00:00My son is smitten right now because of something that happened at school yesterday.
00:04Now, let's back up really quickly.
00:06Now, this is your same sweet little baby that did not want to go to school.
00:11He had a song.
00:12He did not want to go to school.
00:13He hated kindergarten before he ever went.
00:16And I'm like, dude, you're going to love it.
00:18And now he believes me.
00:21He, my kid, is obsessed with space.
00:23He loves space.
00:24He can tell you everything about space.
00:27He knows.
00:28What's the largest star?
00:29Do you know what the largest star ever known is?
00:31Mm-mm.
00:32UY Skewtide.
00:33Did you know that?
00:34And he knows that.
00:35He knows it.
00:36It's bigger than Beetlejuice.
00:37You ever hear of Beetlejuice, the star?
00:38Because I didn't.
00:39Yeah.
00:40I wish Ellen was still on because he'd be one of those cute little kids that goes on and
00:43like teaches like things, you know?
00:45Yes.
00:45Oh, he's phenomenal.
00:47So my kid, what he does, I pick him up at school and he doesn't necessarily say what happened
00:52that day, but it starts to come out a little bit more and a little bit more as the day goes
00:56on.
00:56And so we come home yesterday and he is kind of like, he starts just to get a little bit
01:01excited and he reaches in his bag and he pulls something out.
01:04This, ladies and gentlemen, is my son, Colin.
01:07What is that in your hand?
01:08Tegan's paper that, Tegan's mommy just printed out for me and Tegan colored it for me.
01:17So who's Tegan?
01:18Tegan is actually the girls from my school.
01:23Oh, okay.
01:24I noticed that you smiled when you talked about Tegan.
01:27Tegan, pretty cool?
01:28Yeah.
01:29So she knows that you love space and the solar system so much.
01:32So she drew that herself and gave it to you.
01:36Yeah.
01:37She did.
01:38How does this make you feel?
01:40Good.
01:41Very special.
01:43Oh my God.
01:44I'm going to cry.
01:45Oh my God.
01:46Very special.
01:47Tegan figured out that Colin loves space.
01:51Tegan's mom printed out like an outline of the solar system and she colored it in.
01:55Oh my God.
01:56And on the back put her name.
01:59And this is a photo of him holding.
02:01I can't.
02:02Look at the smile on his face.
02:04I know.
02:04Andy's wearing an astronaut shirt.
02:07Jumping up and down, like beyond, beyond excited.
02:11Now.
02:11That is adorable.
02:12It continues.
02:13I will give her a gift.
02:16What kind of gift are you going to give her?
02:18I'm going to have a white paper.
02:20I'm going to draw to your.
02:21I will actually draw C-O-L-A-N on it.
02:27Oh yeah.
02:28Yeah.
02:28I'm going to do it.
02:30How does it feel that a girl is interested in like giving you a gift like that?
02:35Good.
02:36That's super special.
02:38It is very special.
02:38Now, do you think you'll get married?
02:41Uh, no.
02:42I think you got very serious there.
02:47Uh, no, not happening.
02:50True story.
02:51Jaden, when he was, uh, it was either last year or the year before and they were doing,
02:57uh, in health class to, uh, like, uh, how long are you going to live?
03:02Like, how do you live your life?
03:03Do you eat healthy?
03:04Do you play sports?
03:05Do you work out?
03:05Do you, uh, do you plan on drinking alcohol?
03:08Do you plan on smoking cigarettes?
03:09Do you plan on getting married?
03:10Do you plan on having kids?
03:12And Jaden said he answered all the things so perfectly, including not having kids and
03:17not getting married so he would live longer.
03:19And I was like, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
03:24And he's like, mom, you stress people out.
03:29Oh my gosh.
03:31We asked the question online about the first crushes.
03:34Do you remember your first crush?
03:35Yeah.
03:36His name was, um, his name was Andy Reich.
03:40Andy Reich.
03:41Sounds famous.
03:42And he had, he was wearing, um, a McDonald's hamburger, um, and French fry turtleneck t-shirt
03:50or like, shirt, swear.
03:51I'll never forget it.
03:53How old were you?
03:54We were in probably third, second, third grade.
03:56Gotcha.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I remember Jennifer, kindergarten class, man.
04:00Me and Anthony had a crush on Jennifer and we'd run around saying, she's mine.
04:04No, she's mine.
04:04That's how I remember my first crush.
04:06So seeing now, I'm 38, seeing my kid, like he's not saying it's not a crush, but then
04:12he's like really excited.
04:13Very cute.
04:14It is super cute.
04:15We, we end the, uh, we, we end Colin's crush story here.
04:18What will you draw her next after Earth?
04:20I'll draw her Jupiter.
04:24And then after Jupiter is come Pluto.
04:31I'm going to give her too much gifts.
04:34You're very cute.
04:35Say goodbye to everybody.
04:36Bye.
04:38Don't forget.
04:40I'm so excited.
04:41Oh my God.
04:43That is literally amazing.
04:46Smitten.
04:47I will never forget.
04:48So now her father's probably getting weapons.
04:53I'm, I'm making sure the insurance policy goes on.
04:56I know how this works.
04:57It's fine.
04:58Man.
04:59Oh man.
04:59Freaking adorable.
05:01Gosh.
05:02What do I, what do we do?
05:03Like, you know, like we're doing a birthday.
05:05We're doing a birthday party for Colin soon.
05:07Do we invite the whole class?
05:09I mean.
05:11What do you do?
05:12We just invited like our friends, kids.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:16It's too much.
05:17It's like 20 kids in the class and doing the headcount.
05:19Like we're going to have 80 people.
05:20I know.
05:21It's too much.
05:21And then the parents got to come and then feed everybody.
05:24Tegan gets an invite though.
05:25Yeah, she's coming.
05:26Tegan got it.
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