00:00it's time now for ask Dave and Chuck the Freak this is where we get to your questions that you
00:11generally can't discuss with anyone else in your life because the it's just too damn weird it's
00:17too odd right whatever it doesn't have to be sexual it can be anything but just it's odd
00:22and you wouldn't want someone else knowing that about you and so this guy said catch your show
00:27all the time you did a segment about what happened to your ass and I had to share this
00:32when I was in the military during survival school I was out in the mountains of Washington state for
00:3810 days on a bathroom break I noticed a large amount of red blood so three days later doctor's
00:47office I explain the situation he opens a medical book up walks away 10 minutes later return says
00:51well my diagnosis is going to be the same either way but I want to take a look up there to be sure
00:56and so he has me lay spread eagle on the table busts out the lube there's a massive plastic syringe
01:03where the centerpiece comes out so it's basically a butthole periscope after swirling this scope around
01:09like a clock two or three times he finally says there it is right there after feeling like I was
01:15violated seven ways to Sunday he said it's a hemorrhoid I'm not going to prescribe you anything
01:20just take it easy on the john I feel like this doctor tricked me and did an unnecessary procedure
01:27what do you guys think I wonder if any of your listeners have been tricked by a doctor yeah he
01:33probably wasn't as far up as what he imagined yeah you know I feel like every slightest I was gonna say
01:41when it's your butt when it's your butt a quarter inch feels like two inches you know what I mean
01:49like if someone's in a quarter inch it feels like two inches someone's into two inches I'm just well
01:54I've been I've been butt penetrated now twice and trust me it feels like about two feet
02:00and that guy's fingers aren't that long
02:04so what I'm saying is if it's if it's two inches in it feels like it's like eight inches in right but
02:12this guy said been to that same school medical staff at that base hates their life they make
02:15everyone else suffer for it well so it could have been a case of well let's go in your butthole you
02:20bastard you got a little bleeding from the butt huh well I feel like there are some things that when
02:25you go to the doctor for you're gonna suffer anyway you know not words you want to hear at
02:31the doctor's office um Kyle from Boston venus venus here is an hey what's up yeah yeah so I have a
02:40little disease called alopecia which is a hair disease so I went to my doctor to get it checked
02:45out and they talked me in for like a whole body like checkout so he gets me down my skippies he
02:52asked me if he wants me to heat up the room so he puts down and he gets he kneels down right in
02:57front of me plug this little heater in he puts me on the table and he does that little quick thing
03:01without saying a word he looks at my junk pulls it down and tells me I'm okay that my hair will go
03:07back I'm sorry for alopecia he looked at your dick yes sir unless there's some connection between
03:15your johnson and your hair follicles on your head that I'm not aware of they said they wanted to do the
03:21full body checkout though right yeah but uh you know I have some moles and the guy didn't say
03:26nothing about those and uh it was very uh awkward situation and to this day I haven't gone back
03:31yeah all right man thanks I don't like this you what do you think what's the problem no I think he
03:38said he had moles on his on his penis and he didn't the doc didn't say anything about him
03:44we're finding out a lot I don't like it so his dick moles upset you yeah you're kind of
03:49offended by it dick moles is kind of dick moles I never could you imagine having a mole on here
03:56you're talking about a skin tag oh my god are we gonna look at it I don't honestly don't know
04:00if I've ever seen a penis mole that's what I'm saying penis moles penis moles okay let's take a
04:06look here I'm not ready for this some are like just hair growing out of them like an old witch
04:12like a wicked witch well moles have hair moles man oh my god didn't have it for that you gotta
04:20pay for that to be gone that's red and bloody is that a dead dick that's like a separate one
04:26dick of a dead man the dick of a dead man either that or it's a sweet potato I don't know what that
04:32is Dave I you'd have to yo ho ho a dead man's dick wow oh no you don't want dick moles no no see
04:42that one right there that was probably cancer I don't know you just don't want a dick mole and
04:48that's and that's I think that's what was bothering me that he had a couple moles on his dick and the
04:52guy was like no problems here perfect one more email here uh hi guys huge fan love the show listen
04:59every day my wife told me a story about her friend and I had to share it with you it's we
05:04believe a question only Chuck can answer okay her friend I'll call her Jill was recently broken up
05:09with well she revealed every single time they had sex he would pull out finale in his own hand
05:17and then eat it oh all yep Chuck the freak is the one to ask about this yeah it is a thing it is
05:26that's gross that's gross it is a thing every time it's basically like a snowball without the
05:34girl doing any part of it right for one I'm probably your own stuff you love your own stuff
05:40why oh that is bizarre that's a bizarre one you love yourself you love yourself that much and you
05:46probably eat your own stuff is what you're saying Chuck is that what I'm saying
05:50I hope not mysterious what am I saying question with a question
05:59there is a term for this and Josh knows it hi Josh good morning hey how's it going guys uh the lamb
06:08chops is everything yeah lamb chops is everything so uh I started this uh I was working on a new job
06:15and um come across these guys we're out of town and they they ended up getting with a prostitute
06:20and the other guy got with the prostitute after him and he said uh he goes yeah that dude's in
06:26the shrimp boating and you I go what's shrimp boating he goes it's when you blow in a girl
06:30and the next thing you know you take it out with your own mouth
06:32is there are there shrimp boat videos I've never seen shrimp boating guys
06:43that's something I've never seen so well it's just gonna bring up people wow that's so how is
06:49that shrimp boating is a look well we looked it up before no but it's it google knows what you want
06:56to see yeah it knows our habits but you gotta put you're leaving one thing out take it out of
07:01oh my god on anus well he did just say finish inside shrimp boating no yeah too oh yeah
07:11yep what I read all that to myself yeah he was like the up of oh yeah well inside up taking it
07:20out of a back door so yeah this guy did the back door to that hooker oh god a hooker's ass
07:26wow never been a more depraved act shrimp boating there you go
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