someone's house or whatever, you do use pillows as their pillow.
07:33Right.
07:34It's not that crazy.
07:35I mean, it's not that crazy.
07:36We have shared pillows with a lot of people at hotels.
07:38Right.
07:38Of course.
07:39So, like, there's a lot of pillow sharing.
07:40Think of all the cement and juice-filled pillows you've slept on.
07:44So this would just be another one of those.
07:45Well, sure.
07:46He prefers it to be juices of strangers, not people he knows.
07:49Not Dave's juices.
07:50Anyway.
07:52Coming up.
07:53I don't know.
07:53Maybe I'll take it.
07:54All right.
07:54Oh.
07:55Oh.
07:56You got rid of it.
07:57We've got to see.
07:58We've got to see.
07:59Oh.
