- 1 year ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak were looking at pictures of a real estate listing that was sent by a listener with some bizarre features, including urinals in the kitchen. Needing more information, they called the listing agent to find out what was going on with the place.
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00:00We got this real estate listing sent to us from a listener from a house in Ferndale,
00:09Michigan.
00:10It's one of those strange things that's unexplainable.
00:14Maybe you guys can figure out why they would do this in this house.
00:18Okay.
00:18Because I can't.
00:19I'm going to show you a couple of pictures here, see if you spot anything out of the
00:23ordinary.
00:24It's on the market for $165,000.
00:27Looks like they've done some upgrades inside.
00:29There's a raised platform here.
00:31I'm not sure.
00:32Karaoke.
00:33Karaoke?
00:34You think that's for karaoke?
00:35It's odd.
00:36I don't know.
00:37It's weird.
00:37It's weird.
00:38Maybe they just raised their entertainment center or something because there's a plug on either
00:42side.
00:43This is where it takes a turn.
00:46Holy cow.
00:47There's two urinals in the kitchen.
00:49Yeah, but one has got a place for you to stand.
00:52One obviously meant for children to use.
00:55Oh, wait.
00:55Right?
00:56Wouldn't that?
00:56That's generally why you put a step in front of a urinal.
00:59And these are those non-flush urinals?
01:01Yeah.
01:01They just, right?
01:02So it would smell like pure piss in this kitchen.
01:05This kitchen would smell like that.
01:07Is it in the kitchen?
01:08That's the kitchen, dude.
01:09Stop.
01:09Look.
01:10That's right there, right?
01:11There's the doggy door.
01:12Yeah, that's the other side.
01:13You can see.
01:13No, you can't do this this way.
01:15You can see just a bar or whatever, and they put a urinal, two urinals.
01:19Two urinals in the middle of the kitchen.
01:21Does it say in the description anything about it?
01:23I didn't notice anything.
01:25All I can think is that it's like some kind of joke.
01:28That's all that I...
01:28Bro's or something, and they're like, ugh.
01:33But it's a big step.
01:35Like, that's still...
01:35That's not the bath that they're...
01:37Oh, no.
01:38There's the bathroom.
01:38That's the bathroom.
01:39That's the ugliest bathroom.
01:40It is ugly.
01:41It's red and black, and I don't like black toilets.
01:44You can't see anything.
01:45What's that?
01:45Look at that thing.
01:46Is that another beer tap?
01:47Is that a beer tap in the bathroom?
01:49No.
01:50What?
01:50Did you see something?
01:51Oh, this wallpaper.
01:52I didn't even notice that wallpaper.
01:54Lisa's like, oh, no.
01:55How'd you miss it?
01:56I did not notice it.
01:57This is like a man's...
01:59Like a man lair.
02:01And I wonder if it's...
02:02I'm thinking it's just...
02:05It's a...
02:06It's a joke.
02:07Someone said...
02:07There's a rumor it was a gay private club.
02:10I could see that.
02:11I really could, too.
02:13I could see something going on.
02:14Can you see the reflections of the shower in the mirror right there?
02:19How there's like stuff to hang from the ceiling?
02:22Well, there is a weird like bar in the middle of the shower ceiling.
02:25Definitely that kind of place.
02:26There's like something going on.
02:29But what's the keg for the tap above the toilet?
02:32That looks like a water spout, right?
02:34It's not so good people can drink what's being made.
02:36I don't...
02:37That I don't know.
02:39Is that a piss tap?
02:41I don't believe so.
02:42I don't think so.
02:44I think it's...
02:45I think it's to rinse.
02:46You pee into there?
02:47It comes out of there?
02:48My God, I wouldn't even think of something like that, Dave.
02:52Well, I'm trying to figure out what weird stuff goes on here.
02:54I know.
02:55I didn't even...
02:56Oh, man.
02:56Like you're actually peeing down into some form of tap.
03:01We need to speak with this realtor.
03:03We do.
03:04The selling agent.
03:05What's up with this place?
03:06That stage, that would explain that if it was some sort of club.
03:10Yeah, because I think it's like a...
03:11That meets go-go dancers?
03:11No, I think it'd be like a...
03:14Or just performing.
03:16That's true.
03:16They could throw a bet on there.
03:17Performance art.
03:19There's a yogur dispenser in the shower.
03:22Or Jaeger, however you guys say it.
03:23Yeah.
03:24So that's what that thing is over the toilet.
03:26So that...
03:27A Jaeger dispenser?
03:29What?
03:29Oh, so that's what that is.
03:30That's over the toilet?
03:31So you can get a shot of...
03:33It's so weird.
03:35Oh, man.
03:36This place.
03:37No, there's the Jaeger dispenser right there.
03:39Oh, no, there it is.
03:40There it is.
03:40It's literally in the shower.
03:42It is a bottle.
03:43There's a Jaeger dispenser in the shower.
03:46This is like...
03:48I don't know.
03:49Should we try this real estate agent?
03:51I know it's early.
03:51Oh, man.
03:52I just don't think they're going to be awake.
03:53Well, let's see.
03:54Let's give it a whirl here.
03:55Definitely getting a lot of attention since it made it to Zillow Gone Wild.
03:58Did it make it to Zillow Gone Wild?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Oh, is it?
04:02I don't know if that's a link I got or not, but I don't pay attention to anything.
04:06Let's see here.
04:06Let's see if we can wake up a real estate agent.
04:10This probably won't work, but...
04:12Oh, it's ringing.
04:13I'll turn it off if it goes to voicemail.
04:17Hello?
04:18Hi, is this Heidi?
04:20Yes.
04:21Heidi, you're on with Dave and Chuck the Freak on WRIF Radio.
04:24How are you?
04:25Oh, I'm good.
04:26Heidi, do you have the listing in Ferndale with the urinals in the kitchen?
04:32I do.
04:33Yes, I do.
04:33Heidi, can we talk a bit about that for a second?
04:36Because we have been looking at...
04:37We shared your link.
04:38We hate to wake you up, by the way.
04:39Yeah, whatever.
04:40We gave you a big plug on social media.
04:42Oh, yeah.
04:43We've been talking about it now for quite some time.
04:46But, Heidi, so here's our options of what we believe this was and see if we get it right.
04:50It was a gay sex dungeon, or it was a frat house, or it was like an older man's man cave.
04:58It was a fun, fun man cave house, yeah.
05:03A man cave house.
05:04So...
05:04That's what I would say.
05:05Okay.
05:06So these are working urinals that are legitimately, I'd say, four feet away from the kitchen sink.
05:14All of this is true.
05:16Yeah, yeah, it's true.
05:17Heidi, but they're no flush urinals, which to me means the kitchen smells like piss.
05:24It's actually surprisingly very clean in there.
05:27Okay, all right.
05:28Yeah.
05:28Well, it has to.
05:29You'd have to keep on it.
05:30It's got to be a tough sell.
05:31You'd have to keep on it.
05:33You couldn't take care of a bathroom like I take care of a bathroom.
05:35I am loving your positive real estate spin on this.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:37I told you.
05:38I love it.
05:38I told you.
05:38But that's your job, and I get it.
05:40You're doing great.
05:40Of course.
05:41It's worth it.
05:41Okay, so there's two urinals in the kitchen, and is that a functioning beer tap?
05:47Yes.
05:48Okay, you can hook a keg under there and tap into your own keg.
05:52There's also one in the bathroom as well.
05:54Okay, so is that a beer?
05:57That's a beer tap in the bathroom.
06:01Well, there's a beer tap above the toilet, and then there's also a Jaeger dispenser in
06:04the shower, so there's like multiple options.
06:07Okay.
06:07What are we seeing in the shower under the showerhead?
06:13Is that a window to look into the kitchen or?
06:17No, that's for glass so that you can have a TV in there because his thought was you never
06:22want to miss a play if you have to, you know, I don't know.
06:25Okay, so this is it.
06:27It's just a man who has taken the man cave thing to the extreme.
06:31Too far.
06:32I mean, there's a tiger room.
06:34There's a room.
06:35With tiger wallpaper.
06:36With full on.
06:37No, it's not.
06:38It's actually not wallpaper.
06:39It is a painted.
06:40It is hand painted.
06:41Oh, my God.
06:42It really is.
06:43It's actually lovely.
06:44It's actually lovely.
06:44Lovely.
06:46Okay.
06:47It's lovely.
06:48The platform in the living room is for go-go dancers?
06:53No, that was so that you could have stadium seating, so you could have two rows of couches
06:57for watching sports games.
06:59Okay, so that's like a theater.
07:01You have like some elevated.
07:03There is something to hang from the ceiling as well, I believe, in the shower.
07:09There's like a, it looks like a tower rack, but hanging from the ceiling.
07:14We're calling it a safety bar.
07:16Okay.
07:16You're calling it a safety bar.
07:18Yes, it is.
07:20You're going to be very safe in there while you're doing your things.
07:22We call it an analingus bar, but you call it what you like.
07:26Yeah.
07:26You call it what you like.
07:27Heidi, who's the target here?
07:29Are you hoping to find like another single older guy who wants a frat-like man house?
07:35Or, I mean, who do you think you'll get in here?
07:38Well, I think there's a lot of options.
07:40It would be a great, it could be a great short-term rental, so it could be an investor.
07:44It could be somebody that wants to keep it just as is.
07:48Or at 900 square feet, if you wanted to change some of that stuff, it wouldn't actually be
07:52that expensive to change it, and then you just make them do a normal house for anybody.
07:57Like, if I wanted to take piss-smelling urinals out of my kitchen, it wouldn't be that big
08:01of a deal.
08:02It wouldn't be that crazy.
08:03It does seem like it has a lot of, like...
08:06It's a great location.
08:07It's an excellent location.
08:09Yeah, it is.
08:10The location's killer.
08:11The location is a great idea.
08:12The urinals just throw it right out of whack.
08:15Yeah, you just pull those right out, and you're good.
08:18It's done.
08:18It's well-crafted.
08:19Good tile work.
08:21Yes, it is.
08:22It is.
08:22And you're amazing.
08:23I know.
08:23Listen, you're a good sport.
08:24Thank you so much for shedding some light on this for us.
08:26Thanks for joining us.
08:26Absolutely.
08:27Well, thanks for plugging it.
08:28I appreciate it.
08:29Yeah, no problem.
08:30No problem.
08:31We'll bring out all the weirdos.
08:32You wait.
08:32You wait and see.
08:33You wait and see.
08:35Who's going to come check this out?
08:36It's definitely now going to be a gay sex dungeon.
08:38Yeah, is this the pee house?
08:41I want to check out the pee house.
08:43All right, Heidi.
08:44Have a good day.
08:45See ya.
08:46Bye.
08:47I heard the tap was urine.
08:50No, that was just Dave's idea.
08:51Heidi's like a Jedi of realty.
08:53She's so good.
08:54She's a spin doctor.
08:55Good tile work.
08:56Oh.
08:58Stadium seating.
09:01Tan painted.
09:02Yeah.
09:04She was everything we brought up.
09:07We call that safety or something.
09:10Safety bar.
09:11Safety bar.
09:12Safety bar.
09:13Safety bar.
09:13That's great.
09:14She had something for everything.
09:15She's incredible.
09:16She's about to be busy today.
09:18Oh, I feel like she will be.
09:21She will be.
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