00:00if you miss curling up next to someone in bed and holding hands all night long
00:10well i'm not going to say this is the next best thing but i guess it's a thing
00:14a woman named madeline robertson was just granted a patent for a pillow
00:19that has a built-in hand you can hold that's what i want that's the saddest thing it's so sad
00:24i don't think it is i don't think it is you don't think it's sad no the robot hand is i think the
00:32robot hand is worse she says the hand will be made of a different material in the pillow so it'll feel
00:37different when you lock fingers with it nothing's real anymore you guys but she's got here's a patent
00:43the patent that she everything's virtual and fake she's the only one who can make them she's got the
00:50patent no word when they'll be available though okay you know what i you know what i would want
00:56i think what i'd want what would you want i'd want like a well that but um i think i'd need an arm i'd
01:04need a whole arm to throw over top of me so i would want to be laying down and then have the pillow
01:11behind me with its fake arm like i could sort of shove over so it's like over me like someone cares
01:18yeah i think they make a pillow that hugs you i think we talked about it years ago
01:22i think we did yeah that's exactly what i mean look at that man there's a black man boyfriend
01:28no that's a black no that's a piece of bread yes that's a bread pillow
01:35this though is supposed to represent that's what i need right there the torso of a black man yeah this
01:42is what i need uh go for the darkest please yeah you can go tan brown or black
01:47yes only gets two stars i love how happy the piece of bread made lisa
01:51it's so funny i've never seen a bread pillow before
01:53is that a piece of bread
01:54yeah it's a it's a butter toast bread food pillow
02:00yeah look at lisa can you imagine lisa hugging a baguette
02:03listen
02:04it's not every night before bed she's holding this this is the great bread let's see
02:10this is the great thing about lisa okay so like it could be christmas day there could be a gigantic
02:15box on the ground and she has no idea what's inside of it and she opens it and it's this bread
02:24thing and her day her whole christmas is made she got a bread
02:29it's a french bread
02:30it's so silly
02:31it's so silly
02:32it was a santa claus
02:34yep
02:34that is weird
02:35look at beautiful
02:36people like it there's good stars on there
02:39it looks like it's really soft
02:40it looks incredibly soft
02:42she really had one of those ones
02:43now i've seen everything
02:44yep
02:45a piece of bread
02:47is that bread
02:48is that a piece of bread
02:51wait a second
02:53stop now dave
02:54not what you're talking about
02:56shut up dave
02:57let's get to the real story
03:01there's a french bread pillow
03:02has anyone seen that before
03:05i have not
03:05it's awesome
03:06i also haven't searched it out
03:08she's like everybody shut up
03:10there is a piece of bread pillow
03:12i love this bread
03:16i'm a foodie
03:17through and through
03:18when i saw this bread pillow
03:19i instantly knew i had to buy it
03:20it's very soft
03:20the only complaint i have
03:21is that it makes me hungry
03:22it would make me hungry
03:23i love the bread
03:25i bought this bread pillow
03:27for my boyfriend
03:27because his old body pillow
03:28was gross
03:29he completely loved it
03:30the only problem was
03:31it didn't have a large amount
03:32of stuffing to make it stiff
03:33if you like it squishy
03:35then you're good
03:36if you like squishy bread
03:37this one
03:37breadtastic
03:38quite honestly
03:40the best purchase i've made
03:41i can see why some people
03:42would add fluff to it
03:43but i love it as it is
03:44it's huge realistic
03:46and oh so soft
03:47buy this
03:47don't wait
03:48just do it
03:49it says it has an easy zipper
03:50for adding and removing fluff
03:52so you could jam it full
03:54there's some that are huge though
03:56that lady has a gigantic
03:58yeah like a full body
03:59full body bread
04:01big piece of loaf of bread
04:03at least she even did the
04:04like what like she had one
04:05and was hugging it
04:06yeah at one point
04:08just imagining it
04:09like yeah it would work
04:10oh you can get bread slippers
04:12to go with at least
04:13i'm gonna get you all
04:15breaded up
04:15a tortilli sheet
04:17you can get a tortilla blanket
04:18it would make you hungry
04:20and custom bread shoes
04:21it's like i gained all this weight
04:23i don't know what happened
04:24but i guess it must be
04:25my bread pillow
04:26and my tortilla blanket
04:28all you're thinking about
04:33is tacos
04:33i don't know how i'd feel
04:35if my partner came in
04:37with a bread pillow
04:37yeah it'd be weird
04:38you know
04:38like you're hugging
04:39a bread pillow
04:40yeah it's odd
04:41i love bread
04:42but i don't know
04:43you'd think cuckoo
04:44yeah you would
04:44for sure
04:45you'd think for sure
04:46it's expensive
04:46for me for what it is
04:48yeah
04:48it's 37 bucks
04:49for a giant pillow
04:50it's the size of that
04:51Asian lady
04:52it's a bread pillow
04:54it's huge
04:55it's like a body pillow
04:57though chuck
04:57i think it comes
04:58with a little one too
04:59oh it comes with two
05:01you think
05:01no i think it's just one
05:02oh
05:03you can order
05:03there's probably
05:04different sizes
05:05oh
05:06that lady was holding
05:07one
05:07yeah
05:08she's probably married
05:09to the Asian inventor
05:09yeah
05:10she's got all the bread pillows
05:12she can handle
05:12i just never thought
05:14i'd see the day
05:14no
05:15me either
05:16oh there you go
05:17you're looking for a gift idea
05:18for lisa
05:19lisa's family
05:19now you know
05:20french bread pillow
05:21is the way to go
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