Worse Than Pubes

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who found a bag of pubic hair in her new desk at work and try to find stories that involve finding something worse than pubes.

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00:00what did you find that's the question now on the dave and chuck lines because this woman

00:14said uh something happened to me at work today i had to tell you about started a new job pretty

00:19conservative company just about six weeks ago the guy who used to sit at my desk was fired before i

00:24started and i'm told was quite the weirdo they forgot to clean out the desk because i found a ton

00:32of strange things in the drawers today i noticed something tucked behind the hanging files in my

00:38bottom drawer way at the back i pulled it out and to my surprise found a ziploc bag of human hair

00:45i am 90 sure it's a bag of pubes but she sent us a picture so we can judge oh my god

00:56there it is zoom in for me dave i don't know how to open it can you open it any larger on this

01:04computer no definitely pubes there's no need to go any further than this case closed case closed

01:10that's weird close the book on this one boys it's pubes i mean it is what else that's

01:17most definitely human pubes in a ziploc bag so she says after a good laugh with my co-workers

01:26i couldn't help but wonder if any of your listeners could top that i don't for making

01:30me laugh every day seems really hard to top pubes in your desk you think i bet they can do it yeah i

01:36bet they can too i bet that's i bet this is the tip of the iceberg tip of the pube iceberg yep tip

01:42of the pube berg so what did you find that's what we want to know here uh this one went on the computer

01:49of a really weird guy that used to work with us some disturbing searches there like how to build a

01:54bomb and how to evade an active shooter situation i guarantee this guy is a killer there was a guy at

02:00our old work that we were convinced that if you looked up some stuff you'd find this kind of thing

02:05about him really you know and uh guess who was the only person who was dumb enough to start some

02:10something with them oh i've hunter i mean well he just pushed my buttons one day and lost my mind

02:18on him i you just let that guy push your buttons we just assume you're on many people's hit list

02:23yeah there's no question about it no question so true i was just so nice to that guy through the

02:32years i mean everyone who encountered him they we everyone was like oh he's probably gonna like

02:37kill like a whole building huh yeah for sure and dave's like shut up you idiot like oh my god dave what

02:45are you doing dave that guy's a killer and waiting

02:51luckily he got a different job yeah luckily yeah because those guys don't remember stuff and sit and

03:01write lists oh god it was so long ago yeah hopefully no it's just funny thinking of dave like just saying

03:07hi to people and stuff and then it's like

03:09oh yeah

03:11oh yeah

03:13vince hello

03:14yes what'd you find

03:16uh my father a couple years ago was on vacation heading down the floor with my stepmother

03:22and uh they had stopped in a motel for the night and got ready they got in there kind of late

03:28and my father was doing something but my stepmother had dropped something looked under the bed

03:33noticed there was blood underneath it so they decided to move the bed and that and they moved

03:39the banister and actually someone had committed suicide a couple hours earlier in that room

03:45and there was still blood under the bed

03:47but it's on brain matter

03:49oh that's worse than pubes worse than pubes worse than pubes

03:55hopefully you got that i just read a text that made me gasp

04:04found my mom's anal beads oh my

04:08they were originally purple but were green at the end and still had some of her poop

04:14good god mom damn worse than pubes worse than pubes worse than pubes

04:24that's how old we'll judge everything

04:26now on

04:27worse than pubes

04:28worse than pubes

04:30worse than pubes

04:31that pod was worse than pubes

04:34that should be what this segment's called

04:37yeah

04:37well yeah

04:39what'd you find that was worse than pubes

04:41yeah

04:41that can keep coming back

04:43worse than pubes

04:47worse than pubes

04:48right now it's stuck in my head

04:49yeah

04:50worse than pubes

04:51um

04:53oh man

04:55my grandpa passed away

04:57in his closet we found

04:59two hefty bags filled with 80s anal porn tapes

05:0310,000 anal maniacs volume 1 and 2

05:06the adventures of butt man

05:08and many others

05:10that's got her

05:12yeah

05:12that's got lisa going

05:14she loves porno titles

05:16she does

05:1810,000

05:19what was it

05:2010,000 anal maniacs volume 1 and 2

05:24there's a band ready

05:2610,000 maniacs

05:2810,000 anal maniacs

05:30please welcome

05:3210,000 anal maniacs

05:35oh god

05:38worse than pubes

05:42worse than pubes

05:44grandpa's worse than pubes

05:45grandpa's anal worse than pubes

05:47that's a lot

05:48grandpa's anal maniacs

05:50yeah

05:50you didn't put grandpa in there

05:52i guess so

05:53yeah

05:53worse than pubes

05:55worse than pubes

05:57worse than pubes

05:58Let's go.

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