Peep Show: Biggest Female Turn-Offs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their biggest female turn-offs.

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00:00all right us guys are simple creatures and we'll look past a lot of behaviors for the chance of

00:08getting laid but still there are some things that even the horniest kai can't get past what is your

00:15ultimate female turnoff is what we want to know just for the next little bit here on dave and

00:20chuck the freak your ultimate female turnoff um this guy said she bit my lip so hard it started

00:28bleeding that's fine instant boner killer for him yeah not not everybody no not for everybody

00:36there's so many more worse things though uh let's go to uh ethan in naples hey man how are you

00:47what's your ultimate female turnoff uh went on a date with this 10 out of 10 the date went great

00:55everything went great we get back in the truck we start making now she kissed my neck and then

00:59she shoved her tongue in my ear and i don't know i don't know about you guys but i guess some guys

01:04are into that but me having a chick shoved her tongue in my ear just dude i've never pushed a

01:09chick off me faster in my life and gotten at it i wouldn't like that don't know why yeah total mood

01:14killer man you can do stuff to my ear like you can stick your butt putting your tongue in it like

01:19that's just especially without warning like yeah i mean yeah well you don't want to hear i'm going

01:25in i just don't think ears are ever as clean as what are you gonna taste you know you're going after

01:32some stuff you can really get after your ears and you're just like wow they're still not great

01:36yeah that'd be like sucking someone's nose whoo you know what i mean or start like it's kind of

01:43yeah right up your tongue up your nostril same kind of thing there's holes that shouldn't be

01:48entered you just hear it let's see what oh the sound of it yeah it would be a real deep lick i don't

01:56know what i'd be i'd be like

01:57you accidentally break someone's nose right just from the head shimmy go in you know with a q-tip

02:09like that like ticklish sensation but it's like moist yeah yep it's no good lady's tongue

02:15you start to have a thin tongue to get any to get in there though it's just weird so some dude must

02:20have told her he liked that that's it yeah she picked it up as a move yep it's not the best

02:25i get it yeah i don't know if i'd kick her out of my car but hey we do i just kind of move around

02:36i think i would just relocate the tongue oh yeah you know i'd be really thinking about drying that

02:41ear out as fast as i could i would be really trying to look around uh this guy said my wife

02:50who's probably listening snot rockets in the shower what a bitch yep he married her yeah that's not

02:57my relationship's not going well god that's gross that is a huge turn off yep if i were ever to hear

03:02my lady yeah i don't know what i'd do if i saw a woman go like that like

03:08i don't even i remember

03:12damn

03:18you gross

03:21yeah

03:21that's what he does

03:24here's what some people are texting in um

03:26but a really hot woman though with fred flintstone feet and toes he says yeah i mean it's depending

03:33that would shut you down that would you're such a foot guy i mean not that you have a fetish

03:37but you you know you're turned off by bad feet

03:40yeah if they're if they're well fred flint

03:43chuck a lady with fred flint

03:45yeah so she has my feet

03:46yes yeah a lady with your feet imagine it's not great

03:49you wouldn't you wouldn't be into it nope

03:53i know you love yourself but not that much you wouldn't want your feet

03:58not a lot of not a lot of my traits translate well to a woman

04:02you know some of the things i have going going on over here

04:07yeah chuck farts don't work on a lady

04:09no lady chuck

04:10lady chuck

04:11not as hot as you might think

04:13imagine lady chuck

04:14yeah

04:14if you will for a second

04:16i am

04:17it's not the best

04:19not not what you'd want

04:20uh joe is with us in florida joe what is it for you

04:23um i was with this woman one night

04:27and when she was getting undressed getting ready to

04:31get it on and then she picked up one of her feet and started

04:34biting off the toenails

04:36yep well that's just grooming herself before the intimacy began

04:40yeah let me get this out before we kiss

04:42oh god

04:43oh no joe what did you do

04:46i didn't do uh

04:47hiding turd

04:48what did i do

04:48i got my stuff back on and left

04:51yeah

04:52i can't

04:53good day

04:54uh okay so joe

04:55before she started biting her own toenails off

04:58on a scale of one to ten

05:00keeping in mind this is a joe scale

05:01what would you rate her

05:03i'd have given her about a seven and a half to an eight

05:07seven and a half eight

05:09yeah but then once you bite those toenails

05:11once you bite your toenails off

05:12once you get there you don't know about the toe jams you don't know what

05:17yeah the toe jams

05:18i don't need no athlete's mouth

05:20yeah it's tough to get

05:23athlete's mouth

05:24athlete's mouth

05:24oh that's gross

05:28how do you get athlete's mouth

05:29you know you know how

05:31you know what i did

05:32that is a crazy thing for her to do

05:35like why would she do that

05:36she just realized they were unruly before

05:39who knows you know

05:40i don't know

05:41who knows

05:42joe sounds like he's lived a life

05:43yeah

05:44i've seen a lot

05:45uh pat's in boston pat ultimate female turnoff for you what is it

05:49actually this may sound a little weird to you guys but uh

05:54women that try to act like porn stars when you're in bed with them

05:58they ham it up too much

06:00like they're getting too fancy

06:01no it it's just uh i was with this girl and i had known her for years and then

06:08one day we decided decided you know all right we'll hook up and everything

06:11and she's like oh i will give you the best oral sex that you've ever had in your life

06:16and i'm like okay yeah all right i've heard that before

06:19so she starts doing her thing you know starts going downtown and everything

06:27yeah

06:28and then she must have watched one too many porns

06:31did she make the noise

06:32did she make the noise

06:34she was like

06:35yeah

06:36yeah

06:37got it

06:38got it

06:39that to me is a total put on

06:43just

06:44i don't want fake

06:46and that's gross

06:49i don't even want to see that in a porn honestly

06:51me either

06:53and then all of a sudden i hear

06:54i hear

06:55yeah yeah all right we're gonna let pat and his sounds go

06:59yeah we got it

07:00we get it

07:01we've got enough of pat sounds for one day

07:03yeah

07:03spider ring foley artist there

07:05that's another thing that makes me shiver

07:08i just found out pat sounds

07:10yeah

07:10specializing in

07:11yeah

07:13yeah

07:13nope

07:15nope

07:16nope

07:17nope

07:19nope

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