Big Girls On Tour

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a boa constrictor that was rescued from a woman's home and have a discussion about an idea for a niche market big girl tour.

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00:00two deputies in illinois uh busted into a burning house to rescue a big lady's boa constrictor

00:10the deputies rush into this house fire um came out with the homeowner's pet boa constrictor the

00:17snake was reunited with its owner outside there she is there thank god oh thank you

00:25they say the two deputies ran into a smoke-filled residence to save this reptile

00:29fire was sparked by an aquarium stand inside the house don't i know it no one was injured

00:37they say when i have her on my neck i look like britney's face

00:40that's what she's going for i guess

00:45toxic

00:47you're practicing in there b-bap i sure am i get my sneak

01:05she could probably do a pretty good job if she went as big britney you think people would

01:17see big britney that's a weird like if that's your stay jack you go i remember when britney

01:23was big britney and no one was into her do you put your hair together for big

01:29this is a hurt

01:38this is a hurt dance

01:46it is you gotta just stay strong b-bap

01:48stay strong i will coordinate this with you really wipe his lap now

02:08remember your training

02:15believe we'll be in las vegas in their time

02:21tempering is playing it

02:25remember you are a sexy student

02:28i'm toxic

02:30i'm going under

02:31playing every voice in everything

02:34i told you that

02:35because i know that i'm sexy

02:38big britney spears

02:45coming soon to vegas

02:46what if they did like like the big girls tour

02:50uh dave

02:51what if they did that

02:53like all the like big ariana grande

02:56do you think britney

02:57ariana grande

02:59exactly

03:00do you think anyone would go to that

03:03it'd be fun to see

03:04no

03:04big shakira

03:06no

03:07come on that'd be fun to watch

03:09i think there would be

03:09no

03:11the only listen

03:20none of this is

03:21good to me

03:23the only thing that's good is her butt

03:26shaking like that

03:27like this music is terrible to me

03:29i never liked her

03:30you don't think it would just be fun to watch though

03:31i think you might get some backsplash

03:33yeah

03:34backsplash

03:36definitely get some backsplash

03:38yeah

03:39and backsplash

03:42is sweat off of a bat

03:44right

03:44that is going

03:45thrust into your face

03:47with a fast hip movement

03:48some hippie backsplashing

03:51hey

03:52my hips don't lie

03:54and i'm starting to feel it boy

03:55dude it's like a gallagher show

03:57uh jason said you could get

03:59big steena aguilera in there too

04:01oh jesus

04:02genie in a big ass battle

04:05you need a bigger bottle of that genie's

04:06yeah you would

04:07such a big battle

04:07i don't know

04:09it might be a fun like

04:10niche little tour to go to

04:12i feel like people would be more offended than

04:14yeah

04:15only dave think this is a great idea

04:18come on big laurels would love to show

04:20another terrible idea

04:21no

04:21objectifying

04:23dave's like

04:24can't we objectify a big girl too

04:27you're not objectifying

04:28you're giving them a platform

04:29oh is that it

04:30you're here

04:31you're here

04:32you're here

04:33you wanna be with me

04:36baby dave's a price to pay

04:39i'm a genie in the back

04:41yeah

04:42i think it's just

04:47dave's big girls on tour

04:49would probably be a hit

04:50i don't

04:51that'd be crazy to slap your name on it

04:53dave hunter

04:55dave hunter's big girls on tour

04:57ariana grande

04:59big britney

05:00christina biguilera

05:03big big brit brit

05:06yep

05:07come on

05:09be fun

05:09genie in a barrel

05:11oh my god

05:21there is already a big britney

05:22there's a big britney already

05:23there's a woman that does this

05:24bath

05:25oh yeah

05:27no

05:29well no

05:29this is the real britney

05:30when she was big

05:32oh

05:32yes

05:32do i remember she did that one dance number

05:36where she was just like

05:37it was

05:37yeah

05:39i think that was more medication

05:47oh i think i think it was

05:49but she was a little

05:50i mean she's

05:51as ripped as it gets now

05:53oh yeah she got it

05:54like she's got a fitness boyfriend

05:56i think

05:56she tied it up

05:57yeah

05:57i don't know people are already asking

05:59where they can get tickets for dave's big girls on tour

06:01i'm telling you guys

06:02there's something to it

06:03it'd be fun to watch

06:04go ahead and put that on

06:05see how that goes

06:06see how that goes

06:07i don't know guys

06:08i don't know guys

06:09i don't know guys

06:09i don't know gorgia

06:10you

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