Flight 33 Back in Time

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Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss a cancelled flight that happens to share the same name as an episode of The Twilight Zone, so the show reenact what it would have been like if Flight 33 went back in time!

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00:00Hawaiian Airlines says a flight bound from Maui had to return to the gate at Los Angeles

00:09International Airport three separate times for three separate problems before they finally

00:17decided we should cancel this flight. Yeah, this plane isn't very good. Can we get a new plane,

00:23please? How safe would you feel when it's the third time you're going back to the gate? Not at all.

00:27Um, when you're about to fly for what, eight, nine hours over the ocean, but did they take off or was

00:35it, they never took off. It was just like, they heard a clunk in and they took it back in. I think

00:40they flew and came back. Oh, it would be crazy to keep taking off and landing, taking off and landing.

00:49The worst part of the flight is when you take off and when you land,

00:56that would be, maybe they didn't leave.

01:02Hey, everybody. I know we keep landing here. It's because, uh, well, the first time was because the

01:08engine on the left side of the plane fell off. Second time was that large rumbling. You heard

01:18that was the top of the plane ripping off. We figured we'd need it. Uh, so we landed again,

01:27they just taped it back on. And, uh, the third thing you heard was, uh, a man fell out of the

01:34plane. Is he okay? No, he's dead, but we're going to take off you. Well, you know what? Cancel. Okay.

01:42We're going to cancel the flight. After the guy died, we'll, uh, get your hotel room. Okay.

01:51For the, his family, our thoughts are with you. Thank you for flying with us. Uh, flight 33 was

01:59categorized as an extended range operation. Like all flights are that are going large distances. Uh,

02:07flights like that require more safety precautions. They say not making you feel comfortable flying

02:13though. When you have to go back to the game three separate times. What's weird is there was a

02:17twilight zone episode called flight 33 and they excite when I was Googling the story, it came up,

02:22the commercial airliner went back in time. Oh, it's called flight 33. It was the same. That's so weird.

02:30Real bitch of a thing. This is ancient Hawaii. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've got a bit

02:38of a problem as the... That's that a pterodactyl? What the hell was that? That was actually a

02:44pterodactyl. Oh my God. There's dinosaurs here. We went back in time. That's a hell of a time

02:51trying to land because... That pterodactyl's pissed! Yep, it's trying to get the plane. It really is. We believe

02:58it's trying to have sex with us. Is it humping us? It is humping us. It's humping us right now.

03:04If you look to the left, you can see, uh, yep, that's a male pterodactyl. That was a pterodactyl.

03:09That was totally a pterodactyl. It's having sex with us right now, so... Oh my. We don't really know

03:15what we're gonna do as, uh, airport runways are not going to be invented for about 300 million years.

03:22Oh my God. So, uh, we might have to take this thing right into the water.

03:28Oh, Jesus. And just to give you a heads up, uh, there are megalodons in that which could

03:36eat this entire plane. They're huge! They are. Look, if you look down, you can see one down

03:41there right now. We're at 30,000 feet. I'd better get a meal voucher for this.

03:45Uh, I doubt it. Oh, man. My guess is you're a meal all right. It's gonna be for probably a group of

03:55angry velociraptors. Oh, that sucked the day our flight went back in time.

04:01What a pain in the ass that was. Ancient Hawaii. Weird travels.

04:13Uh, remember, uh, there's the, uh, tour of, uh, well, there's no tours. Uh, you're gonna just be in

04:20the jungle and we'll probably be eaten by an assortment of, uh, evil lizard-like creatures

04:28that we're not prepared to defend ourselves again. Looks like it's still an active volcano there!

04:33That's right. Uh, it's spewing lava. I don't know. Going back in time sucks.

04:41Look at the episode. That's exactly what they did. What? Pterodactyls and stuff?

04:46Yeah, they had a dinosaur. Stop it, Lisa. Stop it.

04:51Flight 33, Twilight Zone. Oh, my God, we, uh, seem to have gone back in goddamn time.

04:56What fight did you say this was? Huh?

04:58LaGuardia, this is Global Airlines Flight 33. Now stop fooling around. We're short on fuel.

05:04Global 33? What kind of aircraft is this?

05:08This is a jet aircraft.

05:09Did you say a jet aircraft?

05:12Now let me handle it.

05:15LaGuardia, this is a jet. They have four big lovely turbines and they're getting hungry,

05:20running short on fuel. I don't see dinosaurs.

05:22So they went back in time, but just a few years before. Oh, well, I saw the,

05:26the screenshots I'd saw they had, they had that. I know.

05:30Well, maybe they go back several times. Maybe they keep flying and they just keep

05:33going farther and farther back. It's the odyssey of, yeah, that's what it is. It's the,

05:36they, they keep going back. Oh, my God.

05:39Yeah, well, they find a way back to the present.

05:42I like how that pilot was like, now shut your stupid mouth.

05:45Shut your goddamn pie hole and let me take this.

05:48There's no such thing as jets.

05:50LaGuardia, we are jet. We got four hungry, big ass engines here.

05:55What the hell do you mean a jet?

05:58There's no such thing.

05:59A jet engine turbine powered beautiful steel.

06:03Flight 33, you're terrifying us, but you were clear to land.

06:07Thank you. Let's talk to one of these stewardesses and see if we really talk down to her.

06:12Listen here, honey.

06:15Sugar tits, run it back for me and get me a hard drink and a pack of smokes before I land this bitch.

06:24Well, that's the one good news for the people on flight 33 to Hawaii. They didn't go back in time.

06:29Yeah.

06:30Ironic though, it's called flight 33.

06:32Yeah, that's so weird.

06:34Now, if I ever get on a flight 33, I'm going to be like,

06:37I swear to God, if this flight goes back in time, I'm going to have everybody's ass.

06:42It'll be Andy Air.

06:43Sir, calm down. There's no chance our flight goes back in time.

06:47What's that? Is that a pterodactyl?

06:49Oh, geez.

06:50I told you.

06:51It's the pterodactyl.

06:52I goddamn told you.

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