00:00A woman in Missouri actually popped out a kid in the toilet paper aisle.
00:10Whoa, God, that's gross.
00:12You were born in the toilet paper aisle.
00:14I bet that was just a distraction.
00:19Did they name it Charmin?
00:20I bet it's real bad, Lise.
00:22Here's the story.
00:23Take a listen to this report from KY.
00:25I want to see it.
00:27This is disgusting.
00:27The store manager tells me one of her associates was stopped by a shopper who says her baby is due any day now and she believes her water had just broke.
00:39One Walmart customer didn't have a chance to get any of those groceries she came for, but she left with something much more special.
00:48We were like, oh my gosh, this is really going to happen.
00:50Store manager Jessica Hinkle says the woman warns store associates that her last child came in just 30 minutes.
00:57And when her water broke in the toilet paper aisle, she was prepared to go into labor right then and there.
01:03So we were like, okay, what do we do now?
01:05Another lady comes around the corner.
01:07She says, I'm a delivery nurse.
01:08Can I help?
01:09And we was like, yes, please, please help us.
01:11She had gloves in her pocket.
01:12She was ready to go.
01:13Hinkle says she grabbed a sheet and blocked the aisle to give the woman as much privacy as possible.
01:18Crowd control, not like the best with blood, so that was my job is holding the sheet and crowd control,
01:25making sure that nobody invaded what privacy the poor lady still had.
01:29Springfield firefighters rushed into the store and helped deliver the baby girl.
01:33They're the typical fire department that shops in our store, so they're pretty proud of themselves.
01:38Hinkle says the entire process took about 45 minutes, and customers were cheering for the woman the entire time.
01:45And then when they wheeled it out on the gurney, there were customers, of course, gathered, and she kind of raised her hand.
01:49Everyone clapped for us.
01:51A touch of happiness.
01:51Great vagina work!
01:52Hinkle says everyone need it.
01:54You know, this is a feel-good moment.
01:56Everybody's going through so much, and with a baby, it's like everything comes full circle.
01:59I'd be so, I'd be mad if I was born in a toilet paper aisle.
02:05Oh my god.
02:06I'd have a real chip on my shoulder.
02:08You know what I'd be mad about?
02:10Like, if I had a place, I'd own some kind of Chuck's, Chuck's, Chuck's, Chuck's Mart.
02:15Yeah, Chuck Mart.
02:16And you came up to me, and you were like, I gotta be honest with you, I think my water just broke.
02:22I'm like, get out!
02:23I'm like, get out of here!
02:25Well then, get out of here!
02:27You can't do that.
02:27I'd be so mad, sorry, I'm just gonna lay down right here on your disgusting floor.
02:31I'm like, what are you doing?
02:33Get out of my store!
02:34That's crazy.
02:35Get out!
02:35People are like, what a miracle!
02:38It's disgusting.
02:39Oh, because I want to know, how long did you lay there?
02:42You could have been at least five miles away from here.
02:45Yeah, man, they always talk about it like it's a miracle.
02:47I'm with you, though.
02:48At Green Bean Mart, you get out.
02:49Oh, get out of here.
02:51No live births.
02:52There's a rule, did you see?
02:54Raise your side!
02:55Get that kid out of here!
02:57No live births!
02:58Get one of those big trolleys they use like at Costco, you slop that bitch on you.
03:02Exactly.
03:03Right out to the parking lot.
03:06Yeah, you get out of here!
03:07There you go.
03:08I mean, God, someone, you know, then you gotta call James, and then James has to mop up the
03:14baby juice.
03:15James, placenta, aisle three.
03:16James, placenta, aisle three.
03:17Placenta, yeah!
03:19Yeah!
03:20The third time this month!
03:22James, afterbirth, aisle seven.
03:24Afterbirth, aisle seven.
03:25I better bring the air freshener for this one!
03:27This boy stinks!
03:29And it's sticky!
03:30Ew!
03:32We need to order more gloves!
03:34Yeah, we can't get those.
03:35Oh, Ricky's using the shovel right now!
03:38Somebody pooped in the men's room!
03:40We're out of equipment to clean!
03:42That's always been one thing I can't get behind is human birth.
03:46Yeah, I know.
03:47I'd be so mad if you just ponied on up on the floor!
03:50I'd be like, I don't!
03:52Sorry, I can't move!
03:53No, you can't!
03:54You can't get it!
03:55Stop dragging me!
03:56You can't!
03:58At least give him a chance to put some newspaper down or something.
04:00Oh, man.
04:01Everybody's like, ooh, it's so crazy!
04:03A little baby born!
04:03It's a miracle!
04:04No, it's gross!
04:05This thing is so juicy!
04:07Can you imagine watching a weird, full-toilet paper?
04:10I wouldn't watch it!
04:10I'm not watching Walmart!
04:12Gotta go!
04:12Time to leave!
04:12I'm not watching a Walmart lady have a baby!
04:18Jesus Christ!
04:21Come here, kids!
04:22Come here!
04:22It's a miracle!
04:22Come here!
04:24Look right at it!
04:27Look right at her!
04:28It's like a rhinoceros!
04:32Oh, my God!
04:34Oh, my!
04:35Get the toilet paper!
04:37Oh, sure!
04:38Look at it!
04:38It's so amazing!
04:40Quick!
04:40What a miracle!
04:41While they're all distracted by one million rolls of toilet paper!
04:44It's gonna grow up to be a fair game!
04:46Quick!
