Working on Drugs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey that reveals the percentages of people who have worked under the influence of certain substances and the show imagines what a couple of those scenarios would be like.

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00:00turns out a lot of people have done drugs at work or at least been buzzed um alcohol by far

00:12as you can expect the number one substance used and abused 64 percent of women and 70 percent of

00:20men who've done drugs at work say they've been buzzed or drunk in the workplace i think almost

00:25everybody has i mean and think about how many times you've had to go do like a lunch meeting

00:30yeah and like we're different so maybe the lunch meeting for us is we get to go home but then other

00:37people are done that lunch meeting and they got to go back to work they've had drinks and they've

00:42you know oxycontin or vicodin 10 for women 12 for men so that only includes illegal use without a

00:51prescription a lot of people yeah a lot of people cocaine cocaine three percent of women seven

00:59percent of men these are people who have done drugs at work they that's how many have done cocaine oh

01:06yeah yeah wow that's i mean i guess it's just not the circles i run in cocaine bathroom people that

01:16work on cocaine yeah can't just wrap my head around you know i'm just doing to do a little

01:22cocaine be right back you're closer than you could ever imagine i guess i guess uh meth three percent

01:28of women and five percent of men who've done drugs at work it's been meth meth meth meth is a crazy

01:33one to do welcome to mcconnell oh man that guy was fast i love this mcconnell here's your face

01:42this is my favorite watch how fast he gets my food here's your chicken nuggets oh my god amazing

01:49i've been up for five days yeah

01:51god this guy just threw my chicken nuggets

01:55right through the window you take off you're on the highway the guy's running beside you

02:01you forgot your sauce you forgot your ketchup oh my god he's going 40 miles an hour

02:07you forgot your ketchup i like him yeah what a hard worker we may need more mcmeth

02:14i'll tell you it's it gives you a little burst there yeah he's a great worker

02:21oh no i can't this is just how i talk i'm so sorry can you imagine you just ran through that window

02:28i know i did i'm all caught up i don't feel a thing

02:31they can't put him on the speaker he'd be too much why are you naked what happened to your

02:36i don't know i don't even remember why i got naked but it just seemed to make sense

02:40but don't worry none of my parts touched your food

02:43thanks for that honey you're welcome

02:47when i stay yeah you too

02:50he's amazing this is my exit all right see you later

02:55he's still on the headset

02:59left the mcdonald's

03:01still taking orders yeah meth is a wild one three and seven percent yeah yeah

03:07three percent of women five percent of men who have done drugs at work have done meth

03:11yeah and at the bottom of the list is heroin tough to tough to get anything done after that

03:19that's the opposite the total opposite hello i need to order my chicken mcnugget

03:25hello is he sleeping i think he's passed out oh

03:31we may need to just go to a different place

03:35hey hey hey we're waiting for food out here

03:40needles buying in there

03:41hey we you got you have four different cars waiting for people

03:44we all want some some stuff waiting for food can i get a big mac

03:47hello hey

03:48uh hey

03:50he's on heroin i believe

03:56i believe

03:58i believe you're right

04:01slowly hand you your back

04:03he fell asleep nine times handing me my bag

04:07took him two hours to give me my straw

04:09wake up

04:12hey i gotta go dude can you

04:14hey can you

04:16beep beep

04:17hey

04:19hey can you just pass that bag

04:21you can pass me that bag for ten minutes

04:23can you just give me that bag

04:24i'm gonna reach into the window and grab it

04:26there you go

04:27oh

04:27all right

04:29i don't think he's noticed yet

04:30just drive drive drive

04:31yeah we're out of here

04:32that guy was clearly on heroin

04:35uh so some people texted in saying i worked for a guy who let you come in late if you brought him a tenth of a gram of meth

04:44oh my god

04:46another one said i worked roofing with a guy who would smoke crack all day long

04:50roofing

04:50sitting on a customer's roof

04:51blazing rocks

04:53you don't want to be high on crack on a roof

04:56dude could roof two houses a day

04:58he's like meth mcdonald's

05:00but he also could just like

05:02walk right off a roof and land on his feet

05:07the quality's a little sketchy

05:10but i got it done fast

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