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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an upset couple dealing with fans bugging them at a famous home they purchased and the show has some fun with one of their names.

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00:00in 2015 a couple bought the mansion that was featured in the first season of american horror
00:10story it's the so-called murder house and the couple says it has been a nightmare but not
00:16because it's actually haunted they're suing the realtors because they apparently neglected to
00:20mention the house is a tourist attraction well and people are always on the property
00:25uh this is the the story on cbs about this couple here in house absolutely good morning it is one
00:35of the things the owners say they had to do they had to put up a fence to try to keep out the hundreds
00:40of american horror story fans who show up to get a glimpse of the house but you can see it hasn't
00:44worked the fans have actually tried to scale the fence and they've tried to scale the walls of the
00:49house itself the couple says if they had known that that was going to happen they never would
00:54have moved in ornate and classically creepy this los angeles cultural landmark the rosenheim mansion
01:03was an ideal setting for the terrifying first season of american horror story
01:08so when you guys walked up to the house but actually living there has become a different
01:15kind of horror story for the home's owners married couple ernst von schwartz and angela
01:20people turning up in cars taking selfies taking videos do you recognize the house steven steven
01:29john american horror story we had several break-ins we had on three four occasions just in the last
01:36year i had to call the police we want to live here of course but it is very difficult especially
01:42since we don't feel safe thanks or it's once for what he i wonder what he does what does her response
01:47do the property value we tried contacting the seller's attorney but they haven't gotten that's
01:51that it would be the seller's legal obligation to disclose any noises or nuisances in the neighborhood
02:00come on oh you just google it yourself and figure out that this house is popular didn't she make
02:05a video to people wasn't that the wife yeah she's doing the same thing that they're made that about
02:10people doing to them exactly like oh look this is my husband earth funk squirts because to me
02:18earth funk squirts must be i love it he must be raking it in yeah because he's got the trophy wife
02:25uk oh yeah you know i made my fortunes and latex body suit yeah you probably did
02:32of the butt plug company why would you buy that creepy house i don't know there's something
02:39wrong he's german yeah he's german i like things on the edge i like things that are scary that's how
02:47all of us he is a clinical and academic cardiologist oh okay he's triple board certified in cardiology
02:54cardiovascular diseases advanced heart failure and transplant cardiology doctor doctor von squirts
02:59i'm here to put someone's heart back together you're dr ernst von squirts that's me
03:05can i get in your house because i like american horror stories it's very scary
03:10you're pretty scary dr von squirts thank you that sounds like the worst porto ever dr von squirts
03:19dr von squirts that is not his name but it is that's what he gets yeah that's what happened to
03:34you squirts all right look we need to get a hold of dr von squirts dr von squirts
03:42hi uh we're looking for dr dr von squirts is he he's the end no paging dr earth von squirts
03:50paging dr earth von squirts this is dr von squirts well von squirts is not working as well
03:57i was the only von listen i need my white shoes if i'm going to be on the news i cannot be looking
04:05like somebody that is not dr earths follow me here i've got a couple ideas for an outfit a fully
04:11black suit with some white skater board shoes i like it dr von squirts thank you
04:22his actual name is uh ernst von schwartz and he has his own dr ernst schwartz.com what am i saying
04:31what am i saying you thought it was one squirts
05:00no i'm saying squirts i'm saying i'm saying that urts von squirts yes doctor urts von squirts
05:09von squirts he's now my new favorite doctor it's von squirts professor doctor urts von squirts
05:19it's von squirts oh he's having a party at my very scary house today everybody wear your white
05:25shoes and make your hair look so cool welcome to von squirts manor what sucks is i have a fortune
05:32in money but i put the cheapest fence you could ever imagine
05:36so cheap and so ugly dr von squirts is not known for his best fence buying no he's not
05:44stuck here you know you're really gorgeous it's quite stunning when you're at your base
05:48you can use it to be honest i don't know how it looks about you
05:51you can use it to be honest unless you have it on my side but i don't know how i think
05:53i don't know what i think it's pretty good i thought i can use it to be honest i think if i
05:57i don't know if you have any other questions that i don't know what i'll know