Polyamorous Nerds

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a group of people living in Jacksonville, Florida in a polyamorous relationship. There is a main girl, four guys, and an incoming baby that is fathered by one of the guys.

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00:00all right so i saw this next story it's out of jacksonville florida we've talked about

00:10polyamorous relationships on the show before of course this one a little different this is a 20

00:15year old polyamorous woman in jacksonville she just went on vacation with her four partners

00:20four of the nerdiest men you'll ever see in your entire life and one of them knocked her up

00:26it's amazing so what are they going to do they're going to raise the baby all well sure they're

00:34going to be one big happy nerdy family um there they are oh my god but wait till you see the one

00:42one-on-one again this is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see it for yourself

00:47you can go check it out there it's like a reverse java it's like the mutants from table nine started

00:53a family uh so there's one guy well they're just happy to be having having right that's it of course

00:58there's look at that guy oh my goodness they're like a super that guy he's the one that knocked

01:03her up oh that guy no he is that's the man that's him you're the one there was he's greasy here landed

01:11one they are honestly you have to go to daveandchuckthefreak.com and check these guys out you've

01:14never seen a nerdier group of guys and the girls woman is pretty oh she's nerdy yeah she loves it

01:21because you'll see they play all their card games together and stuff like she's in she's probably as

01:26nerdy as they are so it works yeah it's just weird they all found each other i'm trying to feel get a

01:32feel for who she loves the most i think she's open about it um this is like where when you find love

01:40at those tabletop gaming stores yeah it is oh yeah pretty much so here's a little taste of it here it's

01:45called love don't judge this british tv show the first polyamorous relationship i had been in was

01:49actually with travis and that was the one that brought up the idea is he holding the guy's hand

01:54too no he's holding hers across the guy we've been dating he doesn't even know how to kiss guys

01:59about two and a half almost three years imagine the smells in that room

02:04smells like hell smell it hold on smell it

02:09the whole house recently but we've basically been dating for about two years now

02:12smell it the term poly meaning multiple often refers to a three-person relationship

02:18that guy in the end holding her hand is really he's a wild one

02:21which one with who which one with the jib the jibs it just sounds like she's exhausted

02:27well yeah those dudes are dropping it in her every couple minutes

02:32i'll tell you what she's filled to the rim she's filled to the rim

02:35al beck says these nerds make me feel a lot better about my life

02:39al you are one of the sexiest men alive

02:43are you kidding me i'm feeling great right now

02:47oh boy my goodness don't get into a polyamorous relationship

02:52yeah don't go anywhere near this chick though at the same time because

02:56you know you'd throw her whole life into it oh my god turmoil i guess i'd be i'm open to it but

03:04i'm not gonna go after it basically he was asked would you consider getting with one of the guys

03:08he's open to it what yeah

03:10that's shocked what do you think lees

03:15that guy'll take whatever comes his way

03:19lees said don't even try to wrap your mind around that

03:21what jibs is just as horny as it gets jibs lays it down lees

03:27jibs is pleasing everybody in the sack

03:31he brings all of the thunder

03:33jibs is a people pleaser

03:37so she's pregnant

03:39she's pregnant by one of them

03:42which one

03:42jibs

03:43100% it's jibs

03:44it's not jibs

03:45it's not jibs

03:46no it's the one that wins all the games

03:48oh yeah

03:49the brains

03:50the red the ginger

03:50yeah

03:51i would have thought that

03:52is that gary

03:53have we found

03:54i believe the article said

03:55oh okay

03:55he's the one that impregnated her

03:56okay

03:57yeah

03:57well that's smart move by her

04:00yeah i get the smart move by her

04:02he seems to be also the most functional

04:03that's what i would have thought too

04:04functional is a nice way to put it james

04:07wow that was like the kindest way you've ever talked about someone

04:10oh

04:11bringing another

04:12albeck

04:12it's the baby for god's sake

04:15albeck

04:15wouldn't that be crazy if you opened the door and it was albeck

04:17so it's starting to get set up

04:20it's not quite done yet

04:22not due for another couple of months

04:23so we still have some more time

04:24oh these guys are gonna push this to the last second

04:26about 23-24 weeks pregnant

04:29yeah i'll look pretty

04:30how dirty that guy's glasses were

04:32wait a second

04:32i don't think there's as much sex

04:34there's not as much sex going on here

04:36yeah if she can narrow down the time

04:37so she must like find a new guy and she has sex with him

04:41and the other guys she's just had sex with but

04:44they don't do much

04:45she has like a harem of them

04:46maybe they just like cuddle each other and she tells them we just had sex

04:49oh possibly

04:50oh sex is fun

04:51she's probably just has to

04:52give it a couple rubs

04:53yep

04:54the guy in the sweatpants looks really sad

04:56he does

04:57but look at the dirt on his glasses

04:58you can't see through them

04:59the two guys

05:00the two of those guys

05:01jibs and the uh

05:02the spare wars guys

05:03glasses need a good scrub

05:05oh they do

05:05they're real

05:06so cloudy

05:08spare wars

05:08looks like it's steaming up

05:10everyone's dad

05:11it's just filth

05:12it's full of his hair

05:13and his face grease

05:14it's definitely a little interesting

05:18so they're all gonna stay together and raise the baby together as a unit

05:23jibs and steamy glasses and all of them

05:27jibs

05:28slows

05:30spare guy

05:32spare wars

05:33and ginger

05:34and ginger

05:35spare wars

05:36wow

05:37this would make a great documentary like tv show

05:39or even they made a movie

05:41like uh three men and a baby

05:43four nerds

05:45and a baby

05:45sadly realized i own the same shirt as ginger

05:49oh

05:50what

05:50you don't have that shirt

05:52you have that right now

05:53yeah

05:54i know

05:54i've seen you with a shirt with pineapples all over it

05:58but that looks like palm trees

05:59well Dave picks all of us to know that he's the best dressed of the four

06:02dave

06:04dave's got more in common with these nerds than i do

06:07good job

06:10dave you shouldn't be dressing like these people

06:12i have it

06:13i only wear it on like topical places

06:15yeah i know but don't

06:16aren't you picking something up there Dave

06:18oh

06:19wow that's sadness

06:19jesus

06:21dave owns the same shirt as that guy

06:24as the father of the baby

06:25anyways

06:26jibs had a lot

06:27go check out jibs

06:29jibs is a rascal

06:30sweatpants

06:30and more

06:31at davidjibs

06:33jibs the freak dot com

06:34you can see them there

06:35You

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