Old Man Frogger

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a dark-sided story involving an older man who tried to cross a few lanes of busy highway to ask for directions.

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00:00It sucks to be old

00:07Heads up, this is Dark Sided

00:12Oh Jesus

00:14It does suck to be old

00:15Oh

00:16Oh

00:16Yeah

00:17You gotta tease it

00:19You gotta tease it

00:20A man

00:21I don't know where I'm going

00:24Ran across a highway to ask for directions in Charlotte, North Carolina

00:28I'll just run across here real quick

00:29Don't do it

00:30There's gotta be answers on the other side of this

00:33I don't know

00:34Did not make it out well

00:37There's a guy over there

00:38That's what happened

00:3982 year old man

00:41Saw someone mowing the grass

00:43On the other side of the interstate

00:46Yep

00:46Okay

00:47So he's heading one direction

00:49Oh yeah

00:50The other direction

00:50On the other side of the grass

00:51There's someone mowing the lawn

00:52He figures

00:53I'll stop

00:54I'll just hop over this median

00:57Run across this other lane of highway

01:00With all those semi trucks

01:01Oh my god

01:02And I'll ask him a quick second

01:04Hey where is

01:05The Yosemite National Park

01:08Or whatever I'm looking for

01:09Whatever old thing I'm looking for

01:12The man pulled off on the shoulder

01:13On the northbound lanes

01:14Okay

01:15Walked across the entire highway

01:18Including hopping the median

01:20Yep

01:21Walked across the southbound lanes

01:24Stopped

01:25Asked the person mowing the grass for directions

01:28Great I got them

01:30Took quite a bit

01:31Because the guy couldn't hear everything

01:33What?

01:34Turn off the lawnmower

01:35No

01:36Turn off the lawnmower

01:38Lawnmower

01:39What do you want?

01:40I don't know

01:40These raging trucks behind me are loud

01:42I can't wait to frogger my way through

01:46This pit of death

01:49Yeah because he's 82 right

01:50So like the noise of the highway

01:51And the lawnmower

01:53Yeah

01:53The guy's lips were just moving

01:55He couldn't hear the thing he was saying

01:56Probably

01:56Oh boy

01:58Well it won't matter

01:59Get some directions

02:00I guess

02:00Heads back across the highway

02:03One lane

02:04Two lanes

02:07Frantically running witnesses say

02:08Oh boy I better hurry

02:09Oh no

02:10I'm not going as fast as I used to

02:12And he was hit

02:14By what?

02:16By what?

02:18They don't say

02:19They don't say

02:20He's no longer with us

02:22Oh wow

02:2382 you can't just

02:24Get hit

02:25I mean you shouldn't do that at 22

02:28Yeah I'd be scared to run across the highway

02:29Just to be serious

02:30I should never do that

02:31But at 82 you definitely can't run across a highway

02:34You ever just been stuck on the side of the highway

02:36Like your car

02:36My car has died a couple times on the side of the highway

02:38When you get out

02:40And you're standing there

02:41It's scary

02:42It's terrifying

02:43It's terrifying

02:44A semi truck going by you

02:46When you're standing still

02:48Get that chill

02:48And it's like going 70

02:50Yeah but then you like add in freeway

02:54Okay

02:57I got the directions

02:59Alright well let me see

03:01There's

03:02Is this four lanes or three?

03:04I think it's only three

03:05We should just stop at a gas station

03:07I don't know

03:07I'm gonna just run across real quick

03:09And get the directions

03:11You're stubborn as hell

03:12Just get up back

03:13Shut up

03:13Here I go

03:15That was narrow

03:17That was narrow

03:18God damn it

03:20Make way

03:23He's yelling

03:25And that was it

03:32Yep

03:32That was dark

03:35That was dark

03:36And that was it

03:37That was so dark

03:38Game over

03:39He probably was like

03:40All the emotion of running

03:41As fast as he can

03:42But he was like

03:43Heeeeh

03:45Heeeeh

03:46Heeeeh

03:48Heeeeh

03:49Heeeeh

03:51Oh no no no no no

03:53Heeeeh

03:54Heeeeh

03:56Heeeeh

03:58Heeeeh

04:00I gotta go back

04:01Heeeeh

04:02Heeeeh

04:03Heeeeh

04:04Heeeeh

04:05Heeeeh

04:06Heeeeh

04:07AHHHHHHHHH

04:11That's it

04:12AHHHAHHHHHH

04:14I can just get to this lawnmower man

04:20HEY MEXICAN

04:22What you doing man? You're gonna get hit man

04:24HEY MEXICAN

04:25You're not fast enough to go across the legs

04:27I doubt this Mexican's gonna know even how to speak

04:32I'm from South America, why do you keep calling me Mexican?

04:35hey anyway how do i get to yosemite national park you're gonna take this all the way to exit 12 okay

04:43you're gonna stay in the right line you're going to take this to exit at 12. 12 to exit 12 and then

04:50you're gonna go around a little bit can you write it down oh my god you are you're a bad person man

04:57you know what forget it i'll go find someone else i don't think you're gonna make it little baby steps

05:02such as i don't i'm calling ice to a bad batman i'm just gonna make it back across this as soon

05:11as i make it to my car i don't know i'm calling ice here i go better not it's uh going really slow oh god

05:21why is this horrible thing so funny to me oh and the guy's like well good luck at calling

05:34ice now nobody's a darling anything none ah all right b thought some prayers to his face

05:45you just did the rapper one up pour one out for my homie yeah

05:52poor old guy don't do that people no matter what no don't cross a freeway for directions okay

05:57i'm pretty sure it'd be over quick though so that's

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