Peep Show: We Always Judge a Book by its Cover

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the 'Mugshots of the Day' and like they always do, judge these books by their covers.

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00:00White Trash Alert

00:06Either this guy, Donald Kirkland, isn't too bright

00:14Or he's just got some hellaciously big balls

00:19Oh yeah?

00:21In Knoxville, Tennessee, officers were called to a Walmart store

00:25Reportedly, Kirkland had stolen three televisions from the Walmart

00:33Okay

00:34And thought it would be a great idea to then try and sell them in the Walmart parking lot

00:41Oh wow, wow, that's not far enough away

00:44Get your TVs here, get your TVs here

00:46Fresh new Walmart TVs

00:48He was selling them or trying to in the parking lot of the Walmart

00:55Yes

00:56The exact store that he had allegedly just stolen them from

00:59Ah

01:00Yeah, the Walmart parking lot is a very lawless place

01:05It's like the Old West

01:07It is

01:07I didn't realize though that like trades and sales were happening there

01:12Oh yeah

01:13I never thought you could buy stolen goods, but I'll keep my eyes open now

01:17Hey, don't waste your time going in there

01:19Just get your TV right here

01:21How much do you want for that TV?

01:23Hell of a rollback price

01:25Yep

01:26His mugshot

01:28Did we put it up?

01:30It's up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

01:31Oh wow

01:32How does that guy escape with three TVs?

01:35Like, and not have everyone watching it

01:37You think every camera in the Walmart would be on him

01:40Be like, who cares about anyone else?

01:43The guy with the dollar sign in between his eyes

01:45He just blends in

01:46Well, maybe you're right

01:48Tennessee Walmart, Lisa

01:49Maybe you're right

01:50There we go

01:51They're like, we got another one

01:52Oh my god

01:53We can't watch them all

01:54We only have 17 cameras

01:56We can't

01:56There's too many of these guys

01:58That's it, Lisa

01:58I think you're on to something

01:59Yeah

02:00Could be

02:00I've been to a Tennessee Walmart

02:01And you're probably right

02:03Get a good deal on electronics from that guy, though

02:05I know

02:06Oh yeah

02:07I would just be like, he's gonna

02:09Hell of a deal

02:10I would be honest

02:11I would be on the service, too

02:11He helps you load it in his car

02:12Oh yeah, that is nice

02:13His haircut doesn't make a lot of sense to me

02:17Because I believe he has shaved

02:18The first two inches

02:20Or one inch

02:21Oh, you're right

02:22Of the front of his head

02:23It's like he shaved here

02:25And then let it grow long

02:27Back from there

02:27And then it's long

02:27He changed his mind

02:28Yeah, like he was like

02:30Oh, I can't do it

02:30Oh, hold up, hold up

02:31Hey, I can't get rid of the mullet

02:33No, that's just the latest look from Meth Cuts

02:35Yeah, Meth Cuts

02:36Super Meth Cuts

02:37That's the hottest trend right now

02:37His bangs

02:38He was always burning his bangs

02:39He has shaved his bangs area down to like

02:43Right down to his head

02:44But then he has luxurious long

02:47Red Hot Chili Peppers hair

02:50Give it a wig

02:51Give it a wig

02:52Give it a wig

02:52He's got a music note tattooed

02:54Right underneath his lip, too

02:55Oh, yeah

02:56Oh, man

02:56And that's a dollar sign there

02:58Yes, that's to me

02:59That I was like

03:00Ooh, you gotta

03:01You love

03:03That's the way to get money right there

03:04And a couple of three teardrops

03:06Money comes to you

03:08When you put a dollar sign

03:09Between your eyes

03:10Everyone knows that

03:10I know what I'm doing today

03:12All right, so they do always tell you

03:17Not to judge a book by its cover

03:18And we're doing that here with this guy

03:19But we're going to do it one more time

03:21Are we?

03:22We do it all the time

03:22That's what we do

03:23That is what we do

03:24Here at Dave and Jack the Freak

03:25We always judge a book by its cover

03:27But the next one

03:29Come on

03:30This is in Port Charlotte, Florida

03:31Okay

03:32If I'm looking for a guy

03:33To come clean up some junk

03:35And take some trash away

03:37Okay

03:37And the guy does a horrible job

03:40Should I not be responsible

03:44If I've hired this guy

03:46Who has our mugshot of the day

03:49Up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

03:51Okay

03:52You ready for this guy?

03:53Yes, I am

03:54You've hired him

03:55And then you're going to complain

03:55That he didn't do it right?

03:57Come on

03:58Come on

03:59You get what you pay for, right?

04:03Look at that serial killer fella

04:05Yeah, like that's even more crazy than

04:08That's, what would you say?

04:09Like five times more crazy

04:11Than the Walmart guy?

04:12Than the Walmart guy

04:13Well, I feel like we have like three rejects

04:14From the Red Hot Chili Peppers

04:15So the first guy would be Anthony Kiedis

04:17And this guy could be Flea

04:18Yes, I agree

04:19Everybody in the last two stories

04:21Looks like bad guys from RoboCop 2

04:23That's what it is

04:25It's like what we thought

04:25Everyone would look like in the future

04:27Who was up to no good

04:28They're just ahead of the game, I guess

04:29He has a tattoo of like ketchup dripping out

04:32Or blood dripping out of his mouth

04:34It's probably blood, I would hope

04:35Not ketchup

04:36I think it was ketchup

04:36Lightning bolts

04:39Yeah, I can't

04:42It's hard to tell what

04:44It does look like some of them are veins

04:46Yeah, he's highlighted

04:47It's a little blurry

04:48Looks like he's trying to go for like the clown face

04:51On one eye

04:52Like when they have the diamonds

04:53Yeah

04:53Over their eye

04:54And he's got like

04:55What I believe if he let his hair grow

04:57It would be curly

04:57He's got like a curly mohawk

04:59Yeah, he does

05:00He would have incredibly curly hair

05:02It looks like

05:03But so you hire this guy

05:06To take away all your junk and trash

05:09And then he just dumps it on the side of the road

05:12Yes

05:13You can't complain

05:14You hired this killer man

05:16Well, and I would not complain to him

05:18I would be like

05:19Great job

05:19Thanks, buddy

05:20You know what?

05:21It's better you moved it out there

05:23I'll get the next guy to pick it up

05:26See you later

05:26Yep, no, just keep the money

05:28Yep, keep the 20

05:29This Florida man arrested

05:31After he dumped a trailer full of trash

05:33Onto a Port Charlotte road

05:34Charlotte County Sheriff's deputies

05:36Responded to Twinning Avenue

05:38After a large amount of trash

05:39Was found dumped on the roadway

05:40After going through the items

05:42Deputies discovered a shipping label

05:43With the name of a man

05:45Who had passed away

05:46In October of last year

05:48The address on the shipping label

05:50Belonged to a property

05:51That was just sold

05:52During the investigation

05:53It was revealed

05:54The owner hired this guy

05:57From a Facebook classified ad

05:59There you go

06:00That's what

06:00This was my point

06:01So you hire

06:02This is how things are done

06:04You hire someone

06:05You don't know what they look like

06:07Half the time

06:08A classified ad

06:09Like off of Facebook or whatever

06:10And then you say

06:11Okay

06:12And this guy's like

06:12Yes, I will do it

06:13For this amount of money

06:14And they show up

06:15And this guy shows up

06:16And you say

06:16What do you say at that point?

06:18What if this guy showed up, Dave

06:19And wanted to do work for you?

06:21I mean, what do you

06:22You say no?

06:23So you let him go

06:23You let him do it?

06:25I mean, it's scary either way

06:27Oh, well, I wouldn't let

06:28Okay, I will say this

06:29If it's in my house, no

06:31So how do you

06:32You say

06:33I'm so sorry

06:35Here's the deal

06:36We changed our mind

06:37We're actually gonna sell the place

06:39So we don't need the work done

06:40And here's a couple hundred bucks

06:42For your trouble

06:42You better come up with something

06:42On the flight

06:43So you're gonna pay him anyway?

06:44I would say like

06:45What?

06:45So you're not murdered?

06:47I must have been hacked

06:48That's a good trade

06:49A couple hundred bucks

06:50And no murder?

06:51Yeah

06:52That's good thinking

06:52You're paying more than what he was gonna make

06:54To dump the trash

06:55Yes!

06:56Barb, I don't know if this guy from Satan's Junk Hauling

06:58Is the most reputable guy

07:00How you doing?

07:01I know you've been getting on a Facebook

07:04Trying to find deals in that

07:05But I'm pretty sure he's gonna take that junk

07:07And just dump it on the road

07:09Your wife hired me

07:10Oh!

07:12Uh, Barb

07:12Did you go to Satan's Junk Hauling?

07:16I'm here to move some sticks around

07:21Alright, well

07:22Don't go illegally dumping

07:24I'm trusting ya

07:25I don't know what you do

07:28Like honestly

07:28I would be like

07:29Oh man

07:30Yeah, how would you handle it, Chuck?

07:32You'd have to

07:32I said it

07:33I said it

07:34I must have been hacked

07:36I don't even need anything done

07:38Oh no, you're dead

07:39Oh, I'll hack you up with this

07:42Into pieces

07:42Luckily, I have my machete

07:44I like that

07:45Like you're crying blood

07:46What is that?

07:47That's such an interesting look you got

07:49Best part is

07:51Lots of stuff

07:52Fuck

07:52You're all straight

07:53Looks like you're powder

07:54Something

07:55原ります

07:55I love you

07:56I fear

07:57You're weak

07:57You're burning

07:58I support you

07:58I never attempt at this

07:59because it must go

07:59Like you're desperate

08:00I don't know

08:01I don't know

08:01I love you

08:02I don't know

08:03I don't know

08:03What is that

08:04I love you

08:05I don't know

08:06What's that

08:06What I физ

08:08I want you

08:09I love you

08:10I love you

08:11I love you

08:14I love you

08:16I love you

08:17I love you

08:18I love you

08:19I love you

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