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Skrizzle Tries To Jump Through A Hoola Hoop On 4 Trash Cans
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00:00I don't know about this, guys.
00:02This studio is a very small, tightly confined studio.
00:08And, Fro, you've got four metal trash cans set up here.
00:13Yes.
00:13Well, it's a garbage car.
00:15Hula hoops.
00:16Yeah, well, that's the hoop I'm going to jump through.
00:17And then what is the spring thing called?
00:19You got a little, like, the trampoline thing on the floor.
00:22Yeah, the spring thing's called a trampoline.
00:23I don't know if you've heard of those.
00:25Yeah, I have.
00:25What a loser.
00:27What's that trampoline thing called?
00:28A trampoline.
00:29Hey, no, I'm talking about the little round one for the floor.
00:35It's like an exercise trampoline.
00:36Is it a toy or an exercise deal?
00:38So I don't know if it had a special name.
00:40Why you being a wise-ass already?
00:41I'm sprizzling now, man.
00:43Come on.
00:43That's right.
00:44Froggy's already into character.
00:45All right, welcome, folks.
00:46It's the MJ Morning Show Q105.
00:49And, you know, this is our little diversion.
00:52You know, we do a little bit of everything on the show.
00:54And, of course, the MJ Morning Show is back.
00:56And for numerous years, Froggy did the Froggy Fall Concert Series.
01:03Froggy's Friday Fall Concert Series.
01:06And it would consist of Froggy writing an original song, performing the song.
01:15Usually there was some rhyme or reason.
01:17There was a reason for the song.
01:18It was, like, in a current events related.
01:20So Froggy would write a song, and then it would end with a big spectacular stunt.
01:26And we did all kinds of crazy stuff.
01:29One of my favorite ones was the Froggy Ring of Fire.
01:33Yes.
01:34And that's where you did the song, and then there was a whole hoop that was on fire, lit on fire, with a ramp.
01:41And you were at a shopping cart, and somebody pushed you at high speed up the ramp and through the flaming ring of fire.
01:49Froggy's going to ride through that burning ring of fire, in a wobbly shopping cart that might just make his luck expire.
02:01Ride, ride, ride, to that ring of fire.
02:06That was one of my favorite stunts.
02:08So Froggy at the last minute is already, like, directing Buck, our video guy.
02:12I'm not feeling good about this one either.
02:13But, dude, all right, first of all, the studio that we're in is a shoebox.
02:19This is the smallest radio studio that I've ever worked in in my entire career.
02:23In the hottest.
02:24And this is the worst air conditioning that I've ever experienced in my entire life.
02:29Fester was sweating like a pig earlier today.
02:32It was like you were out in 98-degree weather in, like, Mobile, Alabama in the middle of August.
02:37It took my body, like, an hour to adjust.
02:40Now I'm done sweating.
02:41Or I guess it would be 98 degrees in the middle of Tampa, Florida in August.
02:45I don't know why I said Mobile.
02:47All right, so here's the deal.
02:48Froggy's going to do a song.
02:49And then there are four metal trash cans.
02:53Is there one plastic one on the other side?
02:55Yeah, they only had three at the store, so I had to get a plastic one.
02:58So you bought, like, real Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street-looking trash cans.
03:03Yeah, bang on them, Froggy.
03:04There was a little bit of a little bit of...
03:06This will be the loudest stunt as well.
03:09And, Travis, you owe me $100 in garbage cans.
03:12Did you spend $100 on garbage cans?
03:14There are glass windows here.
03:16There are acoustic tiles on the wall.
03:18And?
03:19But the studio, you've got the trash cans all the way against the wall on one side, all
03:24the way against the actual countertop with the radio equipment on the other side.
03:28There's, like, this is not the right space to do this kind of a stunt.
03:32What you don't realize is the trash cans aren't going to move.
03:36I'm going to go through the hoop on top of it, and the plan is not to touch the trash
03:40cans.
03:41That's it.
03:42I'm going through the hoop.
03:44This is a hoop dive.
03:45You think you're going to jump on the floor trampoline and propel yourself cleanly through
03:50those hula hoops mounted to the top of the double-stack trash cans?
03:54Why else would the hula hoops be on the top?
03:57That's a good point.
03:58The hula hoops come from like four inches.
03:59Those guard skins aren't going to move.
04:00I understand what the plan is, but I think I have an idea of what reality is going to
04:06be.
04:07I don't think there's any way that you're going to get a clean jump off that trampoline
04:11and throw yourself through the hula hoops.
04:12Well, apparently not a believer in Skrizzle, and I'm about to prove you wrong, bitch.
04:16Let's go.
04:17Of course, Froggy's character is Skrizzle.
04:21He's wearing this ridiculous wig.
04:22He's got this ridiculous lime green fluorescent headband on.
04:27He's wearing some kind of 1980s nylon track suit.
04:31I just want to get into Froggy's head when he puts, or Skrizzle's head, when he puts together
04:34these stunts, because you've got the duct tape keeping the hula hoops, and then you've
04:39got duct tape around the hula hoops to keep those together, as if those are safety precautions
04:42that are going to help you.
04:43Safety first.
04:44Only first ability.
04:45Only guys, there's also going to be a hit song before this, so let's not get confused
04:49with the stunt.
04:50I've got to be honest.
04:50I'm not really worried about you getting hurt, which probably will happen.
04:54I'm more concerned about the studio getting damaged.
04:57This is...
04:58I'm going to land...
04:59I plan on landing on my feet on the other side as well.
05:02You could, like, knock us off the air.
05:04I don't think that's going to happen.
05:05I'm going to land perfectly.
05:07Right on my feet, like a gymnast.
05:08All right.
05:09So, today's song is about Fester's...
05:12Piece of crap car.
05:13What?
05:13Fester's got a 2004 Lincoln Town car.
05:16It's a beautiful car.
05:18It's a garbage can car, and that's why there's so many garbage cans in here.
05:21It's a fantastic car.
05:23I like it, but I did see it for the first time this morning as you pulled in, and I
05:27thought that there was a drug deal going down.
05:30Some very sketchy people drive Lincoln Town cars nowadays.
05:34However, it's still a beautiful ride.
05:36Coop found some old commercials for the 2004 Lincoln Town car on YouTube.
05:40A new Lincoln Town car for the 1990s has arrived.
05:48Dramatically different.
05:49A powerful V8 and more room than any other luxury car.
05:54Wow.
05:55Are they trying to scare the hell out of us with this Lincoln Town car?
06:02It's like a horror car.
06:04How do you not want one of those, Christine?
06:06That was the 1990s Lincoln Town car.
06:09My God.
06:10It's like a horror movie car commercial.
06:13What is this one over here?
06:15Let me hear this one.
06:16One of those pretend luxury cars.
06:17I got the real thing.
06:20Yeah, baby.
06:21The Lincoln Town car.
06:22The Lincoln Town car.
06:23An uncompromised V8-powered luxury automobile.
06:27How old are these things?
06:28Here's one more.
06:29This is my office.
06:31My phone, my calendar, and where I was supposed to be 10 minutes ago.
06:37I need relief.
06:39Ah, my Lincoln Town car.
06:42Just what the doctor ordered.
06:44That's how I feel every time I get in it.
06:46Man, that's some crazy creative they have there.
06:50One spot is going to scare the kids.
06:53It's a horror spot for a car.
06:56All right.
06:57Let's get the show on the road.
06:58So Froggy's going to sing about Fester's jalopy.
07:01Yeah, it's called Garbage Can Car.
07:03Then I'm going to do a garbage can loop dive.
07:04I'm sorry.
07:05DJ Skrizzle, whatever.
07:06That's right.
07:07Froggy's not here.
07:08That punk isn't here.
07:09All right.
07:10So ladies, I'll do the song, and then this crazy stunt with garbage cans and hoops.
07:14And don't worry, you'll hear it on the air, obviously, but the video will be posted later
07:20on MJMorningShow.com.
07:23So without further ado, here we go.
07:26It is Froggy's.
07:29What is the name of your name?
07:29My name's DJ Skrizzle Skrizzle.
07:31Mess it up.
07:31I'm going to kick you in the head.
07:32All right.
07:33DJ Skrizzle Skrizzle.
07:34And the name of the group is the Froggy Flaming Tadpoles?
07:39No, School of Tadpoles.
07:40Flying Tadpoles.
07:41It's not flaming or flying.
07:42That's dumb.
07:43Yeah.
07:44School of Tadpoles.
07:45His flaming band is totally different.
07:47All right.
07:48Here's...
07:48This is called Garbage Can Car.
07:50It's about Fester's car.
07:51Here we go.
07:58Yeah!
07:59MJ Morning Show!
08:03U105!
08:05Fester's fat ass!
08:07Let's go.
08:08Fester, my big fat friend.
08:13I can't take it anymore.
08:14I cannot pretend.
08:16Not your breath.
08:17It's okay so far.
08:19This time around, it's your piece of crap car.
08:22What the hell is that turd you're driving?
08:25That car sucks.
08:26There's no denying it.
08:28Push that thing off a bridge, my man.
08:31I've never seen a fat guy drive a garbage can.
08:34Like Sasquatch driving just for fun.
08:37Fat ass Harry and the Hendersons.
08:40That car's a brutal eyesore.
08:43Did you buy it at the crappy car store?
08:46Nothing but hell on wheels.
08:49Pay a couple guys to blow it up for reals.
08:52It's so ugly.
08:53A real trash pile.
08:55You should burn it down with a big fat smile.
08:58A dumpster on four tires.
09:01If you think it's nice, you're a liar.
09:04Filled to the roof with fast food trash.
09:07The big golf cups protect you in a crash.
09:10What the hell is that turd you're driving?
09:13That car sucks.
09:14There's no denying.
09:16Push that thing off a bridge, my man.
09:19I've never seen a fat guy drive a garbage can.
09:22The inside is a trash dump.
09:25Drive off a cliff at the last second jump.
09:28Then watch that trash pile burn.
09:31It'll look better.
09:32No deeper concern.
09:34Old ass Lincoln Town car.
09:37Do not expect to get very far.
09:40Push that thing off a bridge, my man.
09:42Never seen a fat guy drive a garbage can.
09:47Uh-oh.
09:49Froggy's getting into position now.
09:50It is time for the stunt.
09:53There's a floor trampoline.
09:55Froggy's going to jump on the trampoline
09:57and try to hurl himself through hula hoops
10:01on top of metal trash cans.
10:05Squeeze, squeeze!
10:08Oh, my God.
10:13How did it...
10:14You okay?
10:20You all right?
10:21My leg.
10:22You all right?
10:23My leg.
10:23You okay?
10:24That didn't work.
10:24What hurts?
10:25It was too high.
10:26What hurts?
10:26It was too high.
10:27My ankle.
10:28Is it twisted?
10:28I don't know.
10:29It was too high, Fester.
10:30I told you.
10:31Are you bleeding?
10:32He didn't come close to clearing the trash cans.
10:35Oh, my.
10:36Okay.
10:36MJ.
10:38That was my bone.
10:38It's your bone.
10:39It's your bone.
10:40Shoot, man.
10:40It's your bone.
10:41Look, you can see where he hit his bone.
10:42Get out of here, man.
10:43God, I knew it was too high, Fester.
10:45I fell backwards.
10:47I hit my head.
10:47You're the one who designed the thing.
10:49Oh, my.
10:50You okay?
10:51I'm not even close.
10:55Try it again.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:57Try it again?
10:57Uh.
10:58It's not even close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close to being close.