Peep Show: Worst Carguments

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what caused their worst car arguments.

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00:00What was the worst car argument you were a part of?

00:051-855-954-6969

00:08Or 46969 is the text

00:10Someone said worst car argument

00:12Was when I took a bite out of my husband's McChicken

00:15Before I handed it to him

00:18He got so mad

00:21It will forever be known to us

00:23As the McChicken incident

00:24We are no longer married

00:27Well no because why is he mad about that?

00:30Don't touch my stuff

00:31I can see how that could be like a trigger at first

00:34Like you're waiting on a chicken sandwich

00:36And then you're like

00:37Why did you do that?

00:40Why'd you do that?

00:42Could have got your own McChicken

00:43We were just at the drive-thru

00:44You're only a dollar and some change

00:45If you wanted one that badly

00:46We could have got you one

00:47Talking to the wrong crowd here apparently

00:49I don't see the big deal

00:52I mean it's really not that big

00:53It's really not that big a deal

00:54It's just one of those things

00:56Where it's like the right environment

00:58You could have the right amount of frustration going on

01:01And then it's just like

01:02And you're hungry

01:02Like the feather floats down

01:04And just like sets you off

01:05I think it all depends to me

01:07You just buy my chicken, damn it!

01:08Yeah

01:09You did it!

01:12Let's be clear

01:13I would not do this

01:14I would not take a bite of my husband's food

01:17Before I gave it to him

01:18Right

01:18I think a lot of people would

01:20But I would hope that he wouldn't be mad

01:21If I did

01:22Amber has this thing

01:24And it's driven me crazy

01:26For our whole marriage

01:26Where she just won't get a drink

01:28Right?

01:30Yeah

01:30I'm like hey I'm just gonna

01:32I'll get a burger and a

01:33You know a Coke Zero

01:34Yeah

01:35And she's like

01:36Oh yeah I'm good

01:37I'm like

01:37Sure cause I want

01:40This drink

01:41Yeah

01:41The full amount of it

01:42I'll buy you whatever you like

01:44Small

01:44Yeah buy you whatever you like

01:44Yep

01:45Nope

01:46Or then we're back on the road

01:47Just have a sip

01:48And then

01:50And she's like

01:50And it's not like you're in a place

01:54It's like she's like in a desert

01:55Right?

01:55Right

01:56She can't quench her thirst

01:57Right

01:58You gotta get your own drink

02:00But if she took a bite of my chicken sandwich

02:01I'd be totally fine

02:02I would not

02:04We're talking about

02:06What's caused a big car argument in your life

02:09Hey how you doing?

02:11Hey I'm alright

02:12Yep

02:13Go ahead

02:14I'm here

02:14Alright

02:16So my sister refused to let me like move the seat

02:19Right?

02:19Couldn't recline it

02:20Couldn't set it up

02:21It was exactly where it was

02:22That's where she wanted it

02:23No idea why

02:25Then one day we was driving

02:27We was only driving for a couple hours

02:29And we was about

02:3120 minutes to the house

02:33And I've been telling her for the last 30 minutes

02:35Look you've gotta stop

02:36I have to use the bathroom

02:37I ain't got a choice

02:37I gotta pee

02:38Well

02:40Wasn't no bottle

02:40Wasn't nothing in the car

02:41And I just

02:42At some point

02:43A man just can't hold it any longer

02:44He just peed

02:45So

02:46Did you piss yourself?

02:47Didn't

02:47Didn't have a choice

02:48Yeah

02:49He did

02:50How old are you?

02:51Let it go

02:51Well right now I'm 34

02:53But then I was like 25

02:55Yeah

02:55Oh so you were a grown man

02:56Yeah a grown man

02:57I was a child

02:57Yeah

02:58Yeah

02:59Yeah

02:59That was

03:00Oh if a grown man

03:01If a grown man peed himself in my car

03:03You wouldn't be happy

03:04Would you Dave?

03:05No I would not

03:06I'd be very angry

03:08I'm waiting for the next time

03:09Dave has to drive us somewhere

03:10Well you'll never be in my car again

03:12Chuck P

03:14Yeah

03:15He took a bite of my chicken sandwich

03:17And then he wet himself

03:17I'm like is it ever worth peeing yourself?

03:20No

03:20Not really right?

03:21No

03:22It's a terrible time

03:23And you

03:24Your urine has soaked into my car seats

03:26Good luck

03:27Yeah

03:28Good luck getting that out

03:29Getting that out

03:30It's going to be real terrible

03:31Palos in Texas

03:34Hi yes

03:37Like a boss

03:39Anyway

03:40Boss

03:41I got

03:44Not that long ago

03:45I had this chick I used to talk to

03:47Alright

03:47I had this chick I used to talk to

03:49She was just a hookup

03:50She's not a drinker

03:53So she was like

03:54Hey I want to drink

03:55You know

03:55But I want to drink with you

03:56I was like okay sure

03:58I drank like

03:59On my own

04:00And she drank like

04:01Only like four of them

04:02And she was already feeling like

04:03Shrunk

04:03Right

04:04And I think

04:05I think she didn't eat

04:07At all

04:08To the fact that

04:08She had to throw up

04:09Three times

04:11She threw up three times

04:13In your car?

04:14Three times

04:15In my truck

04:16Yeah

04:16Oh

04:17Oh my god

04:18No

04:18Thanks Palo

04:19For calling it

04:20He was a crazy dying

04:22Yeah

04:24She wasn't prepared

04:25No

04:26You wouldn't think that

04:27A couple of white claws

04:28Would make her

04:28Yeah that's crazy

04:29Real low tolerance

04:30And listen

04:31I gotta tell you too

04:32Same thing

04:33Just like being in the car

04:34There's a window

04:35When you know you're gonna puke

04:36That you can at least

04:37Lean out the window

04:38Yeah

04:38I agree

04:39Right

04:39Yep

04:39There's no reason to ever puke

04:41You can prevent puking

04:41Yeah

04:42Especially inside

04:44I've been like hammered drunk

04:45And like thrown up inside my mouth

04:48A bunch of times

04:48Oh really

04:49Oof

04:49My goodness

04:50I've never puked on

04:51Puked on a bar

04:53Well done

04:54Yeah

04:54I did puke out a window once

04:56And that's acceptable

04:58Yeah

04:58I mean it wasn't cool

04:59To the people whose cars I covered

05:01Well no

05:02Because there was on a street side

05:03And I really

05:04I really

05:05You really unleashed it

05:06I peppered quite a few of them

05:07I can't even imagine

05:12Like you exorcisted it

05:13Out the window

05:14There was some people

05:14With some morning questions

05:15So like all their park cars

05:17Yeah

05:17Oh wow

05:18It was like exorcist style too

05:20Like

05:20Oh

05:21Yep

05:23Yeah

05:24No that'd be a hard thing

05:26To wake up to

05:26You're right

05:26But

05:27You didn't puke inside

05:28Right

05:28And I didn't

05:29I didn't puke on my buddy's truck

05:31So

05:31Which is good

05:32Yeah

05:32And then this person said

05:33I was digitally pleasuring my ex

05:36As she was trying to pass a truck

05:39Next thing we know

05:42The truck changed lanes

05:43Drove us right off the freeway

05:44Oh my god

05:45She blamed me for the whole thing

05:47If you hadn't had your fingers in me

05:50That wouldn't have happened

05:50So many times is that true

05:53But it is

05:57You need your wits about you

05:58When you're gonna pass a semi truck

06:00I mean like

06:01I feel like

06:01It's on her to say

06:03Hey stop for a second

06:04I don't know

06:05Hold up

06:05I think you need to know the scenario

06:07You need to look around

06:08And know the

06:09No it's on the driver

06:10Are you telling me

06:12That I have to make the call

06:13It's on the driver

06:14I think if I was

06:15If I was getting like a road service

06:17And then I realized

06:18Uh oh

06:19This is really icy

06:19Or something

06:20I'd be like

06:20Hey stop

06:20I know

06:21But I mean

06:21That's on me

06:22If my eyes are also on

06:23On the surroundings

06:25And I'm just doing stuff

06:26I mean I think I'd be like

06:28Maybe I'd slow it down a bit

06:29I wouldn't be like

06:30Here we go

06:31Oh my god

06:33Let's take you

06:34Let's take you to the next level

06:36While you're trying to pass this truck

06:37Let's make your eyes close

06:40I think it's on

06:41The receiver

06:42Not the giver

06:44Or whoever's

06:45In charge of the wheel

06:46It's on them

06:47You might be right

06:48To make the final call

06:49As to

06:50It might be 80-20

06:51Stop it

06:51Yeah

06:52We're gonna get

06:53Swiped off the side

06:55Of the highway

06:56Right here

06:56If they had of died

06:58It would have been

06:59It would have been a scene

07:01It would have been a scene

07:02If he was still there

07:03It would have been a bad scene

07:04Your arms in the jeans

07:06Or whatever

07:06No good

07:08What a way to go out

07:09I think it would have been a

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