Bear Soap Opera

A bear is trying to win Susan Lucci's heart but she thinks he's a disgusting beast.

Transcript

00:00general hospital alum steve burton yeah he he has a real life uh soap opera thing going on his

00:09own life is better than general hospital he announced on instagram wednesday that his wife

00:13sheree gustin is pregnant with another man's child now that that sounds like right right it's out of

00:20a soap who's the father uh he wrote i wanted to clear something up sheree and i are separated

00:25she recently announced she's expecting her fourth child the child is not mine that's all he wrote

00:30uh they've been married since 1999 and they share three children but they aren't a strange

00:36who's the father of this child uh it's you it's not me who is it his name is john rambo

00:47i'm sorry for knocking up your woman and then they go on maury and john rambo he's got to be

00:57there i told you bitch rambo what do you want he starts running around

01:03in your face i want what they want paternity tests with maury all right so anyhow that was

01:15announced officially uh he is yeah he's and he he's got that uh soap star look and the wife has

01:23that soap star look and uh there you go man i was uh the other day just in the middle of the day i was

01:29home and flipping around and i came across i have no idea what soap opera was and it is just so funny

01:34to watch the dynamics it's been in soap operas forever of the older uh rich woman and the super

01:43younger hot guy boy toy right right right they still play that up like crazy like uh and uh who is

01:51who is the queen for the longest time was uh lucci yeah susan lucci oh yeah erica kane erica kane yeah

01:58all the guys were then then she um started to gravitate towards uh you know people more age

02:04appropriate but that stuff still exists on the view i remember she went years without winning

02:09an award it was an emmy did she ever win yeah she did she got more heat off of not winning

02:15yeah it was like 18 years straight nomination never won and then when she did win it was a big i mean

02:22that was her career like she had a full career on soap operas my favorite mechanism that every soap

02:27opera employs is the the revelation it's not it's not i'm not the father all right they go to the

02:34commercial they go to another story they go to two more stories they come back and they're still

02:38standing there looking at each other yeah are you gonna see anything steve used to play a clip

02:42we used to have of susan lucci was uh you get away from you disgusting disgusting beast yeah i have

02:48that but do you still have that yep yep because uh you disgusting disgusting beast yeah that was

02:55probably talking to whoever she was in love with it was out in the wilderness it was a bear yeah yeah

03:01that's her yelling at a bear we saw it and we're like you disgusting disgusting beast we just thought

03:07it was so stupid she's still alive right oh my god i've plucked it out of the river with you in mind

03:16i know we're not the same species and i know this is gonna be tough but if you would be my wife

03:23you make me the happiest bear in this cave

03:26and she wasn't having it man she was she thought it was disgusting so it's a sad moment for the bear

03:34she had that power though he's alive right yeah i believe so her husband just recently passed away

03:40though yeah the bear okay the bear the bear i want to tell you something i've always loved you

03:46that's him on the deathbed from the first moment i left my spore at the foot of your bed

03:51my spore

03:55enough spore references

03:57you may not do this do you understand me you may not come near me i am erica cave

04:09and you are a filthy beast

04:16you