00:00Yo mama's so ugly that your father has to take her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
00:09The yo mama joke story here, which has led to an arrest for battery, is a guy here in Pinellas County, or Pinellas County, Clearwater dude was arrested, got into a fight over a yo mama joke, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.
00:30Yeah, Malachi, Malachi, it's like children of the corn.
00:35Your mama named him Malachi.
00:37Jebediah.
00:38Who named you Malachi?
00:40My mama.
00:41Your mama.
00:42Your mom.
00:43Your mom.
00:44Malachi Emanuel Romney.
00:47Any relation to Mitt?
00:48Yes.
00:49Oh, I'm looking at his mugshot, I don't think so.
00:5138 years old, he was talking to the victim when he asked what the victim's prom dress looked like,
00:58and the victim responded with a yo mama joke, and then Romney didn't like this, and then the Pinellas County deputies say the suspect then grabbed the neck of the yo mama person,
01:15and Romney admitted to putting his hands around their neck, but said that there wasn't any pressure put on.
01:22So it wasn't like a, it wasn't like a choking deal.
01:28All right, does the story say what the yo mama joke was?
01:30It does not, and that's very disappointing.
01:32That's terrible reporting.
01:33That's very disappointing.
01:34It sounds like it just might have been your mom joke.
01:38No, I, well, maybe.
01:40How yo mama looks in the dress.
01:42All right.
01:43That's not that offensive.
01:43It could be like a yo mama so ugly, yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid.
01:48So I'm glad you said that because I was doing a critical deep dive on all the different kinds of yo mama jokes,
01:54and there's so many from your mama being poor or short, or like you said, Coop's stupid or hairy or ugly,
02:01or your mama's so fat, like Coop said, different body parts, your mama's so old, your mama has a big head, your mama's missing teeth.
02:07When I was a kid, I'm talking like seven, eight, nine years old.
02:12I remember, so this, if I was seven, eight, nine, this would have been like 1973, 1974.
02:20I remember the kids used to say, your mama wears combat boots.
02:25I'm like, what?
02:25Yeah, that's classic.
02:26What did that mean?
02:28I don't even know.
02:29I'm 56 now.
02:31I don't know what the hell that means.
02:32Your mama wears combat boots.
02:34You don't know what that means?
02:35What does that mean?
02:36I'm not sure either, but I remember that one.
02:39It seems like a really cutting insult.
02:41All right, moving along, the Kentucky Derby.
02:43Are you kidding me?
02:44What?
02:45He's been wearing this again.
02:46I literally have a hundred your mama jokes.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50He's been waiting for this all morning.
02:51Look at his papers.
02:52Is that all highlighted?
02:54Hold up your papers.
02:56Hold them up to the camera.
02:57Look at this.
02:58Hundreds of your mama jokes.
03:00Fester's holding up like eight pages, ten pages of jokes, and he's got like red circles around his...
03:05All right, so now you want to...
03:07Yo, mama's so ugly that your father has to take her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
03:14That's a good joke.
03:16Oh, God.
03:16That's a...
03:16Oh, God.
03:17Dude, I'm not dealing with ten pages of this.
03:19Yo, mama's so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
03:26That's a good one.
03:27That one's good.
03:28You can get all the words out.
03:31Yo, mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:38Like a yellow light?
03:39Yeah, like a yellow...
03:40Yo, mama's missing a finger so she can only count to nine.
03:44I don't get that one.
03:46Yo, mama's so...
03:47Okay, your mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
03:53All right, enough.
03:54Your mama's so short, she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
03:57These are the ones you circled?
04:01Can she hand glide on a Dorito?
04:03Your mama is so poor that when I went to her house to ring the doorbell, it just says ding.
04:10Yo, mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo, mama.
04:15All right, so that was a good one.
04:17Both of you guys just stop.
04:18She's dropping some UN...
04:19Your mom's so poor when you put the key in her front door, it breaks the back window.
04:31What?
04:32You do a better Kentucky Derby...
04:35We can do it with my nose better than that.
04:40All right.
04:41Kentucky...
04:42Yes.
04:42What?
04:44Who just jumped in on me?
04:44That's who wants to do another mama joke.
04:46I didn't jump in, but I got one.
04:47Your mama's so low, I can...
04:49Just stop.
04:50Just stop.
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