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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about when they were flashed in public and one of the moments involves cut-off jean shorts and an armadillo exhibit.

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00:00has anyone ever flashed you their junk in public and how did it go someone said i was at the gym
00:11getting ready to leave sitting on the bench in the locker room an older gentleman comes up naked
00:15with a towel stands right in front of me opens his towel up and says you see this
00:22never went back to that gym so it was the guy who did that yeah older guy older guy did it to
00:29another guy yeah in the locker room at the gym stands right in front of him opens up his towel
00:34as he's sitting you see this i do
00:38what a response very much so
00:51i do
00:56i don't know what she's supposed to say
01:00i don't know either i don't know
01:01i think you'd punch or you'd hit or you i can't see it
01:05i can't even high risk area gyms and nursing homes
01:08oh man oh yeah big time
01:10anonymous is with us hi anonymous how are you
01:15balls being his ripcord
01:18yes ripcord
01:20what happened
01:21i went and took a little three-week vacation to la hollywood as soon as i step on hollywood
01:27boulevard the very first step very first start there's a there's a naked bone
01:31there's a naked bone stand and he's like he's he's already pantsless he's taking his shirt off and
01:38he's flashing everyone talking about you're in the jungle players oh wow and that that set up that set up the whole thing because not even five minutes after that happened i got pickpocketed no id no money i had a plane to catch the next day back to detroit yeah it was like a bad luck dong
01:56that was a bad luck dog that hollywood looked right into the eyes of a bad luck dog
02:03that was a bad luck dog hollywood is just not what you think it is yeah it's all it's just cheesy
02:10they are like the original like when they would bleach buttholes that's where they started it
02:15i don't think what was the name of that place remember i talked about it years ago
02:19the first butthole bleaching place
02:22uh touch of class to your ass why do i look up lisa hollywood beach blood remember i talked about
02:36a really long time ago i can't remember about place to bleach is it because they were doing it
02:45they're doing it for porn stars yeah they're doing it for porn stars yeah this is where they innovated
02:51all that i think i had a you know my friend lived out there and i think she's said something pink
02:55cheeks pink cheeks that's what it's called oh there it is yeah okay pink cheeks oh that's it the god
03:00mother of banal bleaching whoa this is amazing what a little knowledge nugget a little uh tourist attraction
03:07go by this is the first place to bleach a bottle i got my butthole bleached at pink cheeks
03:14and i got a tattoo across the street martha this is the first place to bleach buttholes i want to go in
03:20there they do a tour by it you stop by after you go to kat von d's tattoo studio yeah
03:28bleach buttholes put it on the list pink cheeks the trend took off it's not uncommon for customers
03:33to fly in from new york just for a quick anal just in town for a quick yes just flying in for a quick
03:41anal bleach and then i'm out 87 year old grandmas have been in there to get it done oh my god that's
03:48what i saw oh it's crazy innovators though they are they are innovators lisa trailblazers amazing
03:59pink cheeks yeah that's the home of the first anal bleacher i believe i would love to have never
04:05ever heard of it and somehow managed to be in hollywood with lisa and then she was walking
04:11down the street and she's like oh pink cheeks the godmother of the anal bleach what pardon me
04:21yeah i just i heard about it hollywood yeah uh we're going next to andrea hi andrea how are you
04:28good so what happened well we were in toronto i have a an uncle that lives there and my aunt
04:36dropped us off the toronto zoo and we were walking around and we came near the um uh armadillo
04:46section and there was a fella and he was sitting there he had short blue jean shorts on
04:51those poor armadillos obviously obviously no underwear and his scrotum was just hanging out
04:58because he had his legs up hold on hold on hold on hold on his scrotum was hanging out what did you
05:05see of his jean shorts yeah i have the same jean shorts he just had those you know blue jeans cut
05:11off past the pocket so he had no underwear on and his leg was he was holding his leg bent so that oh so
05:19it was up it was up in a reveal location you think it was intentional oh dave yes oh yeah
05:27yes okay yeah well i mean not many guys just flashed their scrotum to you not many guys wear little
05:33jean shorts yeah right put their leg up and stand in front of the armadillo though those fellas are
05:39trouble if you see a man in tiny little shorts in front of the armadillos you gotta tail it
05:45especially if the armadillos are rolled up yeah they're even hiding they're afraid they're in
05:50like ball mode oh my god like jesus god this guy's wiener his scrotum his scrotum's constantly out
06:01she said scrotum more than i've heard the word scrotum do you know what i love it i don't know why it
06:06added to it i would laugh i would laugh a million times more at a hanging scrotum yeah than any kind of
06:15like full frontal flash a hanging scrotum is less threatening it is it's more it's off i almost
06:22put it into a moon a moon category it's not anywhere near the moon category it's not near it but it it
06:30maybe revolves a distant cousin somewhere close to it no it's off-putting when it's hilarious if they
06:37don't know if they don't know short shorts by armadillos that what does he do it if some guys just
06:43look at this one it's like i mean i don't know if i if i saw that scene i'd die laughing
06:54well yeah i would die laughing a canadian guy
06:58flashing his scrotum at the armadillo exhibit just a scrotum what are you doing there by those
07:06armadillos oh now i see your scrotums out hey bud the armadillos are like we've been looking at that
07:14thing on my armadillos neck out just not an unexpected moment in your day
07:24yeah right you don't expect to see a scrotum at the armadillo exhibit no
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