00:00one more email to get to uh this guy said uh hey guys i'm a longtime listener from boston wouldn't
00:09be able to get through every morning if it wasn't for you guys i have a problem though and it's a
00:12big one i knew to come to you guys with it as soon as it became a thing so here we go
00:16i work for a government job for a wealthy town pretty much just to make ends meet while i commute
00:21to a local college i don't have long-term plans with this job because to make good money here
00:26you got to be at the top of the totem pole which is nearly impossible but here's where things get
00:30interesting a very nice middle-aged woman who was pretty much at the very top of our branch
00:35and makes boatloads of money wants to bang me oh wow i know this because it started off with her
00:41flirting a little bit here and there then it turned into her going out of her way to talk to
00:45me about random stuff then her asking me to go out for drinks but mentioned to me to keep it on the
00:52down low so no one finds out a couple of issues she is in her late 40s early 50s i'm 21 i also have
01:01a girlfriend who i'm devoted to and wouldn't want to hurt what do you guys think i should do i'm not
01:07big into women who are older than me but this could be a fun thing should i go out with her for one night
01:13in the hopes that if all goes well maybe i'll get a promotion slash raise should i do it for fun
01:19because i know i won't be around much longer be a good story when i'm older i'm stuck on where i
01:24should take this and i need your advice yeah i mean it is it is something you know it's a it's a
01:30thing especially if like you know my one of my friends was really into cougars like that was his
01:39thing and so for him it was like something he he can't he couldn't pass it up i'm probably the guy
01:46in the room that has banged someone with the biggest age difference well yeah because you
01:50were 13 yeah yeah yeah right because you were sexually okay i know but i wouldn't that's why
01:58i wouldn't recommend it because it i would take it back if i could yeah yeah you know i mean at the
02:04time i was like sweet i'm having sex right but you have to look at it like double it up so like
02:10whatever age you are you have to double it up so if you were 25 they'd be 50 right yeah if you were
02:1730 they'd be 60 sure like it gets i was 13 she was 26 it gets wacky yeah you know and the realization
02:24of that only came on this show because like for years i just normal i well i didn't think it was
02:29normal i just didn't think it was as crazy like had sex with an older woman the first time in ireland
02:33whatever yeah then as i we talked through it through the years almost like therapy sessions i was like
02:38jesus yeah she took advantage of my wee body yeah yeah it's too young that's yeah you were 13
02:45i was playing with transformers i remember i didn't know and i was in here with you guys and
02:53it just came up and i was like what yeah you were 13 david oh my we david had a wild summer in ireland
03:04yeah my parents know when they were sending me there for the summer that maxed out six credit
03:08cards and bang their old lady so did i could think a massive credit card dad he did he had a while
03:14that was wild that's the wildest dave's ever been gave me a visa yeah yeah and i the the it didn't at
03:23that time right it didn't it took forever for visa here yep to realize that i was charging there
03:30by the time they caught up here i was way over my limit they had given me because you at some point
03:37was you were just like well listen i know i'm i know i'm probably maxed out they'll tell me when i'm
03:45when i'm at my limit that was your belief system that was your belief just stop working when i was at
03:51my limit and they just were like you know what let's just keep extending him
03:55it might have been i don't know it's a better yeah my parents helped me get it but i had a bank
04:16account there i didn't think you could like by law get a well technically it was under my name
04:21or if it was under my it's probably under their name it was my dad's the same name as me right
04:25oh yeah i think it was probably you're a badass little 13 year old man he destroyed the most badass
04:30i've ever been at 14 i'm no longer a virgin and i'm not necessarily in debt the best part is to
04:36the credit card is probably what got him laid he's probably using the credit card at the bar no doubt
04:40and the older woman was like oh man this guy's got it together he's got a credit card with a huge
04:43limit i'm gonna bang this guy yeah it's what i bought the trench coat with which made me look
04:47older yeah which got me into the bar which got me to meet that woman it was all it all goes back to
04:52the credit card yeah don't get your kids a credit card your parents are great people but yeah they
04:57just were like here go ahead go they had no reason not to trust me then right and i didn't do i mean
05:04besides screwing his 26 year old i didn't do anything crazy that summer right yeah right a massive
05:09credit card debt and screwed a 26 year old yeah outside of that nothing crazy i just had my irish
05:14cousins are to blame they shouldn't have let that happen to me they were supposed to be watching over
05:19you absolutely yeah and my cousins were in their early some of my cousins were in their early 20s
05:23they were supposed to be like oh we did it you can't go with her yeah they were like wait on we
05:28yeah oh we go you never know what'll happen come by later and get you and they did and that was all
05:35done by then that's a story you never see on a visa commercial no no my god no visa it's everywhere
05:43you want to be it got me laid at 13 one trench coat
05:4825 drinks
05:53half of a hotel room priceless
05:59oh yeah no that is not the commercial oh that's a wild summer dave you gotta make a movie man
06:06nah i don't think outside of that it was pretty boring i just had a couple of crazy nights the rest
06:11of it was just hanging out with my irish cousin doing nothing helping my uncle open up his irish
06:15restaurant every morning the debt but okay i will say this it changed your whole life honestly
06:21it turned you into me responsible down responsible financial dave yeah that's yeah because i realized
06:28oh you can't do that yeah well plus your dad is gonna kill you you had to pay that stuff off
06:32how a 13 year old andy would handle massive credit card debt same way 20 year old andy
06:38yeah that's true dodge and call dodge and call whoa matrix that one
06:45uh
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