Co-Worker Crop Dust

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Dave & Chuck The Freak report on a passenger plane that had to be off-loaded due to a gas smell and that leads into a story about them being crop-dusted in the studio!

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00:00now we had a story earlier this week about someone who passed gas on an american airlines plane

00:10that caused passengers to become sick and everyone had to be removed from the jet

00:14several places including wncntv reported the plane landed at the rally durham international

00:20airport when the incident was reported american airlines is saying they do not believe it was a

00:26passenger's gas that caused that they don't know at least that's what they're saying they're saying

00:32but maybe they're trying to save they've never smelled something like my passenger gas

00:35i'm just so glad i'm not i've never been one of your victims yeah well you yeah because it would

00:41ruin the show like i think if i let one of those go oh my god you we'd have to be like and we'll be

00:49right back like there's no i'm not kidding you i'm not kidding you a fart's almost done it to us a

00:56fart listen a fart no a fart did it to us a fart did it to us we did say we'll be right back oh you're

01:03right i blocked it out yeah dusted by someone who crapped their pants and that person's office was

01:09behind our studio they had to come through our studio to get out and when they left they crop

01:15dusted the whole way it was to the point where you we could not even speak no we there were no

01:22words could come out because i couldn't breathe i couldn't we literally had to do that it wasn't

01:28even just a crop dusting from what you guys well no i believe like dave sag it was like a whole

01:33fertilization well this yeah she had a leakage yeah there was a feeling of didn't you say it ate

01:39through the carpet well that was that was different that was the second time that was

01:43this was like our on air and jesus this happened when we were on air the other one was off air but

01:48um she was on that new weight loss drug at the time it was brand new ally ally and one of the

01:55side effects was anal leakage if you continue to eat bad not just that not just that explosive

02:01diarrhea from out of nowhere and you would poop out the grease yeah you'd poop it all out any any excess

02:07grease would just have to be secreted from your anal oh god damn i'm not sure that's exactly right

02:16that's how i understood it that's how i understood yeah it's bad it's bad so i believe she was on this

02:21but still wasn't eating great and therefore caused severe intestinal distress yeah because they said

02:26like you could be fine but if you had like a french fry when you were on that thing like you had no

02:33idea when it was gonna happen but poop was gonna fly out of your butt she could barely get out of the

02:39room because she was like hanging under the wall oh yeah and she's like she's gonna fall down

02:44yeah she didn't like if that happened any of us you would as discreetly leave the room as possible

02:52right she was making like oh yeah the whole way out

02:58are you serious absolutely we all were like and then the smell hit so we see all that and then the

03:13smell hit us like a ton of bricks that smell is something i will never forget

03:21i was like i was like i'm gonna throw up we don't go to break i will throw up

03:27lisa had a spray no honestly lisa had lisa had some kind of spray for not for farts like it was

03:35not designed for farts it was like to just make her work area just smell fresh you know what i mean

03:41and she was like it was like a pump spray oh no i was like she was like oh i gotta pump it so many

03:49times oh my god that walk of shame it was uh it was a violent shaky walk then she had to come back

03:58and like nothing happened yeah everything's fine and we were like

04:01and i swear to god i think lisa was like this she had her shirt over her face i had the paper in

04:12front of my face because i couldn't make eye contact and i was like i was like lisa i don't care

04:18i don't care i just don't care that was crazy i don't care this is how i have to live right now

04:29yeah it was honestly one of our worst moments in radio i think our eyes were watering we were

04:36looking at each other like like we were bombed yeah we got bombed yeah it wasn't a crop dust it was a

04:44carpet bomb it was a bad day for us in radio it was a real bad day

04:50damn

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