Dating Deal Breakers

Beasley Digital

9 months ago

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00:00Now back to Amy and Sean.

00:021027 VGS.

00:04You know, I think we have to put ourselves in the mental capacity of being single at this moment.

00:11We haven't been in a long time.

00:13How long have you been with Patrick now?

00:15Almost 17 years.

00:1717 years. Wow. Congratulations.

00:19Thanks.

00:2012 here. 12. Knowner for half my life.

00:23Yeah.

00:23But let's just for a moment, because I saw this come up.

00:26There's a survey that was done with NFL fans.

00:29That showed that, and I'm wearing my Patriots gear today.

00:32I was deeply offended.

00:3317% of people will not date a New England Patriots fan.

00:38What?

00:39Well, you know what?

00:41I will say, I actually, I was thinking to myself, what would be a deal breaker?

00:46I could never date a Cowboys fan.

00:49And you can literally attack me on the text line.

00:52I don't care. That's what you do.

00:54You attack people.

00:55I couldn't do it.

00:56There's just no way.

00:59Maybe you just take weekends off.

01:02Or maybe you wouldn't date them until mid-December, because that's when they're no longer used to.

01:09They run their mouth off.

01:10Yeah, this is true.

01:11But they still run it all year long.

01:13They're still living in the 90s.

01:14It's pathetic.

01:15Oh, my gosh.

01:15Yeah, that's a good one.

01:17You know, I'm, but the funny thing about that is I met Lawrence Taylor with my dad, who is one of the greatest New York Giants to ever play.

01:23LT.

01:23And he, I asked him, who do you hate more, the Cowboys or the Eagles?

01:30And he said the Eagles, without a doubt.

01:32And I'm like, interesting.

01:33Pretty, I mean, they're pretty obnoxious families.

01:36They are too.

01:37Anyone in the Northeast is pretty much obnoxious.

01:40Okay, that's a good deal breaker.

01:42The Raiders have mellowed out a bit since they moved to Vegas.

01:44Yeah, I think so, too.

01:45When they were in Oakland, like, you were in that parking lot.

01:46You're wearing any other jersey.

01:48Yeah.

01:48You're getting shanked.

01:49Yeah.

01:50Here, it's like, let's go to Mandalay.

01:52They're all classy now.

01:53I know.

01:54Because that's a nice place.

01:56They have to keep it nice.

01:57They do.

01:57Honestly, I think so.

01:59702-597-1027.

02:01We're talking about those dating, like, this is a non-starter for me if you do this.

02:08And you know, it's not a deal breaker anymore.

02:10It's like, she's a 10, but.

02:13She's a 10, but she smokes.

02:15Yeah.

02:15Sorry.

02:16Oh, deal breaker for you.

02:17Oh, my God.

02:18Yes.

02:19I think I've explained it.

02:21I used to have a big crush on Lindsay Lohan.

02:23Huge crush on her.

02:24And then you saw I smoke.

02:25My two biggest turnoffs are smoking and Paris Hilton.

02:28And in one photo, she was smoking with Paris Hilton.

02:32I'm like, banished.

02:32You know what, Lindsay?

02:34This is over.

02:35She's like, okay.

02:36You are done.

02:37This is done.

02:38Yeah.

02:39A lot of sports.

02:40Keith texted in and said, I won't date Ohio State fans.

02:44Okay.

02:45So, yeah.

02:45One of our.

02:46Well, he's not our boss.

02:47We have zero bosses.

02:48How do we know?

02:49Cat, though.

02:49So, Cat, or Cat Thomas, one of the guys here at the building.

02:53He is a big Ohio State fan.

02:55And he won't shut up about it.

02:56It's like, dude.

02:57Right.

02:58It's May.

02:58They haven't played a game in months.

03:00Yeah.

03:00Stop.

03:01Stop talking.

03:02Oh, H?

03:03You know, I got to say.

03:05I got to say one of the, and I, again, trying to go back to dating times.

03:11But I feel like I couldn't date anybody that's, that's messy because I'm the messy one.

03:17And together we would be disgusting.

03:18You don't want to date you.

03:20I would, I could never date me.

03:21I could never date me.

03:24For sure.

03:25Yeah.

03:25I probably wouldn't date me either.

03:27Yeah.

03:27The only room for one obnoxious person in this relationship.

03:30Yeah.

03:31Exactly.

03:32Man, I'm trying to think that there was, okay.

03:33So there was one girl that was dating and she had like no ability to just like do her

03:40own thing.

03:40Like she, she just lost her job.

03:42I'm like, Hey, come in, move in with me.

03:44You went to school for journalism.

03:45Go.

03:46She stayed at the house for six weeks.

03:47Didn't leave the house once.

03:49And then like was drinking.

03:51Oh yeah.

03:52Yeah.

03:53I'm like, no, that's not going to work.

03:55Gosh, what's another one?

03:57There is, I'm like, I'm going back.

03:59I'm going back into the Rolodex, like way back machine.

04:022009 was a good year.

04:03Um, they can't hold a conversation.

04:06Yeah.

04:07Like if we're apart, but the phone call is like total bubkis.

04:12No, can't do it.

04:13Yeah.

04:14I, um, I don't know.

04:16I, I think that the, the messy thing for sure with sports, it's, and maybe that's it too.

04:22Like maybe somebody who doesn't like football, like if you don't like football, come on,

04:26man, get your act together.

04:27That's kind of your thing.

04:28Yeah.

04:28Um, okay.

04:29How about this?

04:30It's so I, I pay for like pretty much every meal always.

04:34Uh, but if, if I go on three dates with you and you don't even do the fake reach for

04:38the purse, no, sorry.

04:41Yeah.

04:42I want to see you try.

04:44Just pretend.

04:45Pretend.

04:45Pretend you care.

04:46I'll even let you pay one out of 10.

04:48Yeah.

04:49Just show that you care.

04:50Right.

04:51If you feel, if I feel like I'm being taken advantage of, no way.

04:55Can't do it.

04:55Oh gosh.

04:57Man.

04:57Dating sucks.

04:58Yeah.

04:59Yes.

05:00I could not do the online dating thing.

05:03I was, I was OG online dating, but now like it's steroids now.

05:07I could never Tinder.

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