Granny Steamed Her Bits

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Canadian woman who severely damaged her vagina when she followed advice given by a celebrity's health blog.

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00:00We just talked about this yesterday, I believe, funny enough, but a woman in Canada who tried

00:08to steam her lady parts because Gwyneth Paltrow recommended that she do it on her website

00:13Goop, of course, wound up with severe vaginal burns.

00:17Of course.

00:18She's trying to get some of that Goop money now.

00:19Yeah, she wants that Goop money.

00:20Get that Goop money.

00:21You burned your bits.

00:23The 62-year-old woman.

00:2562.

00:27Ow.

00:27Oh, my God.

00:29Ow.

00:29Grandma?

00:30Ow.

00:31What's going on in there?

00:33I burnt my vagina.

00:35Oh, God.

00:36What is there?

00:38How?

00:38Handy.

00:38Yeah.

00:39Get in here.

00:40Bring some cream.

00:42Jesus Christ.

00:42Oh, put it away.

00:44Put it away.

00:45Oh, put it on.

00:46Oh, God.

00:47Put it on me.

00:48Save me.

00:48I'm going to toss you in the tube.

00:50Oh, I can't catch.

00:51I dropped it.

00:52Oh, God.

00:53Pick it up.

00:54Oh, it's terrible.

00:55My arthritis.

00:55Oh.

00:56Help.

00:57Stop.

00:57Stop wiggling like that.

00:59Get it on there.

01:01We've got to stop.

01:02You've got to stop wiggling.

01:03Oh, my God.

01:03Squeeze the tube at it.

01:05I'm going to do it from far away.

01:07Oh, God.

01:08All right.

01:08I'll try to hit it.

01:12Bullseye.

01:12Oh, relief.

01:20Of all the things you couldn't help grandma with, that's got to be near the top of the list.

01:24Terrible.

01:2562-year-old old lady.

01:26I love her soothing relief noise.

01:28Yeah.

01:29Oh.

01:30Oh.

01:33So, this 62-year-old woman mixed an herbal medicine blend in a pan of boiling water and

01:41sat over it with her bare vagina for 20 minutes.

01:44Oh, that's a lot.

01:45Jesus Christ.

01:46It's like a whole episode of something.

01:48Yeah.

01:49She sustained second-degree burns.

01:52I didn't even feel it.

01:55Stupid.

01:56Just dumb.

01:57Wow.

01:58Boiled myself like a pot roast.

01:59She steamed herself like vegetables, right?

02:05Like, I mean, think about 20 minutes of steam on something.

02:07Why do people still listen to what Gwyneth Paltrow's telling her to do?

02:11I don't know.

02:12She's crazy.

02:13So, this steam infused with herbs, apparently, they said, would reduce vaginal prolapse, relieve

02:20cramps, and bring about cleansing benefits.

02:24Cramps?

02:24She doesn't have cramps.

02:25She's 62.

02:26Yeah.

02:26It's just weird that Gwyneth Paltrow just is, like, making stuff up about what to throw

02:31in your vagina.

02:32Well, she'll, like, catch wind of something and then write a...

02:35Her people write it and get attention from it, which gets attention to the site, which

02:41helps their business, because she's loaded because of the site.

02:44Yeah.

02:45And she doesn't do that.

02:46Maybe tried it once or something.

02:48I'm glad you broke that down, because I literally thought she was, like, a vagina scientist

02:53herself.

02:53Like, when she's not, she's just protesting stuff out on her own.

02:57She's always just, like...

02:58Putting different things in there.

03:01Ketchup.

03:02The results are in.

03:03Nothing.

03:04Mustard's no good.

03:06Mustard's out.

03:08We shouldn't have to say this, but vaginal steaming is not advisable.

03:11There's several doctors who say the benefits of it have not been scientifically proven ever,

03:16and, like our poor Canadian friend, could result in painful burns.

03:20Yeah.

03:20The vaginal area is super sensitive, and these types of burns, they say, can be painful and

03:25difficult to treat.

03:26They had a lot of trouble helping this 62-year-old woman's vagina heal.

03:30I bet.

03:32Man.

03:33Help.

03:34Oh, God.

03:35Again?

03:35I told you not to read that goop.

03:39Oh, yeah.

03:39What'd you put in there now?

03:42Lava.

03:43Oh, God.

03:45Lava.

03:46I'll get the...

03:47Lava.

03:48I'll get the cooling cream, but you gotta put it on yourself.

03:51Jump up and bit me.

03:53Lava in your vagina.

03:55Lava.

03:56Yeah.

03:56Where'd you even get lava?

03:58I made it.

04:01That's wild.

04:05Someone said, was she squatting over the stove?

04:07No, she just had a pot of boiling water.

04:09She took the pot off the stove.

04:11If she was over the stove, that makes it even crazier.

04:15That makes it 1,000 times funnier.

04:17It does.

04:18If she's squatting over a stove with an active boil.

04:20She got up there, but, you know.

04:22Help.

04:23Yeah.

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