Dream With Matthew McConaughey

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how strange it would be to dream with Matthew McConaughey after finding out his book narrations are the most downloaded on the "Calm" app.

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00:00in these tumultuous times americans are turning by the millions

00:08to one famous guy's sweet soothing tone matthew mcconaughey matthew mcconaughey's

00:16lulling everybody to sleep probably heard there's a meditation and relaxation app called calm

00:21several celebrities have lent their voices to it number one by far on that app is matthew mcconaughey

00:30like it's not even close he narrates this story called wonder it's been downloaded 11 million

00:38times he's got like must have like an asmr kind of thing it was the rattle of an antique telescope

00:45that caught her attention on that quiet autumn night zoe sat up in bed and looked around her room

00:53a soothing breeze drifted in through an inch of open window i'm gonna fall asleep

00:58rustling curtains and weaving through a collection of drawings pinned to the wall

01:02yeah starlight cast a soft glow across the room

01:07giving faint detail to the shapes of a comforting place

01:11you should just be doing yeah he should a troop of stuffed animals

01:13he does have that whistle i listened to some of this this morning i kept hearing the whistle

01:17that one sounds gonna be distracting

01:19yeah that's why it's money when you do it well that i noticed it in true detective

01:24yeah because it kept me on like space and time brother

01:27yeah so if you're lincoln and he's like your brand spokesperson you win right yeah if americans

01:35love his voice so much it was a home run his voice is in the commercial but it is like those commercials

01:42have been hit i think for that brand you don't even live until you get a lincoln what are you doing

01:46does he even say anything in those i guess he does some of them yeah some of them he does

01:51yeah like he voiceovers i'm like standing looking at this yeah he's gonna yeah he's gonna go ice fishing

01:57yeah yeah yeah but others you actually hear his voice yeah he's always driving and talking and the ones i've seen

02:03like him i like him i do too i don't know how you not like him i don't know i think he's a good dude

02:10like he's a good stoner dude he's cool matthew mcconaughey is like he's kind of got as as much as it doesn't

02:18seem like it he's got brilliance to him like yeah oh yeah and wolf of wall street like well that and uh

02:24dallas buyers club like he's really good that's even in um

02:32good space movie that he was in he went through a period of time where he was doing just like rom

02:37coms or whatever what was it with a q or an o a q what a q or an o that space movie

02:43interstellar yeah i've never seen that one it's so good

02:46the q or the o's what threw me off the titles oh i might not it must not be the one i'm thinking

02:58oh man weird things stick in my head and they're wrong anyway they say there's been a huge increase

03:04in use of this com app during the quarantine of course but uh matthew mcconaughey by far is their

03:11biggest star on there well you can tell that those things must be big right now because

03:16a lot of the ads i'll see as i'm scrolling through like as i'm i'm ready to go to bed

03:21it'll be like come to sleep come to the sleep app yeah we'll teach you how to sleep yeah mine are all

03:28calm down calming calm sleep yeah relax yeah calm yeah the other one is like do nothing for 30.

03:35yeah so piled in the corner put this on tonight yeah drift off at the bottom i wonder if you dream

03:41about if matthew mcconaughey is in your dream he's playing bongos in your dream he's like welcome

03:46to your dream it's just me matthew what are you doing here wow just dreaming with you just all

03:53dreaming together that's what we're doing i'm gonna play this guitar take my shirt off please don't

03:58please don't matthew i've been working on lucid dreaming yeah let's try to control it right now

04:02brother go inception style wow what do you want to do uh i think we should just fly around check it

04:09out yeah take your shirt off let's fly oh yeah i want to be ripped like you that's right look at my

04:14body is amazing you change it because you're dreaming brother that's how you're doing that

04:18that's how you do it i never want to wake up matthew i know me neither i don't want you to wake up

04:23if i wake up you're gone i don't know that's the same

04:30it'd be weird be weird to have matthew in your dreams for sure

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