00:00i just talked the other day about how you know i saw that guy walking towards me when i was
00:09driving home the other day and he was texting and he wasn't looking at all tripped like
00:15didn't expect the curb to be there yeah fell down and then fell right down in front of my car
00:21yeah it's super scary because i thought i could have run that guy over if i wasn't paying attention
00:25you almost killed a man i almost killed a man yeah it's not dave's fault though no no but still
00:31couldn't you i think i could still be charged like god forbid you're supposed to be in control
00:36of your vehicle you're supposed to be aware of your surroundings surroundings what would that be
00:40but if i mean if you walk right in front of you you always have to be aware of pedestrians is how
00:44they'd get you probably you know what i mean they'd be like you didn't leave yourself enough
00:47time to stop or god forbid i crushed his skull and he's gone right that would be dave i can't
00:55imagine hey guys dave just uh texted me
00:58he crushed a man's skull he's pretty emotionally distraught by it yeah uh watched his head pop
01:08like a melon like a melon it's like a watermelon yeah i've seen some some lively stuff what dave
01:14saw uh he's i called him a 10 seconds ago he's still just literally screaming oh boy
01:20my response would be ha ha ha ha because i would think that's a joke that's a joke
01:26that didn't happen hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello did you say how his car's doing
01:32his car okay yeah i mean it's he's got to take it through the car wash got brain matter on it
01:36so just hose that right off but uh he is pretty distraught over the fact that he crushed a man's skull
01:41that's what honestly went through my head because the way he landed yeah he was almost positioned
01:50like his body was right in front of my car his head would have been right under his head would
01:53have been under a wheel yeah that's that's scary i've had like uh close calls where people have
01:58almost been blasted by my car just because they weren't paying attention to and it's like you hit
02:01them or like a splash like they were they were gonna start walking and then almost like as i was
02:06turning or something and i'm like man you it would be i'd just be so mad at them i'd be mad at the
02:12guys whose head was all over the place oh yeah yeah if it's somebody else's stupidity i'd be like
02:17just yelling at his splattered skull you're a dumbass god damn it instead of get out are you okay
02:24my wednesday or my thursday's ruined that's probably the way i would have reacted that's the way i reacted
02:30when that guy on the bike hit my car and rolled right over the hood and then grabbed my passenger
02:35side mirror and ripped it off on his way out what are you doing for god's sakes dude are you
02:40kidding you ripped my mirror off yeah meanwhile he just rolled across my hood yeah i killed a deer
02:46and a skunk last year yeah so i don't need any more death yeah on my watch yeah hitting an animal sucks
02:53yeah oh well they were both horrible i mean the deer was thousands of dollars worth of damage
02:59yeah that's and then the skunk was like weeks of stink yeah you can't get rid of that smell
03:04we were heading on a road trip up north and like these ducks just came out on 75
03:09just decided like a little family and what can you do it's either semi or ducks yeah so it was the
03:15ducks i didn't do it i wasn't driving when he was but he smelled so bad it was horrible it was like
03:20what an horrible way to start our vacation yeah we wiped out a whole family of ducks
03:25it was so sad it was so bad that's terrible that's the saddest we ever leave i know it's horrible
03:35it's like you ready for vacation no
03:38oh god turn back around we're going home we just left that's awful
03:52oh man
03:54it was a semi right next to us it's a two-lane highway and of course it's like the classic cute mother duck
04:05you ready let's go
04:09come on children
04:12oh god
04:19there is no god
04:22i felt bad for the people behind us that had to see the whole thing
04:26those people were probably just like no
04:29oh god no
04:32their vacation was ruined
04:33all right we're ruined turn around
04:36oh that's so terrible
04:40it was a bad start
04:41yeah what can you do though
04:43i know you can't you don't want to die
04:44it's either you or the ducks
04:46what business did those ducks have on the other hand
04:49why did they have to cross 75
04:51right when we were going by
04:53that's the real question screw the chicken why were the ducks crossing the road
04:56dude those animals they'll take some chances
04:59she was like we've got that mother duck was like well this is gonna be
05:02this is gonna be wild kids
05:04uh we're gonna cross i7
05:06we're gonna cross the big human highway right now
05:08because we have pressing duck business on the other side of this thing
05:13pressing duck business
05:14follow me kids we'll be fine
05:17and they missed the big semi
05:20oh yeah
05:21the semi
05:22they got by that
05:23oh man
05:24and they just got duck feet
05:25they're just like
05:26like with their duck feet
05:28that's insane
05:29oh my god
05:30i was on a major highway once
05:33and you know what i saw trying to get to the other side of it
05:35a turtle
05:35oh my lord
05:36oh my turtle
05:37he was like
05:39i'm like what
05:40dude what are you doing
05:41there's water the other way too man
05:44why would you do that
05:46that's gonna take you four hours
05:48to cross where you're going
05:51what do you think's over there man
05:53you can get crickets anywhere man
05:56yeah bad decision
06:00you think those duck kids were like
06:01bad start
06:02i don't know mom this is crazy
06:03i don't know if this is
06:06i don't know if you're teaching us this right
06:08but with baby ducks
06:10what are we gonna do
06:11let's cross 75
06:12we gotta know how
06:13in the construction zone
06:15it's a construction zone
06:18oh man
06:18oh sweet jesus
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