Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who found a bag of pubic hair in her new desk at work and try to find stories that involve finding something worse than pubes.
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00:00what did you find that's the question now on the dave and chuck lines because this woman
00:14said uh something happened to me at work today i had to tell you about started a new job pretty
00:19conservative company just about six weeks ago the guy who used to sit at my desk was fired before i
00:24started and i'm told was quite the weirdo they forgot to clean out the desk because i found a ton
00:32of strange things in the drawers today i noticed something tucked behind the hanging files in my
00:38bottom drawer way at the back i pulled it out and to my surprise found a ziploc bag of human hair
00:45i am 90 sure it's a bag of pubes but she sent us a picture so we can judge oh my god
00:56there it is zoom in for me dave i don't know how to open it can you open it any larger on this
01:04computer no definitely pubes there's no need to go any further than this case closed case closed
01:10that's weird close the book on this one boys it's pubes i mean it is what else that's
01:17most definitely human pubes in a ziploc bag so she says after a good laugh with my co-workers
01:26i couldn't help but wonder if any of your listeners could top that i don't for making
01:30me laugh every day seems really hard to top pubes in your desk you think i bet they can do it yeah i
01:36bet they can too i bet that's i bet this is the tip of the iceberg tip of the pube iceberg yep tip
01:42of the pube berg so what did you find that's what we want to know here uh this one went on the computer
01:49of a really weird guy that used to work with us some disturbing searches there like how to build a
01:54bomb and how to evade an active shooter situation i guarantee this guy is a killer there was a guy at
02:00our old work that we were convinced that if you looked up some stuff you'd find this kind of thing
02:05about him really you know and uh guess who was the only person who was dumb enough to start some
02:10something with them oh i've hunter i mean well he just pushed my buttons one day and lost my mind
02:18on him i you just let that guy push your buttons we just assume you're on many people's hit list
02:23yeah there's no question about it no question so true i was just so nice to that guy through the
02:32years i mean everyone who encountered him they we everyone was like oh he's probably gonna like
02:37kill like a whole building huh yeah for sure and dave's like shut up you idiot like oh my god dave what
02:45are you doing dave that guy's a killer and waiting
02:51luckily he got a different job yeah luckily yeah because those guys don't remember stuff and sit and
03:01write lists oh god it was so long ago yeah hopefully no it's just funny thinking of dave like just saying
03:07hi to people and stuff and then it's like
03:09oh yeah
03:11oh yeah
03:13vince hello
03:14yes what'd you find
03:16uh my father a couple years ago was on vacation heading down the floor with my stepmother
03:22and uh they had stopped in a motel for the night and got ready they got in there kind of late
03:28and my father was doing something but my stepmother had dropped something looked under the bed
03:33noticed there was blood underneath it so they decided to move the bed and that and they moved
03:39the banister and actually someone had committed suicide a couple hours earlier in that room
03:45and there was still blood under the bed
03:47but it's on brain matter
03:49oh that's worse than pubes worse than pubes worse than pubes
03:55hopefully you got that i just read a text that made me gasp
04:04found my mom's anal beads oh my
04:08they were originally purple but were green at the end and still had some of her poop
04:14good god mom damn worse than pubes worse than pubes worse than pubes
04:24that's how old we'll judge everything
04:26now on
04:27worse than pubes
04:28worse than pubes
04:30worse than pubes
04:31that pod was worse than pubes
04:34that should be what this segment's called
04:37yeah
04:37well yeah
04:39what'd you find that was worse than pubes
04:41yeah
04:41that can keep coming back
04:43worse than pubes
04:47worse than pubes
04:48right now it's stuck in my head
04:49yeah
04:50worse than pubes
04:51um
04:53oh man
04:55my grandpa passed away
04:57in his closet we found
04:59two hefty bags filled with 80s anal porn tapes
05:0310,000 anal maniacs volume 1 and 2
05:06the adventures of butt man
05:08and many others
05:10that's got her
05:12yeah
05:12that's got lisa going
05:14she loves porno titles
05:16she does
05:1810,000
05:19what was it
05:2010,000 anal maniacs volume 1 and 2
05:24there's a band ready
05:2610,000 maniacs
05:2810,000 anal maniacs
05:30please welcome
05:3210,000 anal maniacs
05:35oh god
05:38worse than pubes
05:42worse than pubes
05:44grandpa's worse than pubes
05:45grandpa's anal worse than pubes
05:47that's a lot
05:48grandpa's anal maniacs
05:50yeah
05:50you didn't put grandpa in there
05:52i guess so
05:53yeah
05:53worse than pubes
05:55worse than pubes
05:57worse than pubes
05:58Let's go.