- 6 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who found out his girlfriend has been unknowingly serving him "panty tea" to make him fall deeply in love with her.
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00:00First, should a listener be upset
00:12that his lady made him tea
00:14with her panties?
00:17What?
00:19I mean...
00:20Panty tea.
00:22Say that a lot. What?
00:24What?
00:25Say what? Huh.
00:28Panty tea.
00:28So this guy said, firstly, love the show.
00:31Secondly, my girlfriend and I were talking
00:33and she was bragging about me with her friends.
00:35Okay.
00:36And they said, oh, don't brag too much.
00:39Someone's going to try and steal him.
00:41Oh.
00:42She then told them and me,
00:45he can't be stolen.
00:47I've given him the panty tea.
00:50It's impossible
00:51for him to fall for anyone else.
00:54Is this some kind of witchcraft?
00:55She went on to explain that early in our relationship,
00:58after pleasuring herself
01:01with panties on.
01:03Yeah.
01:05She took those panties,
01:07put them in with some water,
01:11honey, and lemon,
01:13and made panty tea.
01:17But there wasn't even any,
01:18like a tea bag in it?
01:19It was just her...
01:20Stuff.
01:21Juices.
01:21Juices.
01:22Then what did she do with it?
01:24I then unknowingly drank that tea, he said.
01:27Come to find out,
01:28it is very common
01:30in the Caribbean islands where she's from.
01:32Oh, wow.
01:33For ladies to do this
01:35to make men fall head over heels for you.
01:37It's not the tea.
01:38I did look this up
01:41and I did find some similar stuff
01:45on Urban Dictionary, he said.
01:49Panty tea is prepared
01:50by soaking the soiled cotton crotch
01:53of a panty in boiling water.
01:55I don't like that term.
01:56Until the glazy crust
01:57dissolves into the water.
01:58Let's not call it a glazy crust.
02:01Oh, wow.
02:01This is a terrible description.
02:02After seeping in the hot water,
02:04fresh aromas of the vagina
02:05will start to whiffed away
02:06at a drop of honey
02:08and a twist of lemon
02:08and you'll have a great tasting tea
02:11that'll make your Mr. Woody
02:12stand tall and proud.
02:13I can't even imagine
02:14someone handing me
02:15just like a warmer glass
02:17of just honey, lemon water.
02:20You wouldn't drink it, right?
02:21No, I would think
02:22it was for my fingers.
02:25Like I would think
02:25that that was like a,
02:27you know,
02:27like I just ate some ribs
02:28and needed to like wash or something.
02:31It's not something
02:32I would want to drink.
02:33No, I know that
02:36my wife will drink lemon water,
02:37like hot lemon honey,
02:38you know, for throat and stuff.
02:40How would you feel
02:41if this happened to you?
02:43Any of you guys
02:44that you found out
02:44that you're a lady?
02:45Assault.
02:50I'd be a little honored.
02:51I think it depends on the lady.
02:52I think it does.
02:53You would be honored?
02:54A little bit.
02:55A little bit.
02:55She's trying to like
02:56witchcraft me into loving her.
02:59Yeah.
03:00I'm doing something right.
03:01I think there are worse things.
03:02You would drink the panty tea?
03:04What if your guy did this?
03:05Here's the thing.
03:06I'm going to do terrible things.
03:08I'm going to,
03:08I'm going to do,
03:09I'm already doing all this.
03:11I know what goes on down there.
03:14You know what I mean?
03:15I mean,
03:15it's not the word.
03:16It's not like,
03:17it's not something
03:18I don't encounter.
03:18You're not tasting it.
03:19You're tasting it anyway.
03:20It's kind of,
03:21kind of crazy to do,
03:22but I mean,
03:23if that's part of where she's from
03:24and that's what they do
03:25and I can't judge,
03:27I guess,
03:28but it's odd.
03:29Would it be shocking
03:31that I would be with a crazy person
03:33that would make me panty tea?
03:36No.
03:36No.
03:37It's not that far-fetched.
03:38Okay.
03:39I used to work as a bikini barista,
03:41someone said,
03:42at a place nearby.
03:43Yep.
03:43I had one customer
03:44who used to pay me
03:45a hundred bucks a week
03:47for panty tea.
03:49Hot water and honey
03:51and lemon
03:52poured over my lace thong.
03:54I had no idea
03:55this was actually a thing.
03:57Well,
03:57you were making him
03:58fall in love with you.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Worse and worse every week.
04:03And he was paying for it.
04:05It would be weird
04:06to like be brought
04:06a glass of tea
04:07with the panties
04:08draped over the side
04:09like a tea bag.
04:10You know?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Because that's what I picture.
04:13You're like,
04:13you keep dunking.
04:14You keep dunking.
04:15What is dunking?
04:16I can't think of the term for it.
04:17What is the flavor that I have?
04:18Steeping?
04:19Steeping, yeah.
04:20To be like steeping your panties.
04:23Now,
04:23if you unknowingly drank my tea,
04:26dear God,
04:28Chuck's panty tea.
04:31Also a glazy crust.
04:32This wouldn't work for guys.
04:33It doesn't work
04:34in the opposite way.
04:35That's a straw.
04:35Wait until Chuck's
04:36glazy crust
04:38dissolves into the water.
04:39When you think about it that way,
04:42it's totally different.
04:44Muscat.
04:44Yep.
04:45Musky glazy crust
04:46from his cotton crotch.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Mmm.
04:51Nice and warm.
04:52Don't.
04:53Say it.
04:54I'm just saying.
04:54It's so funny.
04:55People are like split
04:57in the exact opposite direction.
04:59Okay.
04:59Like this guy.
05:00I'm drinking every last drop.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03And then,
05:03I'm gonna vomit.
05:04It all depends.
05:06It's a split, yeah.
05:06It all,
05:07like you either love it or hate it.
05:08You're either into it
05:10or you're disgusted by it.
05:11This, uh,
05:12new trend of,
05:13um,
05:15like a guy will bring up
05:16a drink to this counter
05:18at like a barista shop
05:20and he's like,
05:21he gets the drink
05:22and then he's like,
05:23oh,
05:23I asked for cream
05:24and then whoever's working there
05:27then takes it back
05:29and spits out of their mouth
05:30cream
05:31into
05:32the drink.
05:33Now,
05:33it started where the person
05:34was just like,
05:35oh,
05:35thanks.
05:36Now,
05:36they're drinking it.
05:38Now,
05:38the guys are drinking it.
05:39So it'll be like
05:40four different women
05:41spitting cream
05:41into a drink
05:42and then the guy
05:43drinks it.
05:44Similar situation
05:45but she squirted it fresh
05:47into
05:50Oh,
05:51from the
05:51Yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Right,
05:53from the spigot.
05:53Mm-hmm.
05:54Into
05:55the coffee?
05:56It's coffee.
05:56Yep.
06:00Oh,
06:01that?
06:01Oh,
06:02that is too far for you?
06:03I think you've activated something.
06:05Oh,
06:05no.
06:05Oh,
06:05God.
06:06Well,
06:06that's P.
06:07No,
06:08not that.
06:09God,
06:09thank you,
06:10idiot.
06:11Oh,
06:11my God.
06:14Oh,
06:15my God.
06:16I was making the moves.
06:18I can't see it.
06:19I can't see it.
06:20I can't see it.
06:21You said the words
06:22and that's why
06:22and you were like
06:23from
06:23and you were being
06:24Yeah.
06:25Trying not to say it.
06:27I mean,
06:27that's different,
06:28right?
06:29Called you an idiot.
06:30No.
06:31That's not the first time.
06:32Oh.
06:33I apologize.
06:34Yes.
06:35Had to be said.
06:36Okay,
06:36this guy said
06:37I dated a girl
06:38who was Wiccan.
06:39And kept trying
06:40to put her menstrual blood
06:41in my coffee.
06:42Oh,
06:42that's way worse.
06:44That's different.
06:45That's a dark roast.
06:47That's way worse.
06:48Can't be any worse
06:49than the dehydrated cream.
06:53The powder.
06:55Oh,
06:55which one?
06:56What?
06:56Okay.
06:57As a man who's drank
06:58the powdered cream.
06:59Yes.
07:00Menstrual blood is way worse.
07:01What are you saying?
07:02That's menstrual blood.
07:03He thinks the powder
07:05is more disgusting
07:06than the Wiccan's menstrual blood?
07:09I mean,
07:09just,
07:09you know,
07:10barely.
07:12I wouldn't want
07:12to drink either.
07:13No.
07:14He loves a real cream.
07:16So does this person
07:17that wrote in
07:18have a question
07:18or they just want
07:19to tell us about it?
07:19No,
07:19they wanted to know,
07:20like,
07:20is this crazy?
07:22It's crazy.
07:23Is it okay
07:23that I'm not cool with it?
07:25It's okay
07:26you're not cool with it.
07:27Absolutely.
07:27Yeah.
07:28It's kind of crazy.
07:30It is.
07:30It's like a,
07:31probably like an old
07:32crazy Caribbean wives tale,
07:33right?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:34I mean,
07:35guys have been doing
07:36this kind of stuff
07:37from the dawn of time.
07:38Like,
07:39there's like a lot of like,
07:41well,
07:41in this case,
07:42I saw a lady who did it.
07:44They poured a drink
07:45down a man's
07:47backside
07:49into a glass
07:50and then the lady drank it.
07:53What does he do
07:54when he leaves here?
07:55Oh,
07:55so much
07:56that we don't want
07:57to know about.
07:57Male butt shots?
07:59When you have watched
08:01a video
08:03of people
08:04spitting into a cup,
08:05it's,
08:05you're going to be
08:07anal luge.
08:08Well,
08:08now everyone is going to
08:09see it.
08:10Yeah,
08:10because we've talked about it.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Enjoyed the anal luge videos
08:13you're going to be inundated with.
08:14I wasn't ready for it
08:15and,
08:16like,
08:17the girl did it
08:18and another girl
08:19was watching
08:19and was in
08:20a state of disbelief.
08:23Couldn't believe
08:24what she was seeing.
08:25And,
08:26with good reason.
08:28With good reason.
08:30If you made Chuck tea,
08:32though,
08:32you'd have to pull
08:32all that hair
08:33out of the water.
08:35That's,
08:35you would need
08:35a little net.
08:37You would want
08:38a little net.
08:38Like they filtered tea leaves?
08:39Yeah,
08:40like you'd want that.
08:41You'd need the pube filter.
08:42Yeah,
08:42exactly.
08:44And hope none
08:44make it through.
08:45Oh,
08:45God,
08:45no.
08:46Oh,
08:46yeah,
08:47well,
08:47because you'd be like,
08:49wait a second.
08:50What is that?
08:51It'd be on your tongue.
08:52It'd be on your tongue.
08:53So,
08:53yeah,
08:53I think it's totally fine,
08:55too.
08:55Listen,
08:55a lot of people
08:56are fine with it.
08:57You have to know,
08:58though,
08:58right,
08:58before,
08:59like,
08:59you can't just,
09:00you can't sneak things
09:01into drinks.
09:02Well,
09:03but that's the wife's tale
09:04is that they can't know.
09:06Yes,
09:07I agree.
09:07Yes,
09:08I agree.
09:08Wait a second,
09:09though.
09:09I think it would be
09:10almost impossible
09:11if someone laid it out
09:13on the table
09:13what you're about to drink
09:15to drink it.
09:16No,
09:17I think you're wrong
09:18according to the text messages.
09:19Right,
09:19like,
09:20you need to be willing
09:21to participate in that.
09:22okay.
09:23Wow,
09:24I don't know,
09:25man.
09:27Otherwise,
09:27it's not good
09:28to do it to someone
09:30or have done to you.
09:32No.
09:33Right.
09:33Get your cooter,
09:36T!
09:38Man.
09:40Just.
09:45The.
09:47Women's underwear
09:48can be wild
09:49is all I'm going to say.
09:51They can be wild.
09:52If you've gone through
09:53any kind of process
09:54of having to clean
09:55people's clothing,
09:57stuff like that.
09:58Sure.
09:59It's wild down there.
10:00And so I don't,
10:02I don't know
10:02if I'd be able
10:03to be a willing
10:05participant
10:06if you were like,
10:07this is what I did.
10:08I'd need to see them first.
10:10But as you say,
10:11you're dining there
10:12any ways.
10:13I know,
10:14but I feel like
10:14there's more than
10:15you bargained for
10:16down there.
10:18I just,
10:19there's stuff,
10:20you know.
10:20Okay,
10:20but to this guy
10:21who's emailing us,
10:23yes,
10:23it's okay to say,
10:24hey,
10:26that's not cool
10:27that you made me
10:27panty tee without telling me.
10:29It's okay.
10:30It's okay.
10:31Sounds like you still
10:31love her and everything's good,
10:33but.
10:34Well,
10:34he's under her spell,
10:35so he doesn't have a choice.
10:38Of course he loves her.
10:42It worked.
10:43It did work.
10:44Every time it worked.
10:45So,
10:45ladies will be boiling
10:46their panties like crazy tonight.
10:48Oh, wow.
10:48Wow.
10:49Some happy men out there.
10:51Yes,
10:51there will be,
10:52and some disgusted ones.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54No.
10:55So,
10:55there was so much
10:57on theęå
10:58who knows
10:58who needs work
10:58as a kid.
10:59Do you?"
10:59No.
11:00No,
11:00I'm okay.
11:00No.
11:02No,
11:03no,
11:04no.
11:04I'm going to
11:05stop being
11:05wrong.
11:10Anyone else
11:11don't care?
11:13What's wrong?
11:13I love?
11:14No.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16But I'm already
11:16gone dall
11:17on the ugly
11:18leaders
11:19and now
11:19what's wrong?
11:20I'm just
11:21going to
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