Small Weiner Tent

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener about an awkward encounter at the gym and how they have experienced similar situations with people being strange in locker rooms.

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00:00so here's the first email that came in uh hi guys how's she going eh finally um got the

00:10willpower to start going to the gym did my workout went back to the women's locker room

00:15to grab my belongings as i step in i instantly see the oldest woman standing there topless

00:21it's always the oldest woman possible it always is you're goddamn right no they're the ones they

00:27don't care sounds like you speak from experience lisa but we've you know we've talked about it

00:32heard about it no bra she said nips out i realized she was probably close to my locker so i take

00:37another quick glimpse and i see her locker is actually right beside mine oh that's bad luck

00:43i assume she'd change quick so i decided to look in the mirror for a little bit check my phone use

00:48the bathroom just some things to pass the time hopefully you know by the time i'm done she'll

00:52be dressed nope still standing there topless when i'm done it's gonna air those babies out i guess

00:59right it takes me a while air your tits out put my blouse no you don't have to air your tits out

01:03i can't believe you fielded that question

01:06i appreciate it thank you lisa

01:10probably after the holidays i'll be pushing a c i don't need air it out you catch me doing yard

01:23work in the middle of summertime i gotta air them out when i'm done laying down topless in my backyard

01:28um she said so she's standing there topless still i brave it out rush to my locker grab my things run

01:34out it was chuck luck though i finally get to the gym and i'm faced with a topless old old broad it's

01:42bad it's a bad way to share with you guys love this show but your talk about losing weight inspired me

01:46probably what keeps people away from the gym is all the that's one of the reasons why i don't like

01:51going saggy butts yeah that just stand there i just don't like people i if i'm gonna work out i need

01:56to be by myself i don't like yeah seeing me on a treadmill looking like i have no hope

02:01look that guy's got no hope that guy jesus are they're like taking bets how long you think he's

02:08gonna last yeah we'll see him in here next week the thoughts i have in my head when i work out

02:13around people are all just like bad stuff from my childhood bad i did leave a gym because there

02:19was a dude who would be the captain morgan in the locker room all the time yeah that's what i hate

02:24like why do you okay when you're naked when you're a dude and you're naked in the gym why do you always

02:27do the captain morgan pose like what i don't know what that is is that is it on purpose you know

02:33you got your junk out and you got your foot up on the bench like this and everything just dangling

02:37down you know where the captain morgan is i got a face you didn't know i know what oh i'm sorry

02:43well i misunderstood i'm sorry chuck's not here i'm trying to like fill in some big shoes okay

02:48yep i got a face full of james's junk real early you're welcome you got really long legs

02:54i do oh wow i thought i was going somewhere you got really long

02:57i couldn't see his ball at least the long balls the balls are right up there with the legs guys

03:02getting longer by the year but that guy it seems that i talked about this years ago when it happened

03:08it seemed like no matter what time i went to the gym this dude was nude he was like cruising the

03:13locker room yeah yeah there's always that freak right that's what i don't understand about being

03:17nude is if like you're going to be nude like my the whole thing is like i'll go into a locker room

03:22whatever it's no big deal but i get dressed as fast as possible yeah that i i've had experiences like

03:28this before where it's like okay i have somewhere to go or i have something to do or i came from

03:33somewhere and it's rare but and so i'll go to the very end the back corner where no one is to try

03:40and hide and do it as fast as possible but you know i'm with women but i don't like i hate that

03:45just give me my own little room i can put my dong away probably faster than most people on earth yeah

03:52i can get underwear over my feet and up faster like i bet you could i bet i could be a guinness

03:58world record like the fastest thing you do like i'm like you can like jump into him you can probably

04:03jump into him yeah he's so fast we did uh years ago james and i did the polar plunge and it was like

04:09you go into a locker room and it's cold and your guy's like he's like dude oh my god so i was

04:14like literally like wet clothes off dry clothes on yeah that was nuts small shriveled wieners

04:18everywhere and it was just a tent like it was a tent in the middle of downtown detroit

04:22small shriveled wieners and they're just dudes with shriveled wieners out my kind of party

04:26mine either that's what i thought when i went in there i was like this is not lisa's kind of party

04:36that's why i've never done the polar plunge i actually uh because i did the polar plunge with

04:41the man thong on yeah and once i got in there and i saw all these wieners out i'm like i'm not

04:45taking my man thong off like i'm just gonna put some dry shorts on over my man thong i'm gonna

04:49deal with it deal with it what yes oh i did you wrote home and your frozen thong right on my

04:53butt crack yeah and then we even went and got sushi for lunch after can you imagine sushi in your

04:58you know wet man thong oh god yuck yeah imagine size queen way in the small wiener tent after the

05:05polar plunge it has a sign small wiener tent dude i put my i put my underwear i took underwear off

05:12and put underwear on so fast at that thing that it was like in the justice league movie when the

05:18flash is running around it's like lightning like all the shriveled wieners were moving real slow

05:23around me just like

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