00:00We're going to start in North Fort Myers, Florida, where a school principal found pot in a kid's backpack.
00:132.1 grams of marijuana because someone noticed a smell. Here's the story from ABC7.
00:19They say the student's backpack on Monday reeked of marijuana.
00:23The teacher who caught a whiff of it alerted the principal, who alerted the school resource officer, who searched the bag.
00:29The officer found a pink baggie holding two grams of a leafy substance, and LCSO says it tested positive for marijuana.
00:37This is really disturbing. This is truly disturbing to me. And this is just down straight from my home.
00:44And she's not the only one who thinks that way.
00:47Jesus Christ.
00:49Got a lot of other things to worry about.
00:51Now, deputies say the student, whose name is blacked out in the report, has never been arrested before.
00:56That means they qualified for just a civil citation, something for people underage that's an alternative to an arrest.
01:03Well, I'd like to know if there's anything else that's going to be done.
01:06I mean, is it just going to be a citation, or is there going to be an investigation?
01:09Jesus Christ, it's some pot in a kid's backpack. Are we kidding?
01:13The kid didn't try and blow up the school. He had a little baggie of pot in his backpack.
01:18Mother of God!
01:19It'll be okay.
01:20Calm down!
01:21Don't you feel like you just fell in there?
01:24Something happened.
01:25Yes!
01:26Holy hell!
01:26I mean, or...
01:27Mom and Dad in the other town need your butt kicked.
01:29There are some kids smoking weed by then.
01:31What did that lady say?
01:32I gotta hear what that lady said.
01:34The lady with the cowboy hat and...
01:36I don't know if there's anything else that's going to be done.
01:39I mean, is it just going to be a citation, or is there going to be an investigation into this?
01:41She has no teeth, by the way.
01:42Mom and Dad in the other town need your butts kicked.
01:45Oh, Lord.
01:48Okay.
01:48Yes, go kick Mom and Dad's butts.
01:50I'd like to see them try.
01:52Look at these people.
01:52Look at his pink, fluffy steering wheel cover.
01:55No, but here's the thing.
01:55What's happening?
01:56This is who we're checking in on now for moral judgment.
02:00We're checking in with them on moral judgment.
02:03Because these are the type of people that talk to the news.
02:07These two look like they have dad or the meth.
02:08Bright people don't talk to the news.
02:10Yeah, right.
02:10If someone stopped me, I'd be like, no, no comment.
02:13I don't want to talk about a kid.
02:15I don't care.
02:16I'd be like, what, two grams of pot?
02:17Big deal.
02:18Ooh.
02:19They don't want to be honest.
02:20But they want the woman who's like, something more needs to be done.
02:24And I mean, I'm telling you, I mean, I hate to break it to you, but in a lot of different
02:28places where stuff ain't great, eighth grade kids are smoking pot.
02:34I'm sure if they-
02:35I think it's when Andy started.
02:36They spoke to our listeners at Fort Myers.
02:38They would not have a problem with a kid being busted with a little bit of pot in his
02:41backpack.
02:42Yeah, sure.
02:42I understand.
02:43You got to do something about it.
02:44But you don't, it's not the end of the freaking world.
02:47My lord.
02:49Calm down, lady.
02:50Oh my god.
02:52That's the news today, though.
02:53Yeah, it is.
02:54Well, you know what, though?
02:55Marijuana in Florida is like a, it's like the devil's lettuce there still.
03:01No, but it's not really most people want it.
03:03It's just the old, the nasty old folks who complain about everything, complain about that
03:08too.
03:09I know, but to them, and they're the ones who vote.
03:12Yeah, it'll be a while.
03:13It'll be one of the last states where it's legal.
03:15I do believe that.
03:16Yeah.
03:16They do have the air freshener in their car.
03:18You don't think they're smoking some weed in there?
03:20Come on.
03:21They look totally like, they're up to much worse than weed, Lisa.
03:24Much worse.
03:25Maybe that's what it is.
03:26They're over, like, compensating.
03:28That's outrageous.
03:29Yeah.
03:30That's probably it.
03:31How dare they?
03:32We gotta throw this news reporter off our scent here.
03:35Act outraged about those two grams of weed.
03:38Those couple little nugs in some kid's little backpack.
03:42They got, like, a brick of heroin in there.
03:46For sure.
03:46Don't want to find out about the drugs in my butt.
03:50Hey, turn down the meth bubbler in the back there.
03:53I take 87 oxycodones.
03:58That's it, Jess.
03:59I got a bad back.
04:00I got, look at it, he's got a bad back.
04:02It's fake outrage.
04:04It's totally fake outrage.
04:05Is there going to be a citation, or is there going to be an investigation into this?
04:09I'm on the dead of the other town.
04:10Need your butts kicked.
04:12Yeah, that's...
04:13You need your butts kicked.
04:14That lady had to have smoked meth or crack or something.
04:18For sure.
04:18She had to look to her face.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:19The other woman has just never been laid.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Yeah.
04:22The other one, no drugs, but yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:25No sex.
04:26No climax.
04:28She'd probably do the same thing.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:30You've never seen two people that look more like they do drugs in their entire life.
04:34For sure.
04:34She has like a rattan cowboy hat on with glasses and a pink fluffy steering wheel cover and
04:41a tank top.
04:41He looks like Willie Nelson.
04:42He looks like a Willie Nelson relative.
04:44She looks like desperation.
04:45She is the picture of desperation.
04:48Does she have teeth?
04:49No.
04:49No teeth.
04:50No teeth.
04:50You can't have teeth in your mouth like that.
04:52No.
04:53Your mouth only looks like imploding.
04:55They totally oversold it because they were...
04:58They didn't want to be busted for whatever they were doing.
05:01What did they say when they first talked to them, too?
05:03I want to...
05:04Where's that?
05:04Oh, lady.
05:05Dry it up, bitch.
05:07Here he is.
05:08He says basically the same thing.
05:09Yeah, if I'd have found out if my kid got a hold of it, I'd put a whooping on the parents.
05:14And my kid got a hold of it.
05:15He has a long white ponytail, too.
05:17My God, he's the picture of drugs.
05:20He's probably selling drugs right now.
05:21Probably after the interview.
05:22Yeah, they were actually selling drugs.
05:24Hold on a second here.
05:25What news?
05:25What are you?
05:26Just let's wait.
05:26Hold off on the sale.
05:28Yeah.
05:29No, drugs.
05:29Drugs, I hate them.
05:30Marijuana's the devil.
05:32Kick those parents' asses.
05:34Anyone who protests too much about anything...
05:37What's that rubber band around your arm?
05:38Don't worry about that rubber band.
05:41That's to hold my ponytail back.
05:44It might be.
05:44It might be.
