00:00Man, Florida is effed up.
00:10A loose-boweled bandit is on the run in Southwest Florida.
00:16Easy to follow.
00:17Yeah.
00:18Dead giveaway.
00:19Yeah.
00:20Someone broke into a Fort Myers mobile home and left behind poop on two days.
00:30Two different occasions.
00:32Same poop.
00:33Have they run the DNA?
00:34I don't know if they've run the DNA.
00:36Test the DNA.
00:38Let's find out what's happening here as we get the story from Fort Myers and NBC2.
00:43Let's take a listen in.
00:44It all started this past Friday here at this home.
00:47The family renting says someone broke into their lanai and left a crappy surprise in the corner.
00:52They've grown their lanai.
00:53The family is petrified the serial pooper will return, so they didn't want to speak on TV.
00:57However, they did say that person also broke this window to get inside.
01:02500 bucks cash and some fruit was stolen.
01:04That wasn't it, though.
01:05The deceitful dumper came back for round two of number two.
01:09Oh, okay.
01:11At some point Monday, they broke in through this window and went straight to the master bedroom.
01:15It's here where they left their second smelly surprise.
01:18Oh, God.
01:19Jeez.
01:20Disgusting.
01:21I'm looking feces.
01:22A human **** on the person's property.
01:27This is not normal for somebody to do that.
01:30If it's not weird enough for you, the person put this shirt over it.
01:33Jesus.
01:34Are you kidding?
01:35They're just doing things.
01:36Oh, the roaches.
01:37Leaving little presents behind, you know?
01:40Here's my question.
01:41Did the camera guy and reporter, Gage Golding, did he lift that shirt off that poop twice?
01:46He made someone do it.
01:47I think he's his own cameraman, so I believe he did it to get the shot.
01:51To get the full turd.
01:53He's like the Spielberg of the News.
01:54Did they leave it?
01:55Did they leave it?
01:56That had to be the person who owns the house, right?
01:58That can't be Gage.
02:00I think it's Gage.
02:01You think they had the homeowner lift up and then they left it there?
02:04They didn't leave it there for days to wait for the news to come.
02:07That's what I was just remembering.
02:08No, no, no, no, no, the Friday was the first time.
02:11This was the second time.
02:12This just happened.
02:14Yeah, but...
02:14And they called the news.
02:15You got to call the news and wait for them to come over.
02:17Yeah, you called the news, the turd's there, and you're like, hey, news, you got to see
02:23this.
02:23The turd is right there.
02:24Hurry before it melts.
02:25Or you take a video.
02:27Share it with the news.
02:27Right, I think they probably took a video.
02:29I don't know.
02:30That's the news?
02:32Look at the house.
02:32I know, guys.
02:33The turd fits right in on the floor, no offense.
02:35They're having like eight different angles of the turd, the news camera guy.
02:38those angles not the homeowner i feel like they i don't know i feel like they left it yeah they
02:44they called the news right away to say hey this is the second time someone's pooped here get over
02:48right over of course i just i don't know that's a bit far-fetched to me i'm lying on the ground to
02:56get a shot of a turd as the homeowner and i believe dave you can see evidence of the wiping
03:01on the shirt possibly down there and maybe up up there no okay there's some residue for sure yeah
03:08let's watch it again and see if we think that i think the whole big no okay let's see let's look
03:13at all the angles to see if you think an average person would have got these turd angles okay here
03:18we go the deceitful duffer came back from number two what do you think it's like ken burns or
03:24something i don't know because people don't do that when they're doing a floral pan you don't
03:28have a floral pan like a muse comes into the room yeah that's a that's like a movie scooter like a
03:34camera scooter i'm looking at feces a human that's that's a new shot the flies are flying around yeah
03:41normal i mean maybe unless the reporter pooped on the one unless yeah that's it gauge dropped the deuce
03:47to recreate it yeah you better recreate the deuce he's a method reporter i need a shirt and some fiber
03:54cereal gauge will deuce i i will almost guarantee i'll put a d guarantee on that that's news camera
04:00foot double stamp that d guarantee dave i'm with you i'm with you well then somebody needs to get
04:05gauge out of there because he's doing no that's real bad hashtag save gauge he's doing gate listen
04:11gauge is doing all this so he gets out well he is he goes up in attics he's sweating his balls off
04:16yeah you know we've seen him do all sorts of things he's trying to get out of there and i don't
04:20blame is gage the shiny guy yeah he does good he does good work you do good work gage he does
04:26he tried you do good work we appreciate your reporting but i don't know i'd love to talk to
04:30him about that turn exactly and ask him if he like hey do you did you have to record all the
04:36turds yourself story of your gage your work beyond gage listen andy from david chuck the freak
04:44i'm trying to come up with answers i don't mean to tweet at you out of the blue but uh
04:50i really need to know if that turd was real or if you recreated it hey i'm sitting here in detroit
04:59i'll wait for your response because it did look like possibly someone just
05:03you hear me gage you want me to message him yeah all right i'm gonna message him here we go and the
05:09debate the morning show split hey it's me and you against everybody else i mean like i'm because
05:15i'm in my mind i can't imagine people just leaving poop on the floor till the news till the news got
05:20there that's i just don't see it i don't want to believe it these are people that were bothered by
05:25the poop i feel like no one lives there for a newscaster isn't going to call the news about
05:29poop but what if they called the news and the news was like leave the turtle alone yeah we need it for
05:35the stories don't touch it we'll be there we're gonna find out we're gonna find out yes a hundred
05:40percent do not touch the turn do not i would say i would not let you touch it don't don't
05:47we smell an emmy with this story leave that turtle alone as soon as my dog would poop in the house
05:51it is like all all out to get all the poop out of the house but it's not a crime lisa this is a crime
05:58i'll come over and poop in your house i bet you change your mind you can save it and put it in
06:02a container you are letting people see hey look what's happening you take a photo yourself you
06:06have a maybe there was a shirt over top of it that's enough we're having a debate on the
06:14listen i'm the producer of the second if you could just leave that crap there
06:19trust me he was like don't touch it so you want me to leave the poop there on the floor yes
06:23right where the loose the loose stool bandit dropped it we're gonna set gauge down there right
06:27away all right well it's getting real stinky we're gonna sit outside trust me
06:30he's an emmy award-winning reporter but that's how you win an emmy dave you record poop you get
06:36the turd you pay attention to the details no matter what happens you get that turd like i understand
06:41like a single shot it could have been a photo and then they could have just panned over the photo they
06:46use that technology or whatever this was done by a professional but you can tell there's too many
06:50shots of it how many shots would you take of the poop how many shots would you take of the poop would
06:57you get down on the ground the way he did do i get an emmy you should and the emmy for best turd
07:04coverage goes to andy green i'm just saying none of you guys would do it that's why you don't have an
07:11emmy there's like 27 different angles of this poop i don't have an emmy that's it that's why go watch
07:18the report judge for yourself and see is that news turd or fake turd yeah i think it's totally i think
07:27the homeowner yeah you guys think the whole news crew worked just him he is the whole news crew let's
07:35be honest he's the whole news crew though i just love that he's starting his day was 8 30 so he's like
07:40oh man got a big day of gage news hopefully there's no trailer send him an email send their
07:46email too check twitter hey did you have to get the footage of that trailer turd if so yeah we want
07:51he's like god who are these idiots i'm gonna know i'm an emmy award-winning journalist
07:58there's two yahoos that they put on a couple stations we'll let you know if we hear back from
08:03gage whether or not that was his footage or let us know dave when you hear back for sure break in
08:09break in that break in relationship with gage
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