00:00okay let me ask speaking of trails you know i take those trails right near our house and i
00:08take jameson for walks there all the time so there's like the trails go and you can go in
00:12many different directions yes so it was sunday morning you know i'm up early it was like 7 30
00:17i'm out with jameson we're on the trails and this woman comes out from a side path on one of the
00:23trails and she's she keeps looking at me i think she's like a little there's no one else around
00:27at this time it's still 7 30 right it's me and her jameson she kept looking back to me to see if i
00:34was still on her tail right and um which you were which i was and then she turned the way that i was
00:41going to turn once and then she turned another way that i was going to turn so you're just following
00:49her right and she kept looking back like all nervous and i thought well is it up to me now
00:53yeah you got a passer yeah the the uh trail etiquette what i do let you have a drink of
01:01water well i handle it i either bypass them and you're you're fast so you should be able i don't
01:07know about little jameson you might have to pick him up yeah i can't i'd have to drag him across
01:12you are the fastest walker i know because you have very long legs so you should have you could pass her
01:18or just stop and act like you're looking at something let me get a way ahead
01:23look at that tree i do that all the time oh that is pine is that pine beautiful can't slowly
01:30gain on her i think i just found an ant right everybody's so extra jumpy too like lisa when we
01:36leave like she'll gain on me because i'm walking slower down the hallway there whatever and like
01:41i hear like just like the slightest little like like behind me and then i'm like
01:45and now i'm like i'm right behind you and she's got to warn me now oh yeah
01:49so how do you handle it chuck do you i stay in my house there you go or you could do that yeah
01:56i do not hit the trails
01:58you did hit the trails for those ants but listen lisa you have to understand the last time i hit a
02:05trail i'm walking i saw a couple people but i'm walking i'm like trying to pick ants up or whatever
02:10and then i i heard a noise and i turned around and it was a cop car on the trail like he was just
02:17they send a cop car through this because of you you look creepy but it's possible but i think they
02:23just have a random patrol that goes through this pathway and i was like man i didn't expect to see a
02:31full cop car out here but if i encountered someone like you or you on the trail on the ground
02:38and i wouldn't know what you were doing yeah i would just think you were crazy
02:41i'd be like oh my god i had my safari hat on
02:46what is he doing
02:47why totally everyone would think he's crazy i would do it like that guy is nuts
02:52i'm lifting up pieces of wood what is he what is he doing looking yeah looking for treasure
03:00this is just like i swear i saw a man searching for ants i would never i would never suspect that
03:07i mean now i might i legitimately caught one in front of a lady did you like and then i love your
03:15joyful scream but i'll tell you what i did do i realized it and you know clipped him in and like
03:23i was like i was like sweet and then i looked and i was like oh hi you were watching me this whole time
03:31chasing an ant and it was like they run right so you're like what did the first it was a lady
03:37oh my god oh my god i'm trying to catch it what did you have like an ant call or something you can call
03:42an ant call i know i'd have to spit pheromones out what did the lady say though
03:48nothing she just stared at me and then she just went along i'm like just going you were crazy
03:53yeah of course because she's like oh my god and then the cop showed up that guy in his cargo
03:57shorts and safari hat what's he doing down there i would assume that she did call the cops
04:01but the cop didn't say anything to me you always have the cops called on you
04:05you live uh you live a you know life of trouble you found a dog life of trouble he's collecting ants
04:13life of trouble he's just got one of those faces you know yeah when you uh he's not indiana jones
04:19he's collecting ants i don't know if you know this least but i'm the bad boy of ant collecting
04:23oh yeah he's a renegade yeah oh my god an ant collector you said it
04:30i've never seen anyone do that the bad boy of ant collecting is the funniest
04:36yeah in fact i'm adding that to all my bios
04:40bad boy of ant collecting right now write that down don't forget it
04:44someone said some guys pick up chicks at the park chuck picks up ants
04:51yep the bad boy of the ant and people wondering why you do it chuck it's just a hobby right
04:56uh it's like you haven't done it in a long time oh i've got like four different
05:00no but going and hunting no because now what i realize is if i wait long enough ants just come
05:07to me you're the ant whisperer it's come to me or is it because your kids are leaving crumbs of
05:14food all over the ground outside so the ants are attracted i think what it is now what it is now
05:19is i realize that at any given time there are ant queens around you all the time that before you
05:26you probably have seen them and just not realized don't really you just look down and you're like
05:31oh that's just an ant no it's not it's an ant queen that's a queen and i'll catch it and so i think i
05:38have five different ant queens so you know the problem is trying to get them to live a long time
05:43is very hard oh it's very hard you're not exactly the ant whisperer yet well these guys have been
05:50alive for a while not they've got too close bad boy and collecting i just like uh you don't pick
05:57them up and like let them talk to you or anything you're not a true whisperer of the ants yes i do
06:01talk to you no i don't my god but i am they're gone
