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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about taking the premade sandwich game by storm and providing something for fellow crust lovers. Will there ever be 'Crustables'?
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00:00we had read this stat about how the nfl spends millions of dollars a year
00:15on uncrustables yes is that legitimate apparently it is i think i've seen did we watch the videos
00:25in here of like them having them at the lions training camp and like guys were just grabbing
00:30them out of us so i just watch that somewhere um an nfl insider reveals several reasons why they are
00:37fast and portable they're great for locker rooms they're great for halftime snacks they're great
00:43for travel they're packed with quick carbs with the bread and jelly additionally the peanut butter
00:49adds fat and protein which every athlete needs and it can provide them with sustained energy levels
00:55that they need peanut butter is such a great snack i love it i always knew i fueled like an athlete
01:01yes yeah i eat way too much peanut butter yeah they say also weirdly enough the nostalgia effect
01:07like being reminiscent of childhood helps reduce stress in athletes it's calming yeah so um the nfl
01:16did confirm they go through roughly 80 000 uncrustables per season 80 000 yeah
01:24i watched them eat them after a training camp video or something so well there was a delay
01:29in one of the games due to like thunderstorms yeah that's what the sideline reporter said is like
01:34they're stocked up with uncrustables and all sorts of stuff in there huh how do the crust brothers feel
01:40about i'm not anti-crust i'll be i don't eat an uncrustable i've never had one i don't think
01:45well do they all have peanut butter in them no no there's nutella but that would be the one i would
01:51get the peanut butter and honey is there peanut butter honey yeah oh okay i've never had that
01:56that might be a good on the probably too much sugar in there now but no i don't care you don't care
02:01i really don't yeah we all die some way i always thought they were just peanut butter so i never
02:07because that's what my kids had was the peanut butter ones peanut butter jelly but uh so i stayed away
02:11from the jelly the raspberry and chuck why don't we start crustables don't they have they gotta have
02:17crustables where it has crust aren't those just sandwiches they don't just all crust don't ruin
02:24our idea shut up shut your face you're all right he gets really listen he takes it it's just a sandwich
02:30yeah he gets he takes it shut up shut your face isn't that just a sandwich shut up shut your face
02:36got a million dollar idea on the table here man crustables crustables sandwiches with crust
02:42the snack of the wnba yeah they love crust yeah we'll get page crust sisters rub it in your face
02:50oh my god i'll let her feed me oh okay i'll eat her crust oh my god almighty crust diamond i mean even
03:01the peanut butter i take the risk she doesn't want you anywhere near her crust he'd be covered he'd be
03:06covered in peanut butter knowing he's dying home with hives jesse be like what happened page page fed me
03:12peanut butter and jelly i couldn't say no no i get it yeah there is no such thing as crustables no no
03:20no lisa because they're sandwiches well right but they're not sandwiches on the go can you buy
03:26a packaged sandwich like frozen package sandwich yeah i don't this is our idea i know kid but it's
03:34not out there like no one else has done this yeah the deli counter and stuff and like ending machines
03:40they have sandwiches but no but i'm talking about this style like a kid's i don't think style you need
03:46a different name crustables crust brothers uncrustables isn't gonna let you use crust okay crust brothers
03:52crust okay crust almighty there you go not bad course jesus crust
03:59that's the commercial jesus crust that's delicious
04:08oh my god it's right in itself i love it i didn't believe in these guys ideas but once i tried it
04:14jesus christ is delicious it's good it's a blast for me i'm telling you crust almighty's
04:23i love it you guys we're sitting on mountains of cash it keeps pushing me to the ceiling
04:28oh my god yeah come on i'm just saying i can't believe there isn't like a
04:36normal like you just got a picture the uncrustable and then the exact same style
04:44thing but it has crust right would we okay you know how the uncrustables like round yeah we go
04:50square with it we do go square with it we go square with it we're the crust brothers yep
04:56extra crust you like it crusty we got you i'd think about doing a limited run with the
05:07what's it called the very first piece with the just oh the heel the heel oh no the heel
05:14oh the heel is delicious oh man i throw that away oh then bring it to me i'll eat it terrible
05:19oh i love the butt so i'm never gonna heal the heel holy heel that's delicious yeah holy yeah
05:29straight to heel
05:33come on listen dude you you nothing holds peanut butter i tell you a year from now if friggin square
05:42crusty sandwiches come out oh much like hot pockets stole my idea i will flip you'll lose your mind
05:47that's it that'll be my breaking yeah right that'll be when i just lose it and go to some world
05:52headquarters yeah you'll need to go on medication let's stop there yeah let's stop there and complain
05:56and make a complaint complaining um if uncrustables comes out with a product called crustables
06:04sue i mean i think and that that's who i'd be worried about get me david because it is
06:10are there other there's got to be others like us so love crust yeah yeah are you making
06:17of the sandwich with the heel of the bread no that was just a real no that's that's a limited
06:23edition run because most people hate it yeah i love the heel oh my god it's so it would be a fail
06:29i like the heel toasted you do i don't mind it it curls up if it's fresh i'll take it oh i'll eat it
06:36i put peanut butter on it i use it last i don't even well it's there i'm that guy i pulled from the
06:42middle and well lenny's got some things he doesn't like figured out he doesn't it's not his preferred
06:47but he won't let it go to waste the heel to me keeps the rest of the bread fresh so you always eat
06:52the last two heels first look at that double heel sandwich is this anyone listening in the food
06:58industry that wants to get in on the ground level here yeah we need distribution this is your shark
07:03tank moment jesus crust heal me jesus crust yeah heal this is your chance crust almighty
07:11oh holy crust brought to you my brothers and cross god's big right now guys god's big right
07:16now trademark you haven't said it yeah yeah sinful of peanut butter oh man see it's right in itself
07:26yeah we could do like a confessional we're the new ben and jerry's
07:30we're dave and chucks you imagine okay can you look something up for me yeah how much does
07:36uncrustable make per year oh i'm sure it's smuckers so oh my god imagine you're a smucker have you ever
07:43tried uncrustables yeah all the time oh really they're always in my house yeah uncrustables is on
07:50track to be a one billion dollar brand this year one billion dollars in sales they hit 920 million do you
07:57know how happy i would be with just being a 10 million dollar idea absolutely how are we going
08:04to take on smuckers we're not they can they can have their slice of the pie okay we're just trying
08:10to nudge in next door we're like i'm a little skeptical but i'm i want to be a part of it so i'm
08:16no i just got to be making sure we're making the right choices yeah that's good we're like a boyfriend
08:21who's dating someone who's got three dogs and you're just trying to get just a tiny bit of the
08:28blanket we just want a tiny bit that's all we need and we'd be set for life we're gonna get fired
08:36are you in or out oh i'm out okay she's gonna regret that y'all already is one day i'm in i'm in jesus
08:44crust is we'll take off crust almighty's oh whatever crust almighty we could workshop that a
08:50little bit the whole jesus i mean i get it i think we could have an offshoot we could probably do
09:01crust almighty yeah and we could sell them to the church and stuff and certain different
09:05organizations they would buy it up for sure holy hazelnut you know you know we can get a lot of
09:09rallies you can give them out at rallies i think they'd be a big hit the wafers and stuff we could
09:14sponsor it could just be crustables we're not gonna make eucharists okay relax okay you're out that's
09:21maybe taking it a bit too far okay yeah yeah the body of christ we're not making the body the body of
09:29crust god that is good blasphemy yeah body of crust all right that's what you have to say when you hand it
09:36the body of crust oh wow we're done the body of basically fired already we're just targeting
09:43i'm crustables over like a kids thing we're targeting adults totally yes yes part of our
09:50marketing could be how smuckers is all about the old people because you know like they do that yeah
09:55old person yeah so this is for the young generation yeah we're bringing across because smuckers is old
10:01and made racist comments allegedly oh wow i heard through the grapevine yeah we're bringing crust
10:08back what i so we're the pepsi oh no we'll be the coke do not i'm fine being the pepsi i'd rather be
10:17like the dr pepper whatever let's be the doctor pepsi's on a yacht still oh you're right you're right
10:24he's doing just you're right you're so right pepsi's on a yacht you're right i never thought
10:29of it that way yeah you're absolutely right may may not be as big as coke's yacht i can't wait for
10:34someone to take this idea and it to come out and dave loses mind oh my god no you will not you've
10:40never experienced i really have to do a deep dive and make sure no one's already doing this
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