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Imagine Being The Pope When Thor Shows Up
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8 months ago
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Look, any job that's not specifically the hero in a movie wouldn't be all that great.
00:04
I mean, can you imagine being the Pope?
00:07
The lift has come and gone.
00:08
Being a Pope in what movie?
00:10
My capacity for making Pope believe is surprisingly broad.
00:13
The Marvel Universe.
00:14
Thor showing up on Earth would be a big problem.
00:17
Thor is both a god and an alien.
00:20
He's E.T. on the cross.
00:23
Discovering that mythological gods and aliens are real because a huge global crisis.
00:28
People would freak out.
00:30
The church would lose an enormous amount of power overnight.
00:33
And Pope Katie would have to field questions about how to integrate the God of Thunder into Sunday school classes.
00:39
Yeah, but at least I'd be the Pope with my special Pope room and my special Pope hat.
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