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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who showed his donger to a female co-worker and is wondering whether or not he has now cheated on his wife.

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00:00uh this guy sent us an email said what's up said really i need lisa's opinion on this oh no
00:13all right people always want my opinion i don't know about this so i was at work during lunch
00:17few of us started talking about sex and the subject of penis size came up
00:22a female co-worker a female co-worker asked how big are you wow oh that's holy cow big enough honey
00:35bun he said so i told her yeah then she asked to see it here you go so we left the group
00:46stop it and i showed her wow now the problem is i'm married i have been for eight years
00:54now why you do come to me don't come to me you shouldn't be showing your wiener to people
00:59you're not supposed to he said i'm starting to feel guilty so i had to ask lisa is that cheating
01:05did i cheat now i feel super bad yeah in a weird way yeah it was just a joke yeah you can't do that
01:12well one can i say this that is dude you're an idiot yeah because you never one don't whip out
01:20your penis at work why not though no chuck come on because that could be a setup that woman could
01:27hate that guy and can't believe it and all of a sudden it's now a human resource complaint he
01:32whipped his penis out on the road to an affair well i'm sure that's it but i'm saying there is a
01:38possibility that's the reason why you don't whip your penis out at work you don't ask a man about
01:43his penis size it's like the preliminary you're leading into a fair yeah time right when you ask
01:50to see it and then leave with him to go check it out what's everyone in the group talking about now
01:55can you imagine if andy and lisa had that conversation and they just left the room together
02:00like what we'd be talking about when they leave the room so andy can whip it out for her
02:06yeah did you just hear that that's not normal i'm pretty sure andy just went to show his donger
02:11no he can't i hope he's smart enough to charge her 20 bucks at least
02:14james always she wants to touch it that costs extra too yeah i just think what happened there was they
02:23went to a different place he whipped it out she might have even attempted something and he was like
02:29no no no no like and then realized oh crap like did i cross a line because he's playing the affair
02:35dance like oh yeah if your girl if your wife showed her vagine to a dude would how'd you feel
02:43about that that's a great way to put it can you imagine like amber comes home and is like so this
02:48guy at work has to see my vagina so just rest it out for him yeah yeah i might take issue with that
02:53i guess like once he once you're in that room you might as well have just done it all just just get
02:59it over with and do it all because that's where you're leading her because it's just like tiptoeing
03:03to it it doesn't matter if she finds out that you just showed it to someone that's bad if you find
03:10you might as well have just banged her like going into the other room with someone to show them your
03:17junk it's just as bad as it's going to cost you the same amount of in life a chick doesn't want to
03:24just see your penis for scientific purposes they never want to see your penis for scientific
03:28purposes they don't want to see it i bet there's been a lot of flirting there before this someone
03:33said also i assume his dong was hard when he showed her how did that happen yeah i mean he doesn't
03:37mention anything about that well you're not going to show us it had to be yeah right yeah
03:43i would never ever just show a show to you soft god no god no you're gonna have to give me a minute
03:56that's all he is i can't see and that's a good thing yeah no well you still couldn't see yeah
04:05you wouldn't be able to see stage one i'd have to slap him around for a half an hour
04:10but that is a good point that is a really really good smack him in a book point because that
04:16he had to be like excited yeah to show it i was waiting to see how she would word that
04:23you're right i mean if you're gonna do a uh you know a penis fashion show
04:29it's gotta be fully well yeah that's the only time you're ever showing anybody you know you
04:36don't pull it down i mean unless you're like showing myself my stage one i walk by the mirror
04:40oh i know i wish i wish i didn't see it every time someone said um guy sounds dumb but i don't
04:48consider flashing someone cheating see and then you're in a subsect of people well here's the thing
04:53i mean there are people that flash okay that think it's funny like they'll flash a room yeah but it's
05:01like a random like flashing this exactly exactly there's a big difference between like everyone
05:10knows someone like i definitely know a guy who's crazy enough that he would have flashed an entire
05:16bar and not wouldn't have thought anything of it and he would have had a girlfriend and it didn't
05:21matter this was a let's go to the back room so that i can see the size of it yeah that's like chuck
05:26saying hey james let me see it and we go in the other room and i show him right as opposed to me with
05:31a mask hopping the fence running through the the yard here dropping my drawers wiggling it and then
05:36yeah running the top of the fence again exactly both have happened but yeah yes but one is much
05:41more intimate than the other yes yeah so uh is it cheating we all consider it cheating as we said
05:48it's totally up to your lady though to make the final call but um one don't ever do that again
05:53and two hope to god nothing worse comes of this because it was just a really bad decision that you
05:58made and you might be able to sell it if you charge her twenty dollars to see it you can say you
06:02were just making twenty bucks oh yeah that's true keep that in your back pocket yeah always ask it to
06:08get paid