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  • 10 months ago
Mike McGinn claims he can rap about anything. Joel Katz takes him up on that and challenges him to rap about Hot Pockets.

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00:00We're
00:29doing this today. I didn't know we were doing this today. You know, I got a late flight
00:33last night. I got in at like 11 24. Then I had a shower. Then I went to bed. I rolled out of bed.
00:38I didn't even put on any makeup today. And look at my hair. I didn't even comb my hair today.
00:42I don't want to do this. Maybe Joel can do it. I really don't want to do it. Guys, what are you
00:46doing? He's saying he could rap about anything. And we were just debating that. Oh, he's going to be a
00:51rapper now? I don't have time for this. I'm out of here. Oh, so you can rap about anything? Anything.
00:57How about, uh, Hot Pockets? Hot Pockets? Yeah. Seems easy enough.
01:12All right. Hot Pockets. Easy. Done. I'm going to send this to Joel so he leaves me alone.
01:20Oh, Mike already said it. Six minutes and someone stole my watch.
01:27Hot Pockets are super delicious. Don't tell me I'm wrong. You know I'm right.
01:33Check it. Looking for a quick meal. One, two, three. Don't feel like cooking. Kind of lazy. Can't you see?
01:38Open up the freezer and said, hey, what are these? In big old letters. It read Hot Pockets and the cheese.
01:42So I ripped it open. I ain't joking. Yeah, really fast. Eat it up quickly. Put that pocket in its gas.
01:46Damn, that was quick. Like Verizon. Knock on cash. Just follow one rule. Try not to hit the pass.
01:51Listen up closely. Trust me. I ate a lot. Lava's in that pocket. It'll burn you out on the spot.
01:55Take your bite slowly. It's hotter than a teapot. If you don't listen, you'll be bitching like,
01:59Damn, that's hot. Yeah. Hot Pockets and the baby. Grab your Hot Pocket and wave them in the air real quick.
02:06Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket. I love Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket. I love Hot Pocket.
02:14I don't want to say anything to Mike, but that was pretty good. Damn good.
02:21I think we get that up on the internet, man. He's going to catch a virus.
02:29Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets.
02:39Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets.
02:43Okay.
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